A.J.
10-14-2003, 09:25 AM
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Ted Nugent Endorses Conservative Ice Cream
Ted Nugent has gone on record as endorsing a "gun nut" -- Gun Nut ice cream, that is. The dessert is made by the Star Spangled Ice Cream Company, which it calls "ice cream with a conservative flavor." On their official Website, starspangledicecream.com, Nugent is quoted as saying, "This ice cream is awesome! After I kill it and grill it, I plan to finish my feast with a bowl of Gun Nut!"
Star Spangled Ice Cream calls itself "the conservative alternative to Ben & Jerry's." Their Website states, "Like millions of your fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes. We are not ashamed of America. We think we are living in the best country ever, and, like you, we want to do everything we can to support the brave men and women who defend it. When you serve Star Spangled Ice Cream, you serve your country, because we will donate 10 percent of our profits to charities that support the men and women of the U.S. Armed Forces (including veterans) and their families."
Besides Gun Nut, which is coconut ice cream with almonds and chocolate chips, Star Spangled Ice Cream also sells I Hate The French VANILLA (made with American Vanilla, NOT French Vanilla); Iraqi Road (chocolate ice cream with roasted almonds and chocolate chips); Nutty Environmentalist (ice cream with roasted pecans); and Smaller Govern-MINT (white mint ice cream with chocolate chips).
The company also says it hopes to soon add more flavors, including: Cowardly German Chocolate, Irrelevant Belgian Chocolate, Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate, Donald Rum Raisin, U.S. Army Tank Crunch. U.S. Navy Battle-Chip, U.S. Air Force Over-The-Rainbow Sherbet, U.S. Marine Tough Cookies & Cream, and School Prayerleens & Creme.
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Ted Nugent Endorses Conservative Ice Cream
Ted Nugent has gone on record as endorsing a "gun nut" -- Gun Nut ice cream, that is. The dessert is made by the Star Spangled Ice Cream Company, which it calls "ice cream with a conservative flavor." On their official Website, starspangledicecream.com, Nugent is quoted as saying, "This ice cream is awesome! After I kill it and grill it, I plan to finish my feast with a bowl of Gun Nut!"
Star Spangled Ice Cream calls itself "the conservative alternative to Ben & Jerry's." Their Website states, "Like millions of your fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes. We are not ashamed of America. We think we are living in the best country ever, and, like you, we want to do everything we can to support the brave men and women who defend it. When you serve Star Spangled Ice Cream, you serve your country, because we will donate 10 percent of our profits to charities that support the men and women of the U.S. Armed Forces (including veterans) and their families."
Besides Gun Nut, which is coconut ice cream with almonds and chocolate chips, Star Spangled Ice Cream also sells I Hate The French VANILLA (made with American Vanilla, NOT French Vanilla); Iraqi Road (chocolate ice cream with roasted almonds and chocolate chips); Nutty Environmentalist (ice cream with roasted pecans); and Smaller Govern-MINT (white mint ice cream with chocolate chips).
The company also says it hopes to soon add more flavors, including: Cowardly German Chocolate, Irrelevant Belgian Chocolate, Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate, Donald Rum Raisin, U.S. Army Tank Crunch. U.S. Navy Battle-Chip, U.S. Air Force Over-The-Rainbow Sherbet, U.S. Marine Tough Cookies & Cream, and School Prayerleens & Creme.
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