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A.J.
10-14-2003, 09:25 AM
I'm waiting for the Straw-Barry Goldwater:

Ted Nugent Endorses Conservative Ice Cream

Ted Nugent has gone on record as endorsing a "gun nut" -- Gun Nut ice cream, that is. The dessert is made by the Star Spangled Ice Cream Company, which it calls "ice cream with a conservative flavor." On their official Website, starspangledicecream.com, Nugent is quoted as saying, "This ice cream is awesome! After I kill it and grill it, I plan to finish my feast with a bowl of Gun Nut!"

Star Spangled Ice Cream calls itself "the conservative alternative to Ben & Jerry's." Their Website states, "Like millions of your fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes. We are not ashamed of America. We think we are living in the best country ever, and, like you, we want to do everything we can to support the brave men and women who defend it. When you serve Star Spangled Ice Cream, you serve your country, because we will donate 10 percent of our profits to charities that support the men and women of the U.S. Armed Forces (including veterans) and their families."

Besides Gun Nut, which is coconut ice cream with almonds and chocolate chips, Star Spangled Ice Cream also sells I Hate The French VANILLA (made with American Vanilla, NOT French Vanilla); Iraqi Road (chocolate ice cream with roasted almonds and chocolate chips); Nutty Environmentalist (ice cream with roasted pecans); and Smaller Govern-MINT (white mint ice cream with chocolate chips).

The company also says it hopes to soon add more flavors, including: Cowardly German Chocolate, Irrelevant Belgian Chocolate, Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate, Donald Rum Raisin, U.S. Army Tank Crunch. U.S. Navy Battle-Chip, U.S. Air Force Over-The-Rainbow Sherbet, U.S. Marine Tough Cookies & Cream, and School Prayerleens & Creme.


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JustJon
10-14-2003, 09:44 AM
Did the Nuge kill his pint himself?

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FUNKMAN
10-14-2003, 09:49 AM
can't wait for the new flavors:

wango tango and
wangdangsweetpoontang

drive-by berry and
sonofsam sherbert

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Yerdaddy
10-14-2003, 01:05 PM
try these new great flavors:

Rocky Road to War
Peanut Cluster Bomb Crunch
Chickenhawk Chocolate (they'll sell it but won't serve it)
Tax Cut Surprise (it's empty at the bottom)
Faith Based Fudge (only Christians get any)
Patriotic Pandering Praline (chocolate flags over carmel coffins)

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FUNKMAN
10-14-2003, 01:17 PM
sawed-off sasparilla
charlton coldhands cherry
bustacapinyourass blueberry




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Yerdaddy
10-14-2003, 01:52 PM
Licorice Leak Revenge
Mid-East Peace Brittle

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Aggie
10-14-2003, 02:01 PM
Krunchy Koffee Karamel

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FUNKMAN
10-14-2003, 02:51 PM
rednecksistermarryin' marshmallow



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high fly
10-14-2003, 02:53 PM
Journey To the Center Of Your Mint

Right Wing Dings

" and they ask me why I drink"

JustJon
10-15-2003, 07:31 AM
Right Rum Raisin

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UnknownPD
10-15-2003, 09:24 AM
Limbaugh Lemon

El Mudo
10-15-2003, 11:56 AM
Senior Citizen Dog Food Crunch

Heartless Conservative Caramel


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FUNKMAN
10-15-2003, 12:27 PM
CatScratch Cornbread
Bavarian Arian
Toothless Sugarless

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golfcourseguy
10-15-2003, 12:28 PM
I hear Premarital Absinthe-ence is planned but relegated to niche markets.

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gypsy
10-15-2003, 12:48 PM
MOAIC- Mother of All Ice Creams

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high fly
10-15-2003, 02:12 PM
Motor City Milk Duds

" and they ask me why I drink"

HBox
10-15-2003, 02:15 PM
They are now expanding beyond Ice Cream. Pretty soon we'll be seeing Frozen Commie Pinko-Lemonade.

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high fly
10-15-2003, 02:20 PM
and Chinese Red Snapper

" and they ask me why I drink"

DarkHippie
10-16-2003, 08:43 AM
Don't forget Black rage Raspberry

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FUNKMAN
10-16-2003, 08:51 AM
CountryBumpkin Pumpkin
PickupTruck Peach


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high fly
10-20-2003, 12:07 PM
Bow and Arroast

" and they ask me why I drink"