Man Attacks Stain in Trousers...Destroys Apartment

[furie]

coming on the heels of the lawnmower story,

some humor (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20031013/od_nm/odd_russia_washing_dc)


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Is it any wonder the Iron Curtain fell?

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[A.J.]

Next time -- Shout it out!

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[IrishAlkey]

I bet everybody called him a "trouser stain" at work the next day.

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[DJEvelEd]

The unnamed Muscovite added a liter of petrol to his washing machine to help dissolve the stain, Itar-Tass news agency reported Monday, but the ensuing explosion wrecked his kitchen and demolished two internal walls.


But he got that fuckin stain out!!!

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May your Kum Krusted Kocks be Konsistantly Kovered in Kunt.

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[Mike Teacher]

Man Attacks Stain in Trousers...Destroys Apartment


My Nomination for Best Thread Title of the Week. Month?

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[high fly]

Reminds me of the one I heard a coupla weeks ago about the idiot who tried to clean up spilled fuel in his boat with a vacuum cleaner.
The spark from the motor blew the clown and 2 others sky-high.

It's just a matter of time before some dolt sets off an explosion in a gas station with a cell phone.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

reminds me of my brother when he poured a bunch of this "super strength solvent" Varsol in his bathwater to help get the tar off his legs after we put a new roof on our apt house.

his balls didn't blow up but he said they burned 'real bad'

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[pennington]

Another example of Vodka killing brain cells.