Happy Ending?

[Orallo]

ok, so I've been to this massage place a couple of times, every time I ask for the same masseuse. She is nice and curtious and quite professional.

I've noticed that every time I go she takes a few extra "liberties" (not that I mind!!), the first time she "accidentally" rubbed her forearm over the towel against my junk a couple of times... the second time she felt my junk up UNDER the towel while massaging my inner thighs... the last time she rubbed the palm of her hand five or six times over the head of my junk while massaging the front of my thighs...

Now, this is not your average dive in chinatown where you would expect some funny goings on, it looks like a very legit place.

My question is, I am a single young man and I wouldnt mind a little action here and there with the masseuse, so how do I go about asking/conveying to her that its cool and I wouldn't mind giving her an EXTRA tip for a little exta attention to the little guy?

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[TheKnicks23]

Wasn't this an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm?

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[walking joint]

She is nice and curtious and quite professional.


i need more professionals in my office.

[FUNKMAN]

it sound like this is one of 'them other' massage parlors and she is trying to get you to ask her for a hand job. if she propositioned you and you were a policeman then she would get arrested.

so! just ask her if she would continue to massage your penis? and be prepared to pay an additional 10 or 20 dollars...

i've never been to a massage parlor but my brothers been to a bunch...

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[sr71blackbird]

how come I cant find any massage places by me?

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[Arienette]

i dont know that i'd come right out and say it, although she does seem to be being pretty forward with you. maybe when she touches your stuff next time, make it clear that you like it; maybe just say tell her that it feels good or something to that effect. otherwise, i'd maybe just give her a little extra tip at the end and tell her that you enjoyed it and are looking forward to the next time. she should get the idea.

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[ADF]

Offer to supply your own lotion.

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[Orallo]

i'd maybe just give her a little extra tip at the end and tell her that you enjoyed it and are looking forward to the next time.


Yeap, I've tried that, I've given her a $10 tip every time on a $45 massage... that might be the trigger then, uh?

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[ChrisTheCop]

if she propositioned you and you were a policeman then she would get arrested.
Care to put that theory to a test?

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[sr71blackbird]

The last time I went to massage place, it was legit. The woman massaged my body and I kinda hoped she would give me an indication if it could go more than that, and Id feel very uncomfortable asking, like you, and Id love to try it beyond that. I had heard that there was this place in Farmingdale that you can do that, but I never found it. Im too chicken to ask. I heard about this Chinese girls and these hot soapy brushes and they use them to get you off, but I heard they are only in Chinatown, and even there, I have no idea what to do or where to go. My friend went to a place once where they walk on your back while they hold onto a bar above you and they massage you with thier feet, which Id like to try.

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[FUNKMAN]

Care to put that theory to a test?


not sure but are you asking me to give you a hand job?

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[erole]

i think she's grazing the junk now and then to make sure she has a return customer.

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[monsterone]

ask her to massage your prostate- if she does that, sky's the limit.

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[Aggie]

if she propositioned you and you were a policeman then she would get arrested.

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But Chris would get the happy ending first, THEN arrest her.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I'm no lawyer, but if she was a cop, it would be illegal because she seems to be inviting the hand job request.

I would ask for her phone number! (if she looks like a nice girl, of course)

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[JustJon]

(if she looks like a nice girl, of course)
if she looks like a nice girl from a nice family?

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[stickyfingers]

get an erection....seriously, she'll understand what to do

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[hyperspace]

ive been to a few places in Jersey, and two in Rockland County and i never asked the girl to do it they just did it when they saw i was hard. once they get to know you it a no brainer!!! however this is illegal!!! i stopped going because i don't want my name in the newspaper. N.J. was cracking down on these places a while back.

[Orallo]

however this is illegal!!!


Yeah, thats what I figured since they didn't advertise the Hand Jobs on big flashing neon signs over the door... ;) lol


ive been to a few places in Jersey, and two in Rockland County and i never asked the girl to do it they just did it when they saw i was hard. once they get to know you it a no brainer!!!


Seriously, thanks! I think is the most realistic answer so far. Thanks Hyper!

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[high fly]

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!

He went to an oriental massage place for a massage!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[sr71blackbird]

God, Id love a hand job by a hot Chink

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[stickyfingers]

Seriously, thanks! I think is the most realistic answer so far. Thanks Hyper!


holy shit...am i using white text again?

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[Orallo]

holy shit...am i using white text again?


No you are not but 5 sentences more gooder than one.

Sorry,

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[stickyfingers]

should I double space next time?

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[Orallo]

Ok, stickyfingers, you get a golden star too.

Peace & Hugs,



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