The current mods are poopy heads!

[IrishAlkey]

Keep in mind, I actually like the current mods.

I think I've met and made love to all but Fallon, who should really change his name to WWEallon, then drink poison... it's better than being a Red Sox fan... that's all I'm saying.

Anyway, our current mods don't play enough. I will go so far as to say they <b>HATE US</b>. I think it's unfair that Jon, a loser with no time on his hands, has to do a majority of the modding around here. Sure, when Pantera finds a new, funny website to link, he shows up. But, in the end, does this really matter to us, a message board, as a whole? I submit that it does not! So, in conclusion, I demand that the mods, all of whom I love dearly, begin to particiapte as they once did; be a part of our loving community; claim your stake in this world we call our own!; make me feel complete like you once did; be my... Valentine... my fuzzy Valentine...

I love you all.

Jeff Shain is my father.

Bobby's a good hitter.

Jon is bald.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Let's just make you a Mod then.

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[mikeyboy]

Bunny for mod!

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[TheMojoPin]

It's all fun until someone loses an eye.

And stop talking about Jon's shorn scrotum. It's creepy, you big hunk of Superfag.

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[Yerdaddy]

Ask the IrishAlkey?

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[SatCam]

The current mods are poopy heads!

And the future mods are not!

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[IrishAlkey]

Let's just make you a Mod then.

It's good to see somebody knows how to read between the lines!

You little tubby piece of man meat!

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[TheMojoPin]

Give me modship or give me pie!!!

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[erole]

after 12,000 posts you should be entitled to be mod

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[TheMojoPin]

That or a firm kick to my ass.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Fuck all this, just get the mods we HAD back. Where are people like Rooster? he kicked ass.

And where they hell is Heckler other than celebrating the Yankees victory? Make him a mod! He knows shit and he knows the peeps. Plus, the ladies love him too!

Then make me Supreme Ruler of all things Kewl and BOW!!!!!

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[monsterone]

holy tap-dancing christ, is it too late to vote on this



It's creepy,
you big hunk
of Superfag.





to be put on a tee-shirt for the x-mas party?





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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[SatCam]

Give me modship or give me pie!!!

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[silera]

I'd say I'd fuck a mod for modshipdom but I'd be lying.


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[JerseyRich]

How dare you Alkey!

I thought I was the only one!

You said it was special!

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[Death Metal Moe]

after 12,000 posts you should be entitled to be mod


No one should ever feel entitled to anything around here.

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[TooCute]

Alkey, do I need to make the mods ban you again?

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[grlNIN]

Are Dan & Carter dead?

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[TheMojoPin]

No one should ever feel entitled to anything around here.

I think you're entitled to nice warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP.

Are Dan & Carter dead?

They're on a quest to a sheep farm in Montana...

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 10-18-03 @ 12:14 AM

[SatCam]

Alkey vs. Mods: Pistols at dawn!

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[silera]

Too Cute sued goodyear tires, and got four flats.


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[Death Metal Moe]

Alkey vs. Mods: Pistols at dawn!


I think he'd prefer a sword fight.

::snicker snicker::

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[TooCute]

Actually believe it or not the company that made my tires is called "Big O"

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[TheMojoPin]

VOTE FOR ME OR I'LL EAT YOUR DAD!

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[TooCute]

What if Yerdaddy doesn't want to be eaten?

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[TheMojoPin]

Actually believe it or not the company that made my tires is called "Big O"

Oh yeah? I DON'T believe it, asshead.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Actually believe it or not the company that made my tires is called "Big O"


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"I DON'T BELIEVE IT! GET OUT OF THE CITY!"

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[TheMojoPin]

Every single person who has posted in this thread so far is online right now.

That's sexy.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 10-18-03 @ 12:20 AM

[SatCam]

I think you want:
http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/brd_image_stfu.jpg

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[silera]

He was from Mikonos.



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[mikeyboy]

http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy/newshirt.jpg

I'd be $25 poorer.

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[IrishAlkey]

I claim this the most successful thread in the history of rf.net!!!

NOW MAKE ME MOD!

KING ME!

No, wait... that's checkers.

QUEEN ME!

No, wait... that's a Monday night.



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[monsterone]

i prefer my shut the fuck on the rocks, with a lime twist.

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[silera]

I'd fuck Mojo because he finds sexy in unsexy pathetic things.


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[TheMojoPin]

<img src=http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy/newshirt.jpg>

See what I have to offer to this board if I am made your KING?

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 10-18-03 @ 12:24 AM

[grlNIN]

That's sexy.





Even, dare i say it..... Too Sexy?

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[Death Metal Moe]

I claim this the most successful thread in the history of rf.net!!!


Have you seen the Sweet Melissa Fanclub thread lately? For that matter, have you seen my totally awesome Fark this Photo thread?

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[SatCam]

I'd fuck Mojo because he finds sexy in unsexy pathetic things.

he hasnt called me sexy yet :mad:

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[SatCam]

I cant keep up! What was this thread about again?

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[monsterone]

http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy/newshirt.jpg

mb (err ahh...) gets my vote. the only thing that could make it better is if it came in a uni-sex baby tee, or mesh version.

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

This message was edited by monsterone on 10-18-03 @ 12:30 AM

[IrishAlkey]

Have you seen the Sweet Melissa Fanclub thread lately?


Yeah, it's up there with the "what did silera say" thread...

A real quality deposition...

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[Death Metal Moe]

It's about how in an odd backroom powerstruggle, Frank Black will be the new owner of the board.

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[Yerdaddy]

What if Yerdaddy doesn't want to be eaten?

Not a problem. I've been marinating all day.

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[silera]

This thread is about my need for unmodded cock.


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[Death Metal Moe]

Have you seen the Sweet Melissa Fanclub thread lately?


Yeah, it's up there with the "what did silera say" thread...


Well yea. The worst threads get the most attention. That's what makes this place so great...........????????

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[SatCam]

Alkey is now an unmodded cock?

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[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.cinematter.com/gifs/ms.jpg

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[IrishAlkey]

What if Yerdaddy doesn't want to be eaten?

Not a problem. I've been marinating all day.

Would you be ruffled if I said you were a genius amongst men?

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[monsterone]

so who's the retard on the left?

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[silera]

Weah gouana git maweeed!!!!!!!!


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[mikeyboy]

http://www.quadrophenia.net/thefilm/screencaptures/Mods.jpg

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[Death Metal Moe]

the only thing that could make it better is if it came in a uni-sex baby tee, or mesh version.


I know we got wrapped up in other things, but I couldn't let this one slide.

You sir should be beaten for even THINKING about a mesh shirt.

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[grlNIN]

You sir should be beaten for even THINKING about a mesh shirt.




You should be beaten for not getting his joke.


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[Yerdaddy]

Would you be ruffled if I said you were a genius amongst men?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me cut diamond-shaped patterns out of the back of it?

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[Death Metal Moe]

You should be beaten for not getting his joke.


Should I? I mean really.

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[Yerdaddy]

Come to think of it I wouldn't mind a girlsuitNIN.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[silera]

Step off, I'M making a man suit out of him!!!!!



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[IrishAlkey]

Would you be ruffled if I said you were a genius amongst men?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me cut diamond-shaped patterns out of the back of it?

Can you cut them out of Silera's back?

Then, make the pieces you cut Mods?

Then, make those pieces make me a Mod?

Then, make love to me?

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[SatCam]

where can you buy the cheapest cookie cutters?

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[Yerdaddy]

I'm taking patterns from your back, but I'm taking Silera's "BACK", mu fu'a!

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[IrishAlkey]

Good luck handling her front.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Fuck it. Let's just make walking joint, bamanation and billyio mods for no particular reason.

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[SatCam]

dont handle her fronts after washing with motor oil.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[monsterone]

http://members.aol.com/mooncrckt/ohsnap.gif



comic gold grlNIN.

and for the record, glenn danzig made a mesh shirt look kind of ungay.

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[IrishAlkey]

I would be a good mod because I would lock every thread I reply to before it had a chance to turn into a shitfest.





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[Death Metal Moe]

I would be a good mod because I would lock every thread I reply to before it had a chance to turn into a shitfest.





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Well you've got my vote.

Actually, you'd be a double threat. Mod AND site T-shirt designer.

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[mikeyboy]

and for the record, glenn danzig made a mesh shirt look kind of ungay.


Just keep telling yourself that. :)

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[IrishAlkey]

If i were a mod, I'd fix Moe's reply so that it wasn't scrolling.

Then I'd call him a "small cocked, fart face".

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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 10-18-03 @ 1:16 AM

[SatCam]

why not insert it into his mod quote?

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[monsterone]

[color=Red]-VOTE MONSTERONE 4 SHITFESTS-
_WHAT'S ALKEY AFRAID OF?_

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[IrishAlkey]

SatCam would be my trusty sidekick.

He'd feed me all the good ideas.

I'd slap him in the face if he ever tried to run me off the block. I ain't no snot-faced punk! I'll slap him! Yes, i will!

SLAPS FOR EVERYBODY WHO TESTS MY AUTHORITY!

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[IrishAlkey]

[color=Red]-VOTE MONSTERONE 4 SHITFESTS-
_WHAT'S ALKEY AFRAID OF?_

Oh, it's on...

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[monsterone]

Just keep telling yourself that.


come on dude, mother is a great song, and the video is king of cool in a sadistic, satanic, homoerotic way.

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[grlNIN]

Glenn Danzig was a beautiful man in his time.


Respect Bitchcocks.

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This message was edited by grlNIN on 10-18-03 @ 1:22 AM

[SatCam]

I'd slap him in the face if he ever tried to run me off the block. I ain't no snot-faced punk! I'll slap him! Yes, i will!

You wouldnt dare slap a women!

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[IrishAlkey]

At what time I believed that...

Life is rough.

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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 10-18-03 @ 1:40 AM

[Yerdaddy]

Glenn Danzig was a beautiful man in his time.

July 3rd - 12th, 1993.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[Death Metal Moe]

SLAPS FOR EVERYBODY WHO TESTS MY AUTHORITY!


http://motorcyclecourse.cyberus.ca/new/myimages/written.jpg

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[SatCam]

Life it rough.

is this like a coors lite commercial?

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[monsterone]

how can alkey become a mod on this board? he's already a mod on the d&m superfan message board. conflict of interest?

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[grlNIN]

July 3rd - 12th, 1993.



Don't mesh with me!!!!

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[SatCam]

you can be the dictator or iraq and the president of America, cant you?

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[monsterone]

and i want to add, i won't mention any names, but there are 2 other message boards in which you are a mod.


http://wtntam570.com/shows/images/imus.jpg

http://www.vegas.com/nfr/foxworthy.jpg

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[Death Metal Moe]

how can alkey become a mod on this board? he's already a mod on the d&m superfan message board. conflict of interest?


Just when I thought I couldn't hate him anymore......

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[grlNIN]

and i want to add, i won't mention any names, but there are 2 other message boards in which you are a mod.




DON'T YOU JUDGE HIM!


He is a precious man....

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[mikeyboy]

DON'T YOU JUDGE HIM!


He is a precious man....



how does he look in a mesh shirt?

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[monsterone]

how does he look in a mesh shirt?



meshious?

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[grlNIN]

how does he look in a mesh shirt?




Startling.

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[IrishAlkey]

I'd remove my heart before I'd mod a Don and Mike message board, you filthy liar.

I own a message board. It's linked on rf.net... it's easy to find.

Provide a link to another board I have any part of or BE BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP, INFIDEL!

Moe, hold me.

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[Fallon]

Read my lips, no new mod's!

http://givemickabreak.com/bush_1.jpg

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 10-18-03 @ 1:41 AM

[Death Metal Moe]

Lean on me Alkey.....

When you're not strong.....

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[IrishAlkey]

You can hold on me, brotha', when I need a hand... we all need somebody to lean on...

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[Yerdaddy]

how does he look in a mesh shirt?

Would you say nipple-licious?

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[SatCam]

how many nips does he got?

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[monsterone]

i had something really witty to say until i had to take a knee and drool on myself. yerdaddy's sig- ever have a colonoscophy? is the funniest thing i've ever seen

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[IrishAlkey]

THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT MY NIPPLES!

IT IS ABOUT ME LEADING YOU INTO THE ABYSS!

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[grlNIN]

There's a Freeze Up comin'

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[FUNKMAN]

paste the new faces in!

http://images.allposters.com/images/73/039_25834.jpg

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[Death Metal Moe]

how many nips does he got?


A whole mess of them

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[IrishAlkey]

Moe is a racist.

He will not be a part of my new regime.

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[monsterone]

read all about it, hot off the presses:




THIS THREAD IS ... ABOUT MY NIPPLES!



do you really want this harlet, this strumpet, this poster of ill repute locking your threads?



-VOTE MONSTERONE4 MOD-


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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[SatCam]

ISOLATE IT!

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[IrishAlkey]

Monster, before, you were a fly in my soup...

Now, you are a pollop in my colon...

I will receive medication, and you will be passed in my feces.

VOTE ALKEY!

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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 10-18-03 @ 1:58 AM

[grlNIN]

Monsterone is the poor man's Tipper Gore.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Moe is a racist.

He will not be a part of my new regime.


OH COME ON! SatCam hates spics and you said HE'S your lacky!

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[FUNKMAN]

http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages12/MiniCheeseNips.jpg

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/livealbum100.gif">

[Yerdaddy]

THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT MY NIPPLES!

IT IS ABOUT ME LEADING YOU INTO THE ABYSS!

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/one_hit_wonders/2104.jpg

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[IrishAlkey]

OH COME ON! SatCam hates spics and you said HE'S your lacky!


You and I would make a worthy oponent.

Choose wisely...

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[monsterone]

THIS JUST IN, ALKEY - SHOCK POSTER

apparently, he's be having djevaled writing his posts



I will receive medication, and you will be passed in my feces.





-VOTE MONSTERONE4 MOD-


on page 2- grlnin is the middle-incomers al gore.

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[mikeyboy]

THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT MY NIPPLES!


*giggle* Whatever you say, Irish Nipsey.

http://www.biercephile.com/conan/nipsey.jpg

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[TooCute]

<img src="http://www.buzz-bin.com/images/nipsey.jpg">

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[SatCam]

SatCam hates spics and you said HE'S your lacky!

oh moe, why must you be this way?

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[monsterone]

http://www.wowfans.com/jimnorton/poster1big.jpg

w o w

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[FUNKMAN]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kingqueen/photos/piercing/left.jpg

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/livealbum100.gif">

[IrishAlkey]

My posts are only shocking because I don't hold back on... what do they call it? Oh, yeah... honesty.

HONESTY IS SO SHOCKING!

MOE IS A BACON-LOVING LOSER!

STEELS PROVIDES FEEDS AND PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO PISS HIM OFF!

MOJO IS GAY AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT IT!

YERDADDY IS A LIBERAL FUCKFACE AND CAN'T BE STOPPED!

Yes, I speak the truth.



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[grlNIN]

on page 2- grlnin is the middle-incomers al gore.




Pffft.


Make yourself useful and go censor some threads with pretty labels.

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Whatever colors you have in your mind
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[Death Metal Moe]

You and I would make a worthy oponent.

Choose wisely...


I choose to bow out gracefully and give you that P you need so badly. :eg:

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[monsterone]

you are a pollop in my colon...


but i'm pretty sure i'm not a pollop.




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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[Death Metal Moe]

MOE IS A BACON-LOVING LOSER!


Now am I a loser who loves bacon or am I a loser becaue I love bacon?

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[IrishAlkey]

I choose to bow out gracefully and give you that P you need so badly.


Just make sure it lands on my face.

Yes, folks, Alkey is for pissing on faces!

VOTE ALKEY IF YOU WANT YOUR FACE PISSED ON...

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[monsterone]

Make yourself useful and go censor some threads with pretty labels.


go make yourself useful and make me a cheeseburger, with a side of bacon for moe.

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[SatCam]

Alkey, sir, mister, your hieness? Can I administer power to imprision a loley peasent?

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[IrishAlkey]

MOE IS A BACON-LOVING LOSER!


Now am I a loser who loves bacon or am I a loser becaue I love bacon?

Don't try and confuse me, you ham-worshiping, basement living, drumming fucker!

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[Yerdaddy]

YERDADDY IS A LIBERAL FUCKFACE AND CAN'T BE STOPPED!

Yes, I speak the truth.
Preach on brother!

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[mdr55]

Wow...five pages in less than 2 hours. Nice!

(Place YOUR AD here) Call now!

[IrishAlkey]

Alkey, sir, mister, your hieness? Can I administer power to imprision a loley peasent?

Do my bidding.

God speed...

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[TooCute]

Alkey, sir, mister, your hieness? Can I administer power to imprision a loley peasent

Not until you learn to spell. So it has been writ, so it SHALL BE DONE!

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[Reephdweller]

SLAPS FOR EVERYBODY WHO TESTS MY AUTHORITY!



Now I'm just getting excited!

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[IrishAlkey]

Wow...five pages in less than 2 hours. Nice!


I told you I was special.

I'll have this board on its knees in no time...

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[grlNIN]

Now you see it, now you don't.

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This message was edited by grlNIN on 10-18-03 @ 2:25 AM

[mikeyboy]

MOE IS A BACON-LOVING LOSER!

STEELS PROVIDES FEEDS AND PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO PISS HIM OFF!

MOJO IS GAY AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT IT!

YERDADDY IS A LIBERAL FUCKFACE AND CAN'T BE STOPPED!



Okay. Now do SatCam and grlNiN.

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[SatCam]

I would like to employ Moe as my personal whore, and I would like to send monsterone to the dog house, where he can suffer for my personal enjoyment.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[IrishAlkey]

Okay. Now do SatCam and grlNiN.


SatCam has a scrotum smoother than an infants' bottom, one which i shall cum upon in a splooge of triumphance....

NiNNy... can I masturbate on your face?

VOTE ALKEY!

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[SatCam]

wow, I never would of thought that, Alkey!!

I would also like to employ my personal officers to fetch Duke for thy Master.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[Reephdweller]

IF YOU WANT YOUR FACE PISSED ON...



HEEYYY!!! I thought you said it was our little secret and no one had to know.

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[grlNIN]

AGAIN!?!@?!?!@$?!?!!!?

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[IrishAlkey]

wow, I never would of thought that, Alkey!!


WOULD HAVE, CAM!

WOULD HAVE!

My minions will be well spoken and highly educated!

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[Yerdaddy]

Fonzie has just cleared the shark tank and is skidding under Arnold's dumpster as we speak.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[monsterone]

I'll have this board on its knees in no time...



ALKEY SEEN LEAVING ROOM IN COLORADO WITH KOBE



and satcam, i roll deep.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/1010/photo/snoop.jpghttp://www.iwu.edu/~areynold/picsme/dmx.jpg

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[SatCam]

I confess my error. Please forgive me

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[IrishAlkey]

HEEYYY!!! I thought you said it was our little secret and no one had to know.


If you want to see Amy again, you will not speak of the facial humiliation.

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[Reephdweller]

SatCam has a scrotum smoother than an infants' bottom


Now I have to see what the mysterious SatCam actually looks like!

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[Reephdweller]

If you want to see Amy again, you will not speak of the facial humiliation.


Who's this Amy you speak of? I only have eyes for you ya big irish lug ya!

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[IrishAlkey]

Liars sleep in the dankest dungeons...

<center>http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/alkey2.gif</center><marquee><font color=r

[grlNIN]

Who's this Amy you speak of? I only have eyes for you ya big irish lug ya!




OOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm tellinnnnnnnnnng!

<br><center><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=2">
Whatever colors you have in your mind
I'll show them to you and you'll see them shine</center>

[Reephdweller]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm tellinnnnnnnnnng!


Everyone knows that Amy is my beard to cover for the heated relationship me and the Alkster share.

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<B><strike>Insert word with line through it HERE!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

[SatCam]

Now I have to see what the mysterious SatCam actually looks like!

Everyone has seen my blurry image.
http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/mepic4.jpg

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[monsterone]

Liars sleep in the dankest dungeons...


i'd rather be a liar than play dungeons&dragons, you 8th level wizard

<center><IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"></center>

you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[grlNIN]

Everyone knows that Amy is my beard to cover for the heated relationship me and the Alkster share.



I thought she was the eyeborws?

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Whatever colors you have in your mind
I'll show them to you and you'll see them shine</center>

[Reephdweller]

Everyone has seen my blurry image.


Forget the blur, it's those eyes that get the ladies coming back for more.

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<B><strike>Insert word with line through it HERE!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

This message was edited by reefdwella on 10-18-03 @ 2:41 AM

[SatCam]

With the pic unfocused, you cant see my fucked up eyebrows and cow lick. whoopee!

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[Reephdweller]

With the pic unfocused, you cant see my fucked up eyebrows and cow lick. whoopee!



You little cocktease hussy you!

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<B><strike>Insert word with line through it HERE!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

[Reephdweller]

I thought she was the eyeborws?




she told you about the eyebrows incident didn't she?

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<B><strike>Insert word with line through it HERE!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

[SatCam]

http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/mepic3.jpg

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[GaryWyze]

she told you about the eyebrows incident didn't she?

[color=purple]You've started humping her eyebrows, haven't you?

Sick fuck! It's only a matter of time before you chop her in three and leave her bloody remains looking like one of your sig pics.

That would be wrong.

<center>http://czm.racknine.net/images/krustysig.jpg

Much thanks to CZM for the killer, yet not currently working, sig pic

[IrishAlkey]

It's D &Ddddddddddddddddddddd...

Fightin' with the legands of yore...

It's D &Ddddddddddddddddddddd...

Never kissed a lady before...

Nope...


<center>http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/alkey2.gif</center><marquee><font color=r

[Yerdaddy]

Fill in the blank:

It's 3am and IrishAlkey is face down in _______.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[IrishAlkey]

Vodka!

<center>http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/alkey2.gif</center><marquee><font color=r

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]I have his autographed CD. You should borrow it sometime.

<center>http://czm.racknine.net/images/krustysig.jpg

Much thanks to CZM for the killer, yet not currently working, sig pic

[SatCam]

cum?

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]It's 3am and IrishAlkey is face down in <u>semen</u>


<center>http://czm.racknine.net/images/krustysig.jpg

Much thanks to CZM for the killer, yet not currently working, sig pic

[SatCam]

I got to it first, jizz face

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[Yerdaddy]

wrong
wrong
wrong


Me!

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[monsterone]

korean he-shes?



VOTE MONSTERONE4 MOD

<center><IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"></center>

you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]I came into tonight a DotCommando, yet I'm leaving it a Super Poster.

If I could be a Super Poster,
I would be Death Metal Moe,
and my disturbing love for the bacon,
just about everybody would know.
I'd post a reply in most every thread,
I'd dress up my sigs with a mask made of red,
I'd have 10,000 post, with 10,000 more set to go,
'cause I'd be Death Metal Moe.

I'm thirsty!



<center>http://czm.racknine.net/images/krustysig.jpg

Much thanks to CZM for the killer, yet not currently working, sig pic

[GaryWyze]

I got to it first, jizz face

[color=purple]You got to the cum first. Why am I not surprised.

<center>http://czm.racknine.net/images/krustysig.jpg

Much thanks to CZM for the killer, yet not currently working, sig pic

[SatCam]

Maybe some bacon juice, Mr. Moe, sir?

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[monsterone]

pre-mature?

<center><IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"></center>

you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[monsterone]

we can gather under a united banner of evil. what do you say? tag team mods?


http://academ.hvcc.edu/~01885716/images/moiasig.jpg


(screw the responsibility- you can have it. i just want the mod quote.)

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[PanterA]

ummm.... " 5703 ( 6.16 posts per day) "
Besides, I log in at least 5 times a day.


Have you seen the Sweet Melissa Fanclub thread lately?


Yeah, it's up there with the "what did silera say" thread...Once these threads get locked, we're blamed for censorship and being power nazi's

VOTE ALKEY!Self promoting whore. You think if you keep saying it the sheep will follow?




























VOTE ALKEY!

BTW, you're all a bunch of unfunny, post whores. ;p

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Thanks Mikeyboy for the sig</center><font color=white>

This message was edited by PanterA on 10-18-03 @ 3:58 AM

[Mike Teacher]

cum?


Ron: So, Fezzie, since we're doing the headlines tonight did you know it is Fleet Week in New York this week; there are hundreds of ships, and people from all over the world.

Fez: Ronnie, I can never remember, what do you call all those Navy guys, from all the different Nav...

Ron: Seamen?

Fez: No thanx I have some water here; but For the LIFE of Me, I can't remember that word...



<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/sigpic">

[DJEvelEd]

Funniest thread ever. I laughed so hard I stopped beatin off. I think it was the faeces that got me.

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/canofsoup15/images/dj-sig.gif">
May your Kum Krusted Kocks be Konsistantly Kovered in Kunt.

[ADF]

Alkey just wants to be a mod because of the free "hot dog on a stick" concession stand they have in the food court in the Mod area. He thinks the lemonade is number one.

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/foodwine.gif"><br>The boy with the thorn in his side.</center>

[Justice4all]

after 12,000 posts you should be entitled to be mod


After 12,000 posts you should be brought out to a field and shot for not having a life.
Then your tombstone will read...here lies --- ------, he died a Mod. (of course this only qualifies for those who actually did NOT take a long time for hitting 12,000...Mark...you are ok)

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>

Cheer up Red Sox fans.....Anyone can have a bad century!

[Justice4all]

I'd say I'd fuck a mod for modshipdom but I'd be lying.



Well Sil...you did show your tits just to steal second base so...I might not put it past ya!

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>

Cheer up Red Sox fans.....Anyone can have a bad century!

[Zipgun]

I'd say I'd fuck a mod for modshipdom but I'd be lying.


Trust me, it doesn't work.

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Member #57 REPRESENTIN'!

[Tall_James]

Alkey...my vote can be bought. What can you do for me in your new administration? I'd like a nice cushy job, something that I can get paid for but not have to show up for.


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">

[mikeyboy]

Alkey just wants to be a mod because of the free "hot dog on a stick" concession stand they have in the food court in the Mod area. He thinks the lemonade is number one.


Wrong. The hot dog on a stick stand is not part of the food court. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.

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Thanks to Pantera for the new sig............................................... .......................Hey!
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[Justice4all]

Wow...five pages in less than 2 hours. Nice!


I told you I was special.

I'll have this board on its knees in no time...


Hmmm...must be a nice change of pace for you.

What would your campain be for VOTE IRISH for mod? A potato on every plate and beer in every glass?

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>

Cheer up Red Sox fans.....Anyone can have a bad century!

[Tall_James]

Alkey...my vote can be bought. What can you do for me in your new administration? I'd like a nice cushy job, something that I can get paid for but not have to show up for.

I've done some thinking. If you send your lackey SatCam up here to rake my lawn you've got my support.


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">

[Doogie]

I would like to enter my candidacy as part of the "Free-Soil" party...

<IMG SRC=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/doogie.gif>
ADF Fan since day one...this sig rocks

[JustJon]

I'll have this board on its knees in no time...


for hummers?



I'd say I'd fuck a mod for modshipdom but I'd be lying.

You mean you didn't do it on other boards?

And why is every other post in this thread about someone having sex with alkey?

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon9.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[reeshy]

And why is every other post in this thread about someone having sex with alkey?


Why should this thread be any different from any other thread he starts????

Shit, even I'd bang alkey and you all know that I'm all-man!!!!

<IMG SRC=http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_reeshy.gif>
Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

This message was edited by reeshy on 10-18-03 @ 3:30 PM

[SatCam]

If you send your lackey SatCam up here to rake my lawn you've got my support.

I hope "rake my lawn" is code for give you a bikini wax

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[Nipsey]

*giggle* Whatever you say, Irish Nipsey.

http://www.biercephile.com/conan/nipsey.jpg



How did I get mixed up in this shabakle? I'll thank you all not to besmirch my good name any further.

<IMG SRC="http://www.hstrial-gschwarz.homestead.com/files/nipseysig1.jpg">

[JustJon]

Why should this thread be any different from any other thread he starts????

Shit, even I'd bang alkey and you all know that I'm all-man!!!!
Well, Alkey does have a purdy mouth

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[Tall_James]

I hope "rake my lawn" is code for give you a bikini wax

No but if you're offering - bring the BIG bucket of wax and some of that nice aloe stuff. Oh, and a nice cigar for me to enjoy.


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">

[SatCam]

can we do a "trading spaces: binki waxes"?

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[SatCam]

and would that be a Punch Cigar? I'm hearing good things about those.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[Tall_James]

can we do a "trading spaces: binki waxes"?


FYI - I'm more "Frank" than "Vern".


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[Cybersoldier]

If it put to a vote to elected a new mod Alkey has my vote.

<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/cybersoldiernyc/myhomepage/cybersoldier.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US">

[TheMojoPin]

I'd dip my balls in Alkey!

Now make me a mod before you make me a MOD.

http://home.clara.net/digger/sixties/kinks.jpg

<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=TheMojoPin">
2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[stickyfingers]

i can't even name more than 1 mod....I think its time for a new regime.

i have too much time on my hands and I'm soon to get a new status. Get behind me! Ho, Ho.

My resume includes:

-Co-MVP at a RF.net softball game
-2nd place finisher in the RF.net billiards tournament
-I am constantly online.
-I am a good looking young man and I'll outlive all the old folks on the board.

What's on your resume?

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/SF72.gif>
jrich is quite a guy

[SatCam]

-I am constantly online.
-I am a good looking young man and I'll outlive all the old folks on the board.

:)

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[ADF]

How did I get mixed up in this shabakle? I'll thank you all not to besmirch my good name any further.


That doesn't rhyme at all, Nipsy. I think you've been drinkin' and are a bit tipsy.

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/foodwine.gif"><br>The boy with the thorn in his side.</center>

[SatCam]

ADF, we know you're a homo. We all know your feelings for Nomo.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[Yerdaddy]

If this is about Alkey wantin' to be one of our mods, let's see how the boy services our rods!

http://www.biercephile.com/conan/nipsey.jpg



<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[ADF]

ADF, we know you're a homo. We all know your feelings for Nomo.


While it's true that I'm a Dodgers fan, I will never, <i>ever</i> take it in the can.

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[PanterA]

I just cant believe how unnoticed I am.

I actually thought I was a very active mod.

Oh well.

<center><img style="backround:COLOR" style="color:RED" style="border style:double 3px" src="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy/panterasig.jpg">
Thanks Mikeyboy for the sig</center><font color=white>

[Yerdaddy]

Pantera's sense of worth is looking a little rocky, let's make him feel wanted with a face full of bukake.
http://www.biercephile.com/conan/nipsey.jpg

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[mikeyboy]

http://www.biercephile.com/conan/nipsey.jpg

Poor Pantera is feeling bad, he might feel better if he bans yerdadd.

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[Yerdaddy]

Ahight, dat shit ain't funny, cracka-ass mu'fucka!
http://www.biercephile.com/conan/nipsey.jpg

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[PanterA]

Pantera's sense of worth is looking a little rocky, let's make him feel wanted with a face full of bukake.Dont forget to bring chips with that dip.

<center><img style="backround:COLOR" style="color:RED" style="border style:double 3px" src="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy/panterasig.jpg">
Thanks Mikeyboy for the sig</center><font color=white>

[reeshy]

Pants is my bud, now pull on my pud!!!!

<IMG SRC=http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_reeshy.gif>
Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[Death Metal Moe]

and would that be a Punch Cigar? I'm hearing good things about those.


Those are good SatCam. A little strong if you're just starting out with cigars. But I like them a lot. One of my top 3.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[Death Metal Moe]

If I could be a Super Poster,
I would be Death Metal Moe,
and my disturbing love for the bacon,
just about everybody would know.
I'd post a reply in most every thread,
I'd dress up my sigs with a mask made of red,
I'd have 10,000 post, with 10,000 more set to go,
'cause I'd be Death Metal Moe.


I think I shed a tear when I wrote this. Good job GaryWyze.

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[Mike Teacher]

I came into tonight a DotCommando


Anyone we know?

Tip your waiters. Try the Spinakopita.

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/sig3">

[JustJon]

I just cant believe how unnoticed I am.

I actually thought I was a very active mod.

Oh well.


You're just jealous they like me better

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[SatCam]

Alkey, when you become a mod, please tell me what goes on in the staff room

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
[color=White]

[ToddEVF]

Alkey, when you become a mod, please tell me what goes on in the staff room

I dobt you'll ever find out, all mods have to sign confidensiality agreements before they gain staff room access.



or so i heard

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>I've been Tromatized!</marquee>
<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=toddevf">
<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=120>Darkstalker's are my shiznit!</marquee>
<a href=http://tromatized.tromamovies.com/terror_media/toddster.wav>The Toddster (the soundclip) </a href>

[SatCam]

I dobt you'll ever find out, all mods have to sign confidensiality agreements before they gain staff room access.

So I guess I should gain access to the staff room, too, huh?

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[ToddEVF]

I dobt you'll ever find out, all mods have to sign confidensiality agreements before they gain staff room access.

So I guess I should gain access to the staff room, too, huh?


me as well. . .

but you know the chances of that happening

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[PanterA]

You're just jealous they like me betterI'm still funnier.

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[Nipsey]

The current mods are poopy heads!

Ahight, dat shit ain't funny, cracka-ass mu'fucka!

Where's the love? What's gone wrong?
Can't we all just get along?

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[JustJon]

We could tell you about what goes on in The Staff Room, but we don't want you getting jealous of the 5 star restaurant, indoor pool, masseuse, etc.

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[Reephdweller]

I could care less what goes on in the staff room.

I imagine it's a lot of this person on the board sucks, and that one does...or the ever popular "Reefy annoys the shit out of me" threads.

I imagine the mods and admins who we rarely see on the boards probably post there instead, but that's just a guess.



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[SatCam]

In the staff room there are threads like "what's a reasonable price for a BJ" and "which mod would you fuck if only mods were left on the earth". How about "FM Jeff Appreciation thread"

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[Reephdweller]

How about "FM Jeff Appreciation thread"


maybe the person who posts that thread on the regular messageboard will get a modship.

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[monsterone]

would this thread be worthy of modship:

fm jeff online shrine hyperlinks

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[FUNKMAN]

i just want to know if the room has a nice view and is the furniture comfortable... any microwave or fridge? carpet or hardwood floors? stuff like that!

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[Yerdaddy]

The mod room is like that table in the prison cafeteria where guys who get kicked out of their gangs go and sit alone and everybody knows their behymen is up for grabs.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

everybody knows their behymen is up for grabs


Mines not. I'm a delicate flower.

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You'd always love me like you did back then

[monsterone]

furniture comfortable


don't tell anyone funkman, but i hear every seat is a sybian sex machine.

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[ADF]

carpet or hardwood floors?


from what I've heard, it's hardwood floors all the way, baby.

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[JustJon]

I know there are some rumors going around, so I want to end them right now. The Staff Room sommelier comes back from vacation tomorrow.

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[TheMojoPin]

Three words:

WHITE. YUPPIE. SCUM.

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[Yerdaddy]

Main Entry: somúmeúlier
Pronunciation: "s&-m&l-'yA
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural sommeliers /-'yA(z)/
Etymology: French, from Middle French, court official charged with transportation of supplies, pack animal driver, from Old Proven‡al saumalier pack animal driver, from sauma pack animal, load of a pack animal, from Late Latin sagma packsaddle -- more at SUMPTER
Date: 1829
: a waiter in a restaurant who has charge of wines and their service : a wine steward

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[Death Metal Moe]

This thread is SOOOOOOO last week man.

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[TheMojoPin]

I SOOOOOOO dream of banning you ten times in a row.

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[JustJon]

I SOOOOOOO take bribes.

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[JustJon]

I SOOOOOOO take bribes.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]I've been to the staff room. For about a month this past summer, I had access to it every time I logged in.

I told Bobby about it. I told Jon about it. After a while I got tired of telling people about it and decided to look around.

Trust me, it doesn't live up to the hype. Most deleted threads get dumped there. And the original threads consist of either the mods bashing Jeff or routine trouble makers.

All in all it's pretty boring.

As for management changes, MoJo should get the political forum. Ask The Oracle should go to TooCute. And Silera would be a great choice for any of the others.

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[TheMojoPin]

As for management changes, MoJo should get the political forum.

Even THIS guy thinks I'm fair and balanced...

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[JustJon]

I've been to the staff room. For about a month this past summer, I had access to it every time I logged in.

I told Bobby about it. I told Jon about it. After a while I got tired of telling people about it and decided to look around.

And all technical issues go to Jeff... where they sit around for a while...

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[SatCam]

And all technical issues go to Jeff... where they sit around for a while...

Until he's finished jacking off to adult porn.

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[IrishAlkey]

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[JustJon]

This thread was a successful failure.

Like the I'm With Stupids shirt

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[bunnyluvsthem]

Alice Fuzzybutt is Definitely Not a poopy head, and is in fact a great person worthy of praise and respect.

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[Death Metal Moe]

As for management changes, MoJo should get the political forum. Ask The Oracle should go to TooCute. And Silera would be a great choice for any of the others.


So the drugs in your area are cheap I guess.

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[Gvac]

Alkey knows.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

All of these mods are American faggots

[Hottub]

You topped a buuntluvsthem post?
Weak!

[Death Metal Moe]

All of these mods are American faggots

You are going to get banned on a Biblical scale my friend.

[mikeyboy]

I'm out. Hottub has my permission to take a scorched earth approach to quell this uprising.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

I am a faggot

[Gvac]

I'm out. Hottub has my permission to take a scorched earth approach to quell this uprising.

Sure...turn tail and run.

Some leadership you're displaying.

[Friday]

Yay Poopyheads!!

Who has the poopyest poopy head of them all though????

I demand a new poll be erected!

or something...

[epo]

I heard the mods prefer doodie to poopy.

Razzle Dazzle!

[Hottub]

I'm a fan of the Cleveland Steamer.

[Friday]

I'm a fan of the Cleveland Steamer.

fuckin starvin!