View Full Version : How can David Blaine call this magic
Snoogans
10-20-2003, 08:40 PM
alright, i saw some of his old shit, and i admit some of it was pretty damn cool. but seriously, to stand on a post for a long time is damn tough, but it isnt fuckin magic. not eating for 44 days its among other things stupid, but very physically impressive, but i wouldnt call it magic. its not a trick, its just ill do this and he has the will power and ability somehow
just call it like it is "David Blaine's Stupid Stunts"
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shock_poster
10-20-2003, 08:41 PM
David Blaine is gay... not that there's anything wrong with that.
monsterone
10-20-2003, 08:42 PM
jackass for sophisticated types
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Death Metal Moe
10-20-2003, 08:44 PM
Yea, he should stick with that street magic stuff.
The other shit is boring. Did he REALLY expect us to keep up with daily reports on his condition?
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Snoogans
10-20-2003, 08:46 PM
monsterone, good call its awful. the worst is they reported after the fasting that he is in a weakened condition. NO FUCKIN SHIT
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Reephdweller
10-20-2003, 08:50 PM
Has anyone ever figured out how he does that levitation thing he does? I agree, I don't really care for all the stupid stunts he does. The magic, and slight of hand, and card tricks he did were pretty cool, but this stuff is stupid.
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shamus mcfitzy
10-20-2003, 09:03 PM
Has anyone ever figured out how he does that levitation thing he does?
he literally stands on his tiptoes, wears black, and only shoots it at night. He did a show where he basically destroyed his street magic career by revealing everything. Or maybe it was some other magician? That makes more sense but I seem to remember it being him.
This message was edited by shamus mcfitzy on 10-21-03 @ 1:05 AM
ChrisTheCop
10-20-2003, 09:08 PM
When he first became popular, his stuff was pretty cool. He was fucking Fiona Apple and all was right with the world. But now it's all been disproven as hooey--thats right I said it--hooey. So he's out to do "shocking" stunts, like he's Evel Blainevel or something. Sad. At least he took some heat off of Tony Blair.
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erole
10-20-2003, 09:21 PM
it is not magic. it is stunt making.
but even his stunts are getting lame.
he should try better stunts.
here's a few:
~put on a long beard and side burns and walk across Syria, alive
~resurrect fiona apples career...oh wait, that would be magic
~listen to Blink for 44 days straight and not grow a vagina
~tryout for Long Island's Mepham High School football team without getting a pine cone up the ass
~lock himself in a room while Andrea Yates gives his children a bath
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Death Metal Moe
10-20-2003, 09:26 PM
WOW! And Andrea Yates joke! Your really a top shelf poster erole!
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Patches
10-20-2003, 09:28 PM
Bleh.. David Blaine is so 2001
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