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Justice4all
10-21-2003, 10:03 PM
ok...I read it but I could NOT believe it....This man should REALLY play the lottery! Either that or he is the second comming because I never thought THIS was possible....

NIAGARA FALLS, Ontario (Oct. 21) - A man who went over Niagara Falls with only the clothes on his back and survived will be charged with illegally performing a stunt, Niagara Parks Police said Tuesday.

Kirk Jones, 40, of Canton, Mich., is the first person known to have gone over Niagara Falls without safety devices and lived. He could be fined $10,000.

Brian Merrett, chairman of Niagara Parks Commission, called the stunt "stupid.''

"Our people went down in the gorge and got him,'' Merrett said. "That's why we don't condone this. It puts all of our people: the fire department, the paramedics everyone at risk to do the rescues. That's why were are so adamant about stunting.''

Stunned tourists described seeing Jones float by on his back Monday in the swift Niagara River, go headfirst over the churning 180-foot waterfall and then pull himself out of the water onto the rocks below.

jesus he is ONE lucky SOB!

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Bama
10-21-2003, 10:12 PM
He should have taken some tourist over the fall with him.

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TheMojoPin
10-21-2003, 10:20 PM
Well, if *I* saw Clark Kent stupidly revealing his secret identity to Lois Lane, I would have fallen into the water, too...

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A.J.
10-22-2003, 04:23 AM
"NIAGRA FALLS! Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...!"

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Tall_James
10-22-2003, 04:30 AM
Next week, on a new "Jackass"...


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mdr55
10-22-2003, 05:55 AM
So I guess David Blaine's idea of going down the Niagra Falls and showing up somewhere doesn't look so hot now. And that dude wasn't even a magician!

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pennington
10-22-2003, 06:53 AM
IDIOT survives going over Niagra Fall with NOTHING


Idiot or Genius???

I've been there. To even make it through alive in a barrel with padding is impressive.
TheGameHHH
10-22-2003, 10:34 AM
that, my friends, is a man with balls of steel


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Furtherman
10-22-2003, 10:36 AM
I heard he was looking for Marshall, Will and Holly.

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high fly
10-22-2003, 01:08 PM
I am in awe.


Can't wait for the copy-cats...

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zoom2457
10-22-2003, 03:03 PM
That guy is cool!!!!!



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FUNKMAN
10-22-2003, 04:44 PM
i hear he'll be starring in 'The Fall Guy' next season...

it's kind've like people surviving car crashes without a scratch when the car gets 'totally wrecked"...



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sr71blackbird
10-22-2003, 04:57 PM
http://www.ontariotravel.jp/niagara/img/naigara_top_r1_c1.gif

If it wasnt for the rocks on the bottom, it doesnt look so high

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golfcourseguy
10-22-2003, 05:18 PM
Since 1901, 15 daredevils have taken the plunge in barrels or other devices, including a kayak and a personal watercraft. Ten survived, said Niagara Falls historian Paul Gromosiak.
Among them was Steven Trotter, who made the trip twice: in 1985 in a barrel wrapped in innertubes, and in 1995, when he made the plunge with his girlfriend in another makeshift barrel. He said Jones' leap "cheapens the legend."


and just like that Steven Trotter's dream of playing the Mirage is shattered.

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