To whom it may concern

[silera]

I know that it is hard for you to open up and talk about your problems but I know that I can help you with them and if only you wouldn't be afraid of all the love I have to give you you would be able to let go of those feelings that have kept you from loving me.

Please post using the color blue if you are willing to talk about this further. If you use the color red, I know that you will need more time and I will give you that time.

Whenever you are ready I am here for you.




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[TooCute]

Who are you talking to?

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[ChickenHawk]

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[silera]

TooCute, you are a good friend, but I am tired of you calling him gay.

He is not gay.

He loves me.



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[mdr55]

:confuse: Dude, if your reading this, now's your chance. Let it all out! Don't think now, go act.



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[IrishAlkey]

<font color=blue>It</font> <font color=red>is</font> <font color=blue>just</font> <font color=red>too</font> <font color=blue>much</font> <font color=red>to</font> <font color=blue>handle</font> <font color=red>right</font> <font color=blue>now.</font>

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[silera]

I'm getting mixed signals.

I don't know what to do.


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[mdr55]

WOW this is almost like that phone commercial with the guy and girl instant messaging each other.

Wouldn't it be better to talk to each other in person- instead of putting it out there on the board. I don't want to see this end up like something on Jerry Springer.

Best Wishes to you both.

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[JustJon]

You should have went with red and green

That way it would look all Christmasy and shit

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[A.J.]

"It's not your fault."

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[silera]

You're mocking me, this is a very serious matter I assure you.


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[IrishAlkey]

I'm not jeapordizing my job over this thing and that thing. If you want my side go read my site at http://www.yourmomsbox.net... Don't join just to mock me please.

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[A.J.]

Sorry then.

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[silera]

Are you saying you're tired of dating someone that posts naked pics all over the web?

If you are I'll stop.



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[IrishAlkey]

I hope you and my father are happy together.

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[mdr55]

It's just like the Jerry Springer show.

I'm not sure if this is real or a bit.

Can't you both talk privately if it's authentic.

Good luck to you both.



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This message was edited by mdr55 on 10-23-03 @ 4:06 PM

[high fly]

Jeopardize away, ALKIE!

Women just don't come any better than SILERA.

Smart- damned near brilliant, witty, sexy, can take a joke, lovely in the face, sleek of body, well informed with a great world view, cute accent, kind, patient, isn't afraid to bet a blowjob...

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 10-23-03 @ 4:10 PM

[JustJon]

Are you saying you're tired of dating someone that posts naked pics all over the web?

If you are I'll stop.

If you stop, does that mean he has to too?

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[grlNIN]

Happy Halloween!

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[mikeyboy]

Silera, you had him at "gay".

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[IrishAlkey]

The children will suffer the most.

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[Snoogans]

what the fuck happened?????

where on YMB can i find your side alkey?


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TallJames is the man
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[GwEnYpOo]

who are you talking to ?

TooCute, you are a good friend, but I am tired of you calling him gay.

He is not gay.

He loves me.



fez?

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Fez:aww , you've got a little drop of horse love in your eye
Ron : i don't have a drop of ANYTHING from a horse in my eye



isolate that!!!

I DID NOT STEEL THAT TACO!!!
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This message was edited by GwEnYpOo on 10-23-03 @ 4:50 PM

[GwEnYpOo]

oh , disregard my last post

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Fez:aww , you've got a little drop of horse love in your eye
Ron : i don't have a drop of ANYTHING from a horse in my eye



isolate that!!!

I DID NOT STEEL THAT TACO!!!
the artist formerly known as trashy/cheesy30

[Reephdweller]

To my lovely darlin Silera. I sincerly apologize for saying the things I said. I admit I have my problems and I am working to making amends for the various things I do, all the weird flirting, the gay talk, the grab ass (of guys), If there is some way I could fix the errs of my ways I will do anything I can. I would like to [cough cough...] oh wait...that was my Irish alter-ego. Sorry for the confusion. I'll repost under my other boardname.



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[extracheese]

sounds like SILERA finally came to her senses and dumped that pissant IRISH ALKIE..that means she is back on the market for some lovin!
although looking at her prior choices im not sure her judgenment is much good.
any comments?

[Furtherman]

(Opens thread)

OH! I'm sorry... I didn't know you were in here... sorry... I should have knocked!

(Slaps forehead.... closes thread)



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[Snoogans]

sounds like SILERA finally came to her senses and dumped that pissant IRISH ALKIE..that means she is back on the market for some lovin!

Can you read?????



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TallJames is the man
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[high fly]

SILERA ---FEMININE PERFECTION!

Give her whatever she wants, ALKIE.




I bet no one on the board has a SILERA shrine at home as good as mine.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[ChickenHawk]

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[TooCute]

Wait, was coco right?
Did Alkey finally start beating you, Silera?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Couples have disagreements. It's easy to get along during the good times.

I do have to say that if they're really having a small problem, jokes and shit like that are really inappropriate.

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[reeshy]

What do you expect, Moe?? Look where their posting their "discussion"!!!!!

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Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[Justice4all]

Couples have disagreements. It's easy to get along during the good times.

I do have to say that if they're really having a small problem, jokes and shit like that are really inappropriate.


Come on DMM...you are right...but if this is as serious as it seems to be do you think it would be posted out here for all the world to see?
I am 50/50 that this is a gag. i can see how it could NOT be one, but with silera and Alkey and their sense of humor.....

By the way TooCute? How could you NOT know it was being sent to Alkey. You are pretty smart, I cannot believe you got stumped on that one.

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Cheer up Red Sox fans.....Anyone can have a bad century!

[Justice4all]

OR it could be a very clever way of them to advertise some more for YMB web site. (long shot but....)

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Cheer up Red Sox fans.....Anyone can have a bad century!

[A.J.]

"Mommy! Daddy! Please stop fighting!"

Harper Valley PTA

I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widow wife
Who had a teenage daughter that attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
And she said, "Mama, I've got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA"
Well the note says "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's been reported you've been drinkin' and a runnin' round with men and goin' wild
Now we don't believe you ought to be a bringin' up your little girl this way"
And it was signed by the Secretary, Harper Valley PTA

Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And boy, were they surprised as Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the word she had to say
She said "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA

Now there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down

Now Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he's stayed too long in Kelly's bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me as a mother you think that I ain't fit
Well this is just a little Payton place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

Now I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
That day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
That day my Mama socked it to 'em at the Harper Valley PTA


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[Tall_James]

Ok.



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This message was edited by Tall_James on 10-24-03 @ 8:30 AM

[zoom2457]

"Mommy! Daddy! Please stop fighting!"

Harper Valley PTA


HA!!! I can hear Fezzie now...

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

This message was edited by zoom2457 on 10-24-03 @ 8:40 AM

[INFOSTUD]

WHERE ARE THOSE NAKED PICTURES POSTED?!

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[TooCute]

By the way TooCute? How could you NOT know it was being sent to Alkey. You are pretty smart, I cannot believe you got stumped on that one

I knew some of you didn't get humor, but wow.

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[INFOSTUD]

I looked on yourmomsbox.net and I can't find Irish Alkey's side of the story. Where is it?

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[Hosp]

Well, I'm only 1/4 Irish, I don't drink that much, I do have a large DVD collection but I would never ignore you if you were laying naked on my bed. And I have an electric can opener the kids can work themselves

Is there an opening for me?

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[silera]

I'm wide open for Hosp.


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[Iamnotatool]

Silera, how about some Toolin...

Seriously, its a gag.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[JustJon]

WHERE ARE THOSE NAKED PICTURES POSTED?!

What someone be kind enough to link him to the naked pictures of Alkey? Thanks.

And silera, careful. Hosp wouldn't ignore you... unless wrestling was on. Then you're on your own.

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[IrishAlkey]

Good.

I'll let Hosp field the drunken phone calls from you while stumbling around the streets of Manhatten.

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[Hosp]

And silera, careful. Hosp wouldn't ignore you... unless wrestling was on. Then you're on your own.


Have you watched it lately? There's no contest. I'd rather be wrestling with Silera,hands down.

Besides, that's what VCR's are for.


Good.

I'll let Hosp field the drunken phone calls from you while stumbling around the streets of Manhatten.



And no problem with the Phone Calls, I have plenty of minutes and I'm an insomniac.

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This message was edited by Hosp on 10-24-03 @ 2:26 PM

[Iamnotatool]

Apparantly desperate too. Go Hosp!

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[IrishAlkey]

Have fun fitting the tequila bill.

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[high fly]

Anyone have any SILERA memorabilia for sale?
My shrine needs updating.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[stickyfingers]

Alkey, I'm here for you...and if you need me I'll be there for you.

same goes for you silera, twofold

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jrich is quite a guy

[Hosp]

Okay, deals off.

After the Hard Rock I got her back to my place and she got naked, handed me a DVD of "When Stella Got her Groove Back", and went to bed.

Hell, I think my electric can opener got more action then I did.

Alkey, I think she misses you.



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[Death Metal Moe]

Why do I have that same feeling I got when I bought a 30 story, 1 bedroom apartment?

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[monsterone]

I bought a 30 story, 1 bedroom apartment


you have a 30 story apartment???

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[stickyfingers]

To whom it concerns, Darlene's work will be late,
it fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate...
To whom it concerns, my ma made me write this,
and I'm just her kid, so how could I fight this...
To whom it concerns, I lost my assignment,
maybe I'll get lucky, solitary confinement...
To whom it concerns, Darlene's great with the ball,
but guys don't watch tomboys when they're cruising the hall...
To whom it concerns, I just turned thirteen,
too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen...
To whom it concerns, I'm not made of steel,
when I get blindsided my pain is quite real...
I don't mean to squawk, but it really burns...
I just thought I'd mention it, to whom it concerns...


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jrich is quite a guy

[sr71blackbird]

Im taken

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[corpustle]

See? This is exactly what I don't like.

(anyone here can make me a nice sig pic?)

[Heavy]

57

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[high fly]

Mebbe it's all just a bit, like some-a that Perry-Cherry drama.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Gmann]

I cant beleive I havent seen this thread till now..............



I personally cant wait and pray for Silera to dump his lame ass......but thats just my opinion :p

[JustJon]

You left your socks at my place.

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[Mike Teacher]

What The F?

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[Hosp]

You left your socks at my place.

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What are George's socks doing at your place?

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[F1Gm3nT]

I dont like it when mommy & daddy fight
:(
I'm afraid....

[Death Metal Moe]

I think we've all been part of a "bit." Bravo.

You 2 are a regular Alkeynoid and Cigar Silera.

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[F1Gm3nT]

no one can fool Moe
just your regular Ronfez.net matlock

[high fly]

I just wanna fuck her....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[IrishAlkey]

Dr. Phil saved us.

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[Death Metal Moe]

no one can fool Moe
just your regular Ronfez.net matlock



Hey Figment! Lug my nuts!

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[EndangeredFeces]

Lug your nuts? That hardly even makes sense! It would imply that your nuts are so big that heavy dragging and lifting were nessecary to move them around. And if that were true, we'd have seen you on the news, internet or in some world record's book by now.

I smell a filthy liar. Filthier than me!

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I am a dirty liar

[silera]

Anyone that took this post seriously should really be ashamed.


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[Hosp]

So does that mean Alkey will give me back the $500 I paid for your services?

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[F1Gm3nT]

so no more counceling for me mommy ?

moe... I dont lug nuts.... I just screw

[IrishAlkey]

Screw, Kimy?! SCREW?! You know how much I hate that word! I'd much rather you say 'make love', or 'FUCK'!

Oh shit, the Stucci brothers are here!

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[F1Gm3nT]

Alkey... do you want a glass of water?

[JustJon]

I think we've all been part of a "bit." Bravo.

Congratulations! You've all been part of a happening!

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[high fly]

Please pass the tissues.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Gmann]

I still wanna know how Jon got ahold of my socks ????

[FUNKMAN]

http://

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[zoom2457]

"Ok Silera, I'm ready to talk now



"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler

This message was edited by zoom2457 on 11-11-03 @ 11:14 AM

[JustJon]

I still wanna know how Jon got ahold of my socks ????


Let's just say Janet gave them to me, Chrissy.

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[Gmann]

Im still lost

[high fly]

The nerve. Charging 8 bucks for these watered down drinks...

" and they ask me why I drink"