Gong Show

[mikeyboy]

So, did anyone go to the gong show tryouts at Bridges on Friday night? I haven't heard a thing about it, and I was wondering how it went.

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[The Chairman]

I did.

My bit was to do a Chuck Barris impersonation.

I brought some of that shit the Colombians grow in their coffee fields and stuffed about 6 lines and went out and clapped my hands with my AmEx Black Card in my left one and sang a song I made up called "Chi Chi Get the Yeyo" to the tune of the Club Med "Hands Up" song, but I was gonged by a transvestite Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio impersonator.

So if anyone knows the Konami Code on how I get picked please contact me cause I have a 30 GIG iPod and now they have the 40 GIG ones and I need to upgrade. I'm glad they have improved their prizes, that check for $14.67 can't even buy baby laxative now.

The upside was that I was able to get rid of my extra baby laxative by selling it to Jaye P. Morgan in a bag that was left over by The Unknown Comic. I'm glad I used that for the cut cause J.P. is apparently lactose intolerant.

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[mikeyboy]

East Side Dave, please step away from the Chairman's computer.

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[SatCam]

I think it's the time change or somthing

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm going as Jamie Farr!

I'm going to BECOME Jamie Farr!

I AM Jamie Farr.

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[JerseyRich]

Larry!

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[jafter]

I'm going as Jaime Farr!


But will you actually show up for an event?

Only busting your chops Mojo, I am on the fence if I can actually make this one. It will be a game time decision.

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[keithy_19]

I won a gong show with my best bud bill(mcnabbshoulddie) in six grade. We had two other kids too. We did "presidential candidates. It was good because we were young and it was written by my mom.

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[FUNKMAN]

i'm sure if it was "The Bong Show" there would be a ton more replies...

Mikey,

so how many times did I ask you to repeat your wife's name?

i couldn't hear diddley...

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[Yerdaddy]

Mikeyboy's married to Bo Diddley? The who was the hottie he brought to Hard Rock? And it's no wonder Bo Diddley's got the blues - Mikeyboy's a cheating whore.

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