View Full Version : Somebody remind me...why is Britney Spears famous?
Johnny Fontane
10-26-2003, 08:43 AM
OK, now I remember...she had a few hit pop songs like "Baby Hit Me One More Time." But is that enough for her to be as famous as she is?
Oh, wait, I forgot...she's also a pornstar, but without the porn.
I don't see how people can compare Britney Spears to Madonna. I was never a Madonna fan, but I must admit that I will listen to some of her songs when they come on the radio. But Britney Spears, forget it, it's entirely about the image.
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Snoogans
10-26-2003, 08:53 AM
britney spears is famous in that i really really suck but am really really hot anna kournakova sorta way.
and regardless, who gives a fuck. at this point, just be like most other guys and countdown the days till she is fully nude
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That's why.
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reeshy
10-26-2003, 09:01 AM
Who needs Britney when I got my SatCam and Mojo!!!!!!!
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mdr55
10-26-2003, 09:02 AM
and regardless, who gives a fuck. at this point, just be like most other guys and countdown the days till she is fully nude
But she won't be as hot when she turns 30+ (the MAGICAL age for when starlets try to recapture the magic by posing nude). By then there will be another hot piece of ass out there to drool over.
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Snoogans
10-26-2003, 09:04 AM
Who needs Britney when I got my SatCam and Mojo!!!!!!!
you coulda had me too reeshy, but you didnt spear duke
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Johnny Fontane
10-26-2003, 09:05 AM
and regardless, who gives a fuck. at this point, just be like most other guys and countdown the days till she is fully nude
You make a good point. Come to think of it, the total nudity will probably come when her career is in the toilet.
Now you've got me thinking...at some point, there will probably be an actress or singer who appears in hardcore porn.
And no, Pam Anderson doesn't count, no amateur shit that was supposedely private. I'm talking about a star who willingly appears in a full scale porn production. It has to happen sooner or later.
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phixion
10-26-2003, 09:18 AM
By then there will be another hot piece of ass out there to drool over.
hillary duff and the olsen twins
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Spank Daddy
10-26-2003, 10:03 AM
By then there will be another hot piece of ass out there to drool over.
Yeah.........Britney's younger sister Jamie Lynn ( now THATS a porn name if I ever heard one, besides Buck Nekkid )
TheTotalOne
10-26-2003, 10:50 AM
Cuz she is so f'ing hot
JohnnyCash
10-26-2003, 11:04 AM
Shes aweful to listen to but great to batch to.
Always remeber the Man In Black.
monsterone
10-26-2003, 11:43 AM
Who needs Britney when I got my SatCam and Mojo!!!!!!!
reeshy, didn't you make a cameo in this film? huntington is pretty close to dix hill.
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Reephdweller
10-26-2003, 12:43 PM
Hmmmm what could be the reason?
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TheMojoPin
10-26-2003, 02:12 PM
Oh, wait, I forgot...she's also a pornstar, but without the porn.
This is the key point.
Britney Spears, for whatever reason, IS an attractive young woman and I would enjoy having sex with her.
That being said, I really don't give a damn about her new video or picture spread or whatever BECAUSE of pornography. Because of the explosion of media technology, the number of girls who end up in porn who are as attractive or more so than Ms. Spears is insanely high. So high, in fact, that I long ago stopped giving a damn about Britney's tease and "no-peep" show. To do otherwise would be an absolute waste of my time at the very least.
People like most here in this thread are only interested because she DOESN'T do the porn they want to see her do. So why not watch any of the thousand girls that look just like her or similar that do all the things Britney won't do?
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Snoogans
10-26-2003, 02:32 PM
nothing is left to the imagination mojo. i for one would find britney less hot if she did porn, by that i mean sex porn, not play boy. its kinda like the tease thing, and kinda that maybe you see her naked and its not as good as you thought.
though playboy for britney, come on bitch
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Steels
10-26-2003, 02:32 PM
[quote]That being said, I really don't give a damn about her new video or picture spread or whatever BECAUSE of pornography. Because of the explosion of media technology, the number of girls who end up in porn who are as attractive or more so than Ms. Spears is insanely high. So high, in fact, that I long ago stopped giving a damn about Britney's tease and "no-peep" show. To do otherwise would be an absolute waste of my time at the very least.
People like most here in this thread are only interested because she DOESN'T do the porn they want to see her do. So why not watch any of the thousand girls that look just like her or similar that do all the things Britney won't do?[quote]
It amazes me that the majority of people don't clearly see this point.
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Reephdweller
10-26-2003, 02:33 PM
That being said, I really don't give a damn about her new video or picture spread or whatever BECAUSE of pornography. Because of the explosion of media technology, the number of girls who end up in porn who are as attractive or more so than Ms. Spears is insanely high. So high, in fact, that I long ago stopped giving a damn about Britney's tease and "no-peep" show. To do otherwise would be an absolute waste of my time at the very least.
I completely agree, I find many porn stars way more attractive then her. I believe it's the suggestive sexual tease that attracts guys to Britney. I think she's very attractive and knows how to present herself in just the right way to be liked like she is by the mass.
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10-27-2003, 06:13 AM
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10-27-2003, 12:16 PM
the reason that britney is famous is because she is the air brushed version of every guys fantasy...hot..young..blond...great eyes..legs...because she is manufactured. More guys are into her then girls...which is weird because guys aren't buying her record..they are buying her DVD..(trust me..my friend works at a store and he hasn't seen one girl buy one).
the reason she is famous because every guy knows that they have jerked to her anywhere between a few to a few thousand times...and every time she's on she shows one more piece of skin...kinda like that board in Major League when every win took a piece of clothing off of her. I agree the tease part is a big reason to...guys are stupid.
oh, by the way..not only are there porn stars hotter than her..i know hookers and strippers that are hotter than her too...i just pay extra so i can call them britney...
anyway that's my opinion..i could be wrong.
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