Cast "The Ron and Fez Story"

[DC Reed]

Who'd be who, cast it and make a tagline!

"Thier not gay, they went straight to the top"

Ron - Chris Penn
Fez - Kenny Rogers
El Jefe - Lou Diamond Phillips
J Dubs - Steve Zhan
Rory - Will Ferrall
Al Dukes - Carson from Queer Eye
Black Earl - Gary Coleman



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Reed 0 Fallon 2
Dolphins vs Patriots


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[Shecky]

RON - Tom Arnold
FEZ - Nathan Lane


Thats all I got!!!

RON AND FEZ - DOUBLE PENETRATION!!!!!

[Snoogans]

rob-bugs bunny
fez-bugs bunny
jdubs- bugs bunny
wonderboy- bugs bunny
el jefe- bugs bunny

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[A.J.]

Good one Snoogans -- that's from one of my favorite Bugs Bunny cartoons!

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[Snoogans]

i alwaysed like the gramlin and the airplane one more, but how classic is strike 1 stirke 2 stirke 3 yer out

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[grlNIN]

Ron - Danny Aiello
Fez - Alec Baldwin
El Jefe - Mike "Fat Mike" Burkett(NOFX)
J Dubs - Mike White(Chuck & Buck)
Black Earl - Joe Morton(Terminator 2)



I blanked on Dukes and Rory.


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<br><font size=1>If you could see inside my head,
Then you'd start to understand,
The things I value in my heart.</font></center>

[DJEvelEd]

Ron- Mike Francesca
Fez- Louie Anderson

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May your Kum Krusted Kocks be Konsistantly Kovered in Kunt.

[TheCosmicCircus]

Ron- Rip Torn
Fez- Rip Taylor




Love the one you hate

[ChickenHawk]

Ron - Sam Kinison (if he were still alive)
Fez - John Lovitz
Mikey D - Sammy Hagar
Harry Elvis - Adam De La Pena
Al Dukes - Isaac Mizrahi
Black Earl - Ving Rhames
Billy Staples - Billy Staples

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
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[TheMojoPin]

Ron - Tom Sizemore
Fez - Truman Capote's zombie.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Big Ass Entertainment, in association with Hooo Yah Productions, presents....

<b>On Top Of The Comedy Pyrimad, The Ron & Fez Story.</b>

Starring:

Ron Bennington - Bill Murray (trust me on this)
Fez Whatley - Philip Seymore Hoffman
WonderBoy- Tobey Maguire
Harry Elvis - John Leguizamo
Billy Staples - Jim Belushi

Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

This film has not yet been rated.

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Much thanks to CZM for the killer, yet not currently working, sig pic

[pennington]

Ron - Bruce Willis
Fez - Tom Selleck

[SatCam]

It'd be animated, and the voices would be done by computer. These guys are irriplaceable.

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=rumby328" align=right><A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>Ron and Fez Dr0ps and Bits</A>
<a href=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>WNEW Ron and Fez Pages</a>

Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam & TallJames, you're the best!
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[ronjock58]

RON- MOREY AMSTERDAM
FEZ- HARVEY FIRESTEIN OR IS IT FIERSTEEN?
BILLY STAPLES- JOHN GOODMAN
WONDERBOY- EMO PHILIPS
AL DUKES- MICHAEL STIPE
J-DUBS- OPIE CUNNINGHAM
EL JEFE - CHEECH MARIN
BLACK EARL - THE COLORED GUY FROM "MR.COOPER"
MIKEY D - SAMMY HAGAR

[Death Metal Moe]

But who will play DEATH METAL MOE?!

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
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[TheMojoPin]

I'll just get it out of the way and take the bullet for everyone else.

But who will play DEATH METAL MOE?!

http://a744.g.akamai.net/6/744/582/000/images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_470644.jpg

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Death Metal Moe]

You sir, are a bastard!

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
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[TheMojoPin]

Hey, like I said, I killed the joke before it could be used by someone with TRUE hate.

I got yo' back.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[mikeyboy]

Hey, like I said, I killed the joke before it could be used by someone with TRUE hate.

I got yo' back.


It took you 55 minutes to get there. Some hero you are.


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[monsterone]

Truman Capote's zombie.




you sir, are a genius. this could be like what pulp fiction did for travolta.

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[Mike Teacher]

Ron: The Honorable Sandra Day O'Connor
Fez: C3PO
Wonderboy: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
J-Dubs: Ok, in Close Encounters, in that scene where the people are coming off the ship? see that 5th guy coming down the ramp? on the right?
New Rory: Replicant Xray-Delta901873




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[SuperClerk]

Ron- Burt Young
Fez- Mindy Cohen


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Another WWFallon joint

[shamus mcfitzy]

El Jefe - Mike "Fat Mike" Burkett(NOFX)


ironic that it would be Fat Mike and not El Hefe.....

I actually like the idea of the two Rips as Ron and Fez. That would be awesome. I think Norton could play Dukes and the black guy from Predator should play Black Earl.
And I couldn't bother coming up with anyone else.

[Tall_James]

Ron: A dog with shifty eyes

Fez: A bowl of tomato soup


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[bigbaldirish]

Ron = a polar bear
Fez = a gorilla

let em fight and see who wins

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[David Lee Kinison]

This is easy

Ron: Bobby D
Fez: Robin Williams
Dubbs: Dubbs
Wonderboy: John Cusak
New Rory: Johnny Depp
Mikey D : Madonna
Perrynoid : not in this film
Elfis : All will be revealed


D
L
K


A Lil Aint Enough !!!

[A.J.]

Ron: Michael Madsen
Fez: Fred Schneider (of The B-52s)

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[bitemyass]

Ron = a polar bear
Fez = a gorilla

let em fight and see who wins



A GorillaFez would kick the Polar Bear's ass.

But I'd cast Joe Pesci as Ronnie, and he'd stab the bear to death with a carving knife.

biteme

[Johnny Fontane]

Ron: James Gandolfini

Fez: Andy Dick


http://www.grandinotizie.it/image/g/000/00040.jpg
"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

[jafter]

Ron - Bobby Deniro
Fez - George Clooney -- Who else!!!
Paul O -- Lotney 'Sloth' Fratelli - From the goonies
Paul O's wife -- Anne Ramsey



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[bitemyass]

Ron - Bobby Deniro
Fez - George Clooney -- Who else!!!
Paul O -- Lotney 'Sloth' Fratelli - From the goonies
Paul O's wife -- Anne Ramsey


I love you Sloth. Snifff.

biteme

[Reggie]

Ron- Eddie Murphy
Fez- Eddie Murphy

much like meg ryan played 3 different women in Joe versus the volcano

[K.C.]

The Whatley story has oscar gold written all over.....a southern conservative bible belter becomes producer turned co-host for a radio show gathering steam, while trying to manage the terrifying realization his has a "secret" that goes against everything he's ever believed and rocks the foundation of his life.

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/celeb/top_100/wayne_knight.jpg

[Judge Smails]

http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/southpark/BigGayAl.jpg

[Furtherman]

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/16/medium/leave-britney-alone-02.jpg

[Rhah]

Did you ever notice...?

http://freetimegoestodie.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/andy-rooney.png

[n0thng2bdone]

mike myers and eddie murphy come to mind

[Hottub]

http://open.salon.com/blog/retrodaddy/2008/08/08/files/dustin_hoffman_rain_man1218236383.jpg

[Judge Smails]

Martin Tyler

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/soccer/10/18/worldcup.announcer/martin-tyler.jpg

[Recyclerz]

A bowl of gravy. But it would have to be a damn good bowl of gravy!

[disneyspy]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/apr2009/4/7/susan-boyle-pic-rex-612711520.jpg

[Rhah]

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bruce-vilanch.jpg

[Bowel]

Joe Piscopo

[TripleSkeet]

http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/southpark/BigGayAl.jpg

Lock it up. :lol::lol::lol:

[meanmrbill]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/meanmrbill/B_R_BRIAN_DENNEHY-03.jpg

[samnyc]

Can I bring this thread back since it's a good one? Needs to be updated for '10.

Ron - Brendan Gleeson

http://www.giratempoweb.net/gallery/data/media/14/Brendan_Gleeson_1.jpg

Dave - Haley Joel Osment

http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/Haley_Joel_Osment_364590.jpg

Fez - Tim Robbins

http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/actores/tim_robbins/fotos/45/tim_robbins.jpg

Billy Staples - Alfred Molina

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNDE0MDIwMTA2N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjQ0NTM3MQ@@._ V1._SX330_SY400_.jpg

I will try to fill this out further. What do you think?

[razorboy]

Jim Nabors.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Liza Minelli! She's has a lot of experance with dealing with secrets.

[frye hole]

http://tigeryogiji.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/image221.jpg

Oh wait, nevermind ......

[Souter Fell]

Chris Tanley - Joseph D. Reitman

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/WSOP%2BNo%2BLimit%2BTexas%2BHold%2Bem%2BWorld%2BCh ampionship%2B-ezaWSNrr3ql.jpg

[MobCounty]

Ron
Lenny Picket from SNL band
http://www.sheffieldgarage.com/top08/lp8.jpg

Fez
Robert Prosky
http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/prosk.jpg

Dave
Simon Pegg
http://www.who-philes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/simonpegg.jpg

[johnfromstateni]

Laugh-In's Alan Sues!

ok, i've dated myself, but Fezzie'd get it!!

http://www.webpan.com/thelaughin/images/show/alan_sues/laughin_alan_sues.jpg

[torker]

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/penn-and-teller-bullshit/images/teller-2.jpg

[bostonronandfezfan]

hank williams jr

[torker]

Michael Rispoli as Ron B.
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/12608/12608.jpg

[Judge Smails]

Look, if we really want to get this thing greenlit this is who the studio is going to want:

Ron = Ryan Reynolds
http://www.realfitnessblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ryan-reynolds-after-blade-trinity-and-amityville-horror.jpg


Fez = Taylor Lautner
http://susansternberg.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/horiz-taylor-lautner-abs.jpg


Dave = Zac Efron
http://cloblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/zac-efron.jpg


Chris Tanley = Justin Bieber
http://thatgrapejuice.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/justin-bieber-1.jpg


Little Redheaded Girl = Chloe Grace Moretz
Happy Typing Girl = Susie Essman
Black Earl = Kenan Thompson

[dino_electropolis]

Ron- jeff bridges
fez- John goodman
esd- steve buscemi
hicks- Philip Seymour Hoffman
Lilly- Tara Ried
al dukes- John turtorro
Earl-sorry, there were no blacks in the big lebowski...except for that cabbie, so...)

[barjockey]

Ron: Ed Asner
Fez: Mary Tyler Moore
ESD: Murray
Black Earl: Ted Knight
Pepper: Himself
http://thm-a04.yimg.com/nimage/8f5a12acd53b18fc

[barjockey]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2008/07/21/arts_joker_584.jpg

[Gunner S]

Ron Bennington -John Goodman
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/10/john-goodman-rehab-2.jpg
Fez Whatley - Ron Jeremy
http://www.elpombo.com/foro/attachment.php?attachmentid=10549&stc=1
Eastside Dave - Eastside Dave
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8477/lettermanprotestdangero.jpg
Black Earl - Wesley Snipes
http://gotsole.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/wesley-snipes.jpg
Pepper Hicks - Patrice O'neal
http://www.laughstub.com/images/comedians/Patrice-ONeal.jpg
Flat Head - Al Pacino
http://www.emobilez.com/iphone-wallpapers/data/media/29/scarface_tony_montana_cocaine.jpg
Ron Diaz - Efren Ramirez
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lauYyejn2EM/SYNGHR6VzKI/AAAAAAAAB2M/OPzJlWf3s94/s400/Jonny.jpg&imgrefurl=http://fatbuddhastore.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html&usg=__LQyFNKS-_SA_c_umApXOATAKrKA=&h=275&w=275&sz=25&hl=en&start=2&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=sbvi0T4BsyXfTM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3DPedro%2BNapoleon%2BDynamite%26um%3D1% 26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG%26tbs%3Disch:1

[torker]

I like the Ron Jeremy / Fez casting idea very much.

[DOHO@HOME]

Ron; Jackie The Jokeman
Fez; Bababooie
Esd;artie Lang
Pepper;fred Norris
Black Earl; Robbin
Big A; Howie Stern