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Furtherman
10-28-2003, 01:41 PM
For those who didn't hear it last night, I'd like to present a transcrpit of the call that made no sense. Granted, Ron and Fez have had many, many calls that made no sense, but this one took the prize in my opinion. Hilarious.

The topic was strange foods that you ate when you were a kid, that you still eat today that others find strange. People called in with pigs feet, etc. Then our boy Dan called up:
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Ron: Uh here is Dan, Dan you're on the air. How ya doin' buddy?

Dan: Yea uh, I'm wonderin' what's next color of doody? You gotta listen to everything these kids uh ate as juniors?

Ron: Wha..?

Fez: What are you talking about? (Demeaning voice)

Dan: Color of doody? What's the next thing out the end?

Ron: I don't understand your point.

Dan: You don't get it.

Ron & Fez: No.

Ron: Was it like a joke thing you were doing?

Dan: Yea, yea, I gotta listen to everything uh every little person you ever talked to has eatin'?

Ron: No.

Dan: *sigh* Ok, c'mon guys good radio.
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Then the call ended.

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stickyfingers
10-28-2003, 01:44 PM
that call shouldn't have made it past the screeners

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mikeyboy
10-28-2003, 02:07 PM
The other weird call they got last night was the guying trying to make a "Jaws" joke during Big Ass topics. This is at least the third time this guy has called and tried to make a Jaws reference. He never makes it through the call without cracking himself up, and Ron always calls him on it. He also keeps referring to the Kintner boy (the kid who got attacked on the raft in the movie) as the "Pruitt" boy.

Very weird, but I'll give him credit. He keeps trying to get one of his goofy Jaws jokes to go over.


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ADF
10-28-2003, 02:07 PM
I thought that that was a tremendously great call. A non sequitur every now and then is a good comedy palate cleanser.

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Furtherman
10-28-2003, 02:18 PM
I liked it too. I listened to it a few times and I'm still not sure what he was trying to say. Funny stuff.




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10-28-2003, 02:35 PM
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papacheesy
10-28-2003, 09:33 PM
I remember a good one a few years ago. The topic was something with how absurd the tv shows you watched as a kid were. One caller, with a Long Island accent, gets through:

Caller: Hey you remember Speed Racer?

Ron: Yeah

Caller: Ey, go Speed Racer go. Happy anniversary JoAnn!

--hangs up--

This prompted the boys to go into a 5-minute long scene making fun of that guy's life.
"did you say my name on the radio yet?" "I did JoAnn, so quit bustin my balls for getting drunk and not gettin ya nutin" "you're the greatest..."

I had to pull the car over I was laughing so hard.


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Yerdaddy
10-28-2003, 09:42 PM
I love the "Jaws" guy.

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jax
10-29-2003, 09:24 AM
Don't they call the Jaws guy "the radio shark" or is that someone else?

Matrix
10-29-2003, 10:10 AM
Weird!

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10-29-2003, 10:38 AM
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Clark Kent
11-03-2003, 07:44 PM
The patients these guys have with absurd callers is amazing. What ever happened to them playing "Stupid Girl" whenever a chick showed her lack of intelligence? I guess they don't want to offend a semi-new market.

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TheMojoPin
11-03-2003, 08:19 PM
What ever happened to them playing "Stupid Girl" whenever a chick showed her lack of intelligence?

This was a guy, stupid girl.

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