I must steal this girl from my friend,

[S-man]

He's not really my friend, I know him and everything but his girlfriend is HOT and must have her. He is a loser who smokes,drinks and is an ass hole, She is sweet, goes to church and is my ideal girlfriend. I will soon get her when the time is right, when there is a little hole in their little world I will shread it!!!Victory will be mine!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

So the S was for Scumbag.

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[Cybersoldier]

Dude it one thing if she's single, and you go for it, it another when it your friend's girl. Unless they are breaking up, I not Moe's side on this issue. And do you know she even likes you to want to date to you?

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[KC2OSO]

She is sweet, goes to church and...

It seems your values are somewhat mismatched.

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[ChickenHawk]

The S is for "Shock", I'm feelin' it!

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[Cybersoldier]

F$$king edit button doesn't work, What I meant is I agree with Moe on this issue

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[Bama]

I like your style S man. I was shocked when I read your post.

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[TheGameHHH]

i don't know man, you said the dude smokes and drinks, he sounds cool in my book. don't steal his pussy


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[Snoogans]

He is a loser who smokes,drinks and is an ass hole, She is sweet, goes to church and is my ideal girlfriend

do people not realize the main populators of messageboards?????
fuck you dick head, nothing is wrong with people who drink and smoke. thats their choice. something is wrong with people would purposely undercut a guy, whether they know them or not.

you're a douce, i hope you get the girl and she has the clap and your dick falls off so you cant contaminate the rest of the world

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[shamus mcfitzy]

I know this guy means to be a shocking asshole and that its most likely a character, i can actually agree with him a bit. If he really thinks that this chick shouldn't be with a guy he thinks is a scumbag, and he really likes the chick, then there's nothing wrong with trying to get with her. He describes the guy as an asshole, so obviously they're not the type of friends who have any respect for each other's lifestyles.

Of course I know this probably isn't S-Man's intent. He's probably trying to act like an ass....

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why would anyone want to date a girl that goes to church? Sicko's!!!!

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[mdr55]

Go for it! Just don't be too shocked if someone takes her away from you. Good luck.

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[jocefus]

if you steal her from your friend, i hope your dick falls off or u get aids

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[S-man]

It wasn't ment to be shocking, This is for her own good, she is wasting her time with this dush,
We are a perfect match and I will get her.
Also he's not really my friend I just know him, and I hate him too.

[Furtherman]

Wow, that is great. But I think I speak for everyone when I say, WHO CARES?



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[JohnnyCash]

Unless they're broken up you know he has the right to beat the snot out of you. And he should. What makes you think she would even be interested in a shocking guy like you?http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketba/wnba/logos/shock.jpg

Always remeber the Man In Black.

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It wasn't ment to be shocking, This is for her own good, she is wasting her time with this dush,


why does everyone have trouble spelling Douche

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[TheCosmicCircus]

the key to any womans heart is simple...

chicken parm



Love the one you hate

[East Side Dave]

I must steal this girl from my friend


You can't do this. They flail. When you try to steal them. They flail.

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[zoom2457]

I recommend that you don't sniff the chloroform rag yourself.

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[keithy_19]

Try and fail. Thats whats going to happen. So go ahead.

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[Snoogans]

i just wanna know one thing. if you can answer this, go get her:
What the fuck gives you the right to decide what is right for this girl. so she goes to church, and he smokes and drinks. maybe she likes "bad boys". Maybe she knows personal things about him that you dont, and that make her feel for him. Its not up to you who SHE goes out with, its up to her.
i hope you try to steal her, she says no, and then he kicks your ass for being such a DOUCHE bag
You want a tip, and this will give you more of a chance to get her than "stealing" her
tell her how you feel, and then leave her alone, and let her decide who she wants to be with. even if she doesnt choose you, she will RESPECT you more for not being a cocksmoker about it and maybe you'll make a friend and have something down the road. Take it from me, i liked a girl who was involved once, and though i didnt try to steal her, the ways i went about letting her know how i felt drove her away, dont come in like you know what she needs and do the same shit. you'll never forgive yourself, i still dont

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[Iamnotatool]

I recommend that you don't sniff the chloroform rag yourself



Chloroform....more like BORE-aform.

O'Doyle Rules!

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Death Metal Moe]

Chloroform....more like BORE-aform.

O'Doyle Rules!



Sometimes I wonder about Iamnotatool, but that was fucking brilliant. Short and to the point.

Bravo.

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no that never gets old


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[Steels]

the key to any womans heart is simple...

chicken parm

While 2 grams of snow still holds top honors for getting into her pants.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Hey! Look at the time...........

Gotta jet.

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[S-man]

Let me just say that she will soon be mine, sooner then I thought. So last night this loser gets drunk again with everyone else.
I'm offered a beer but say no thanks,she thought that was cool since she desn't drink. Soon it will be just me and her where she doesn't have to smell cig. smoke,or beer ever again.
I got to get some sleep, I'll be in church with her, while this loser has a hangover!!I feel GREAT.

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Shit-Man, stop inturupting this inside thing thats going on in here.

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[S-man]

[quote]When she dumps you for being boring and "religious" you'll...drown your sorrows in cigarettes and beer! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em! Mr. Excitement! Woooo!!


#1,Im not boring in the least, I'm funny,and can heve good convos with her. I can't believe people like the asses of the world who do bad things like smoking,drinking,and stupid ass shit. But myself a kind, church going, gentalman get greef from people for being a good kid.....Just think of it this way a great girl with an loser and you think that she should be with you, don't tell me you never felt that way.

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't know why I'm going to even still talk to you about this, but I will.

Don't you see what you're doing now S-man? You're sitting on the sidelines, picking your time to move, praying that their relationship sours. YOU are the guy that every guy with a girl fears.

It's a very slimy, cowardly, underhanded play to make and I really don't know how you can look at yourself in the mirror. Honestly. Some people exist in this world, doing things that I can't believe they can live with.

What do you use to fill the void in your soul where your conscience should have been? Now is that pig excrement or human excrement?

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But myself a kind, church going, gentalman get greef from people for being a good kid.....

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You son are a fucking hypocrite, who sees himself one way and than will say shit about others you dont know in anot
her thread that is fucking nasty as hell you scum bag

don't try and bullshit anyone on this board, especially me....and many more like me

Just disapear back to whatever little hole you crawled out of...and it def aint gonna be that chicks

later loser

this is a message board, not real life, learn the difference

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[S-man]

Billy how could you be so cold?? I made amends with you and you have the nerve to disrespect me..Billy I love you and don't want to be on your shit list. STOP NOW or else

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STOP NOW or else



Enough with the fucking threats already.

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Or else what?

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Man, I hope this guys beats the shit out of you.



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[Billy Staples]

if he bothered to read it was posted just about the same time as the apology you posted and I didnt look anymore after that

apology accepted....let's move on

this board is for fun, lets keep it that way

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