celebrity gossip...looks like Halle Berry...

[ff7wasbest]

has found a new love interest. After Halle's break up with talentless singer/husband Eric Bennet Halle Berry has found a new romance with lead singer of limp bizkit Fred Durst.

How do I know this you ask? Let me explain.
The day after Halle Berry's breakup, Fred was on mtv plugging his new cd. In one of his song videos Fred has a long kissing sceen with Halle. Fred ALSO reports that he has found someone special in his life. All the signs point to a secret celebrity love affair.

Finaly my last shred of evidence, something no one even knows about. When Halle Berry hosted snl some weeks back, the ending credits where cut off because of something she was saying. What was she saying? well she began to thank someone and then they cut to a commercial. She was thanking her new boyfriend Fred Durst.

Remember you hurd it here first!

They took my O and A, they took my R and F, but they will NEVER take my freedom!

[Iamnotatool]

I heard it elsewhere quite some time ago, at lesat a month, I just didn't care because I have my whole 'life' thing going on.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[ff7wasbest]

Thats a lie, no one has ever talked about the Halle Berry snl thing, that is my own research. Mabey the other stuff but not the snl thing I garantee it.

Also I had a dream where Halle Berry was eating a bisquit, I didn't realize what it ment until I realized the Fred Durst Limp Bizkit connection.

They took my O and A, they took my R and F, but they will NEVER take my freedom!

[TheMojoPin]

I had no idea that anyone who ever kissed another person in a movie, tv show or music video was always actually baaaaaa-a-a-a-angin' the other person, too.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[ff7wasbest]

TheMojoPin sounds like you are a little jealous of Halle Berry, mabey what you need to do is stop having high hopes of meeting celebrity guys and start dating guys you can actualy get. I recommend your local alternative-lifestyle bar (consult yellow pages)

They took my O and A, they took my R and F, but they will NEVER take my freedom!

[Reephdweller]

Why is this here and not in the entertainment section?

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[Snoogans]

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[TheGameHHH]

i heard somebody else talk about that SNL thing a few weeks ago, and i know somebody in the audience that night, she was in fact thanking Fred.


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[Tall_James]

I know for a fact that she is a lesbian. My proof? She has yet to return one of my calls.


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[Snoogans]

I know for a fact that she is a lesbian. My proof? She has yet to return one of my calls.

well james, rosie o donnell is a busy lady

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[pennington]

Isn't Fred Durst white? I thought Halle was all into this "Black Power" thing.