Happy Birthday East Side Dave

[RF Godfather]

HB East Side! All my best.

Show your love peeps!

PEOPLE BORN TODAY
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FAMOUS EVENTS
Sistine Chapel ceiling mural unveiled (1512).
First medical school for women opens, in Boston (1848).
Assassination attempt on President Harry Truman, by Puerto Rican nationalists (1950).

LUCKY NUMBER: 3 BIRTHSTONE: TopazPOSITIVE TRAITS: Energetic, inventive, romanticNEGATIVE TRAITS: Exacting. scattered, overreaching

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[DJEvelEd]

HB to one of the funniest Mofos ever.

I want to make you a cake...











...a cake made of SHAVING CREAM....and oh how we'll shave...we'll shave for hours (but in a MANLY kind of way, none of that fag shit)



Have a great day...












...a great day SHAVING!!!!

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May your Kum Krusted Kocks be Konsistantly Kovered in Kunt.

[Tall_James]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUNNY BASTARD!!!


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[ADF]

East Side Dave is a'ight.




I like to call him <i>ESD</i> for short, because we're coo' like that.







ESD is kinda like ESP. Extra Sensory Derception? If he had his own tv network it'd be ESDN. </i>duh-na-nuh, duh-na-nuh!</i>

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[Arienette]

i don't know what's going on.

happy birthday, dave. i wish i could sing you that song you sang for fezzie.

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/ariscary.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>imagine what you want, and then hold on to that thought<br>'cause that's as close as it will ever come</center>

[Johnny Fontane]

YO YO YO 3

Happy Birthday, Lizard King. You can do anything.

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"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

[TheMojoPin]

First of all, Dave scares me in a good way.

Second of all, I know for a FACT he doesn't have a belly button.

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[keithy_19]

Happy birthday sir.

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Ron and Fez were the last hosts purged from the WNEW-FM hot talk era, and ever since they left their fans have been trying to get some station to bring them back to town.

[JohnnyCash]

Happy Birthday ESD

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[grlNIN]

Dave is teh bees knees, but bees dont have knees.....so i guess Dave is the bees stinger.


Happy Birthday !!

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[mikeyboy]

Happy mirthday, Dave!








Get it? Happy Mirthday. That's like happy happyday... *points at Pantera handpuppet* See. Now it's Mikeyboy 1, Pantera 0. Top that, bitch!

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 11-1-03 @ 1:15 PM

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Happpppppppppppppppppy
Birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!
We celebrate because it's the day of your birth.So, bono vesta, what a joyous day.Life's good fortunes are sure to come your way.
Come on, sit back, and just relaxwe'll full your plate the italian way.Bono vesta, what a joyous day.
Tuesday we shall party like it's 19,999!Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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This message was edited by WWFallon on 11-3-03 @ 3:18 PM

[reeshy]

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Lyle says Happy Birthday and he thinks he loves you!!!!

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Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[FUNKMAN]

to a man who's comedy is almost as great as his outfield play, i'm not suprised being they both come out of left field...
;)

actually it's 'left-center' but it just didn't sound as good...

Wishing a GOOD guy a GREAT Birthday!

Funkman

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[East Side Dave]

This is the best thread ever! Not because it has anything to do with me..........ok, ok, because it has every fucking thing to do with me! Hahahaha! Larry Appleton, you ungrateful -............ Sorry. I- I didn't mean that. I'm actually very touched by this- touched the way Mr. Carlson touched Dudley in the back of that rootin' tootin' bicycle shop! Olly-olly-oxen free!!

But seriously-
I don't know whether posting in your own birthday thread is against the rules but I would like to say thanks. As I reach this milestone of the big 4-0, I look at my two children, Little East Side Dave and Tipper Gore Dave II, I can't help but remember what Gary Wyze told me right before he slaughtered some elderly in the wrong line at A & P. "Dave," he said, "Dave, when you have a shotgun you need to-"

*political advisor whispers into author's ear*

-wait! I'm not 40? Then whose fucking kids are these?!?!?!?! Ahhhh-yyeeeee!!!


*runs away*















*pretends he's Sandra Bullock as he runs away*









(Sandra Bullock from "Speed;" not that "Ya-Ya Sisterhood" Bull Shit)

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 11-1-03 @ 4:06 PM

[Snoogans]

You say its your birthday dadadadda
happy one to ya
or however that funtime pizza circus fake animal song went

fuck chucky cheese, fun time pizza circus was the shit

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[jamesdiggy]

A bloated, belated, slap happy, joey joe joe jr. shabadoo Happy Birthday!

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happy belated dear!

C*U*N*T
~Pax Et FuX~
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[jafter]

Happy Birthday East Side!!!!!!!!! I hope you had a great day and fantastic weekend.

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[West Side Claire]

Happy Birthday my sweetham!

Now, I was too busy yesterday holding your head over the fire in the kitchen to write you this yesterday....but my Davey I gave you presents and whoppin' good times *wink, wink* so it makes up for it. Now tidly-ee-winks, what shall we do today in this your 35th hour of birthday extravaganza??

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Much thanks to ADF for the sig

[Cybersoldier]

Happy Birthday Eastside, knowing you you'll going to have hell of a time

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This message was edited by Cybersoldier on 11-2-03 @ 12:58 PM

[Reephdweller]

Happy Birthday East Side!

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<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
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[Miguel Bastardo]

May this be an early happy birthday for next year, cause I missed this year. No, wait, I sent out this years last year. Now the word 'year' sounds funny. Dave is funny. Funny like a fox, who happens to be very funny.

[A.J.]

Happy Birthday!

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[Fallon]

Happy Birthday East Side Dave!
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[StupidGirlllll]

Hey Davie Boy Happy Birthday!!! May u break dance your way into a wonderful new year

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[West Side Claire]

Happy day- after, day-after, day-after your birthday Davey!

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!skim!
Much thanks to ADF for the sig

[Stalker Patti]

Hey Dave, Hippo Birdie to you!Hope your day is a happy one!

[Green Lantern]

Happy Birthday East Side Dave

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[Duke]

happy b-day

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[swiss miss]

Happy Birthday sweet boy.......


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