The Ron and Fez Drinking Game

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I don't know if there have been anyother Ron and Fez drinking games posted, but since I'm unaware of one, I'd like to offer up this one.

Any suggestions?

<b>Ron and Fez Drinking Game by 42nd Delay</b>

I've tried to keep this simple. Obviously, there are a lot of other things that could be added to this list, but having too many listed could cut down on enjoyment.

By `one', I mean one sip, one gulp.one of however much alcohol you have each time you raise your glass.

So.

<i>Drink 1 if.</i>

Fez says "Hey" or "Rude and rude"

Fez says "Where do these rumors start?"

Fez says "Oh my gosh"

Fez pulls away from the mic to laugh

Ron says "Now I'm starving"

Ron says "That's funny" or "That's so funny."

Ron says "That's so stupid."

Ron says "But that don't make him a bad person."

Ron calls Fez "Fezzie"

Ron calls his wife "my chick"

Al declares that he's not gay

Ron and Fez yell at Al for not doing something

Ron and Fez yell at Al because of the music he selects

Ron and Fez compliment another show.

Ron and Fez tell Al to get them some food.

Ron and Fez talk about wrestling.

The winning cowbell is played.

RonFez.net gets mentioned

Special Total Obliteration Rule (optional): Drink one every time someone says `see-ya'.


<i>Drink 2 if.</i>


Iris calls in

The Nature Boy appears

Ron reminisces about his time in `Nam

They play an episode of the crack babies

They play an episode of Uncle Fezzie's Pants Puppet

Ron talks about his book "Murder at the Superbowl."

A Baby calls in.

Heckler calls in.

Horde King calls in.

Circus Boy and Assman are sent to do a bit somewhere in the city.

Fez talks about having "hot sex" with his fianc‚e in NiagraFallsOntarioCanada

Fez refers to his mother

Fez's voice goes super-high pitched.

Fez mentions Oreos of any kind.

Ron says "Yes we are" in response to a caller saying "You guys are so funny" or some such line.

Ron calls a female guest "beautiful"

Ron mentions walking around in Manhattan during the weekend.

Ron talks about how he loves crazy girls.

An intern talks on mic (first time only per person per show).

A Bon Jovi song is played.


<i>Drink 3 if.</i>

Fez reads an instant feedback

Ron speaks first on a live read or at the beginning of the show.

Ron plays the cowbell along to a song.

Paulo himself makes a movie-pun.

The Jobbers call in.

Ron and Fez get a call from outside the NY metro area

Dan from Hoboken calls on the phone

Ron laughs out loud off mike because of something Fez said. Finish the drink if he apologizes for doing it.

It's an AFRO show



<i>Finish your drink if: (If you only have one sip left, drink 3 into the new one.)</i>

Fez doesn't call Ron "Ronnie"

Ron or Fez sincerely compliment Al on air

Ron and Fez badmouth another show.

Baby Sarah ever calls in again.

Joe Poo ever calls in again.

Dumpy returns to produce.

You hear a new style of promo (i.e. like when it went from the Matrix music ones to the Dawson's Creek ones) for the first time.

Drink yourself to sleep if you find out Ron and Fez are moving (again) and you can't listen to them in the new timeslot.

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[Sheeplovr]

yes there was a ron and fez drinking game i invented it for the late night show it was great and it was my biggest accoplishment in my life then they took it down when they moved to mid days i tried to update it all the time but they never listend to my e-mails

can my thing under sheeplovr be master of the c.l.i.t. for like a week then im back to BAAAH and im still number 333 its the way to be

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Well hey man, maybe we can convince them to put up a new one. Perhaps we can combine our two versions.

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[ScottBaio]

I drink every time they say Scott Baio. Actually I drink everytime anyone says my name. Sometimes I drink when it's quiet, too.

Otherwise.. very thorough job, but I try not to focus on the fact that Fez never learned to read. It hurts his feelings.

I drink.

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[ProzacKid]

Pantera's Girl is sweet.



This message was edited by Heckler on 8-24-01 @ 1:12 AM

[LittleLizaJane]

Now I'm drunk, thanks

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What happened to the Prozac Kid's message?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I have a couple to add under Drink One

** Drink 1 when Ron answers, "Kool and the Gang" when asked how they're doing.

** Drink 1 when Fezzy says, "uh huh" when he agrees with some one's point.

[Dan]

This is very complicated...I usually just play: Drink 1 when Ron talks.


<font color=red>Read my column on foundrymusic.com, ya hump.</font>

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That's a lot of drinking - I assume then that you've got the beer in one hand, leaving free the other for Instant Feedback.

Note that "Dan from Hoboken calls in on the phone" is a 3 drinker - it's pretty hard to dial that phone with one hand me suspects.

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[WALRUS]

I loved sheeplvrs drinking game i guess the other guys is good too but either way the original should be reinstated now that they are on at a hour where you no longer have to be a drunk to drink at

I am the walrus koo koo ka choo