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[Mattymack88]

These jokes are horrible... no offense to anyone, these jokes are all in good fun.
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What do People and Jelly Beans have in common?
everyone hates the black ones

What do a black guy and a bike have in common?
The bike doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope!!!!!!

how do you stop a black guy from drowning?
take your foot off the back of his head!!

Where is the best place to hide money from a mexican?
Under a bar of soap

Theres an America, Irish, Italian and Black guy, and thre all standing on the top of the empire state building. They all decide to throw something off the ledge that there country has to much of. So the irish guy takes a bottle of whiskey and says "My country has to much of this" and throws it off the roof. The Italian guy takes a dish of spaghetti and says "My country has to much of this" and throws it off the roof. Then the american is standing there, trying to figure out what he wants less of in his country. He says, "My country has way to much of this", so he picks up the black guy and throws him off the roof.

[Furtherman]

Don't be a hater.



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[fluffernutter]

HA! HA! You funny guy!

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[mikeyboy]

Wait... Are all the new posters the same guy?

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[MHasegawa]

If you say so, I'm gonna take a leak.

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[Def Dave in SC]

I'm gonna throw this guy off the roof.

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[JustJon]

What do a black guy and a bike have in common?
The bike doesnt sing when you put chains on it.
but but but you said what do they have <b>in common</b>. If one does something and the other doesn't, it's not in common...

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[TheMojoPin]

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Frank Black, COME ON DOWN...

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Ponderous...f'n ponderous.

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[East Side Dave]

No offense, Matttymack, this is all in good fun, but I'm gonna go over to your house and chop your head off and then chop your testicles off and then play marbles with them. No offense, Mattymack, all in good fun.

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[JohnnyCash]

I know you are not funnier than Dat Phan.


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This message was edited by JohnnyCash on 11-3-03 @ 12:11 PM

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[Tall_James]

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