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FMJeff
11-04-2003, 08:12 AM
I have further optimized the site to increase performance. If you notice any pages that are particularly slow to load, please let me know in this thread.
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IrishAlkey
11-04-2003, 08:50 AM
Did you rub Viagra all over the site?
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I have further optimized the site to increase performance.
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SatCam
11-04-2003, 09:02 AM
I definatly noticed. Thanks Jeff. Have I told you I love you today?
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TheMojoPin
11-04-2003, 09:05 AM
"We have the technology...we CAN rebuild it..."
My wireless reception is pretty shitty today, but the site seems to be zooming right along. Thanks, Jeff.
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TheKnicks23
11-04-2003, 09:13 AM
The board is much faster now, good job.
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schmega
11-04-2003, 09:26 AM
all hail the almighty jeff, for he makes web sites faster.
Reephdweller
11-04-2003, 09:40 AM
You keep this up and we're gonna have to promote ya to SUPER Administrator.
It's much quicker btw.
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Death Metal Moe
11-04-2003, 10:07 AM
I think it's even moving faster on my shitty 56K connection.
Good job.
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SatCam
11-04-2003, 10:21 AM
the increase was so good I noticed before Jeff posted this. It goes so fast that the "thanks for posting" screen only shows for about 1 second.
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golfcourseguy
11-04-2003, 10:37 AM
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56k is flying! I may even learn "what Silera said" today.
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EndangeredFeces
11-04-2003, 10:37 PM
I like the old, slow site. It's like an old pair of shoes that you never want to get rid of. They stink and they have that paint stain from when you worked on your den but DAMN IT they were the best shoes of your life!
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RageCage
11-04-2003, 11:08 PM
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fluffernutter
11-05-2003, 05:48 AM
The site infact was moving slow and I thought it was due to my Internet Explorer or an overload of Sanka. I ran setup on IE againa nd everything still came up slow so I switched to Netscape and it all ran fine. That really screwed me up for a while though. Nice job on speeding things up.
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11-05-2003, 05:59 AM
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Fallon
11-05-2003, 03:16 PM
Very good, loading much quicker.
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reeshy
11-05-2003, 03:23 PM
I noticed that site has immensely improved!!! I adore you, Jeff!!!!! You are my Muffy!!!!!
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