Staples life - TV appearance foiled [Archive]

Billy Staples

11-09-2003, 08:10 PM

Once again, it appears that Ron and Fez were right about me. How does it happen all the time. The night I am going to be on Third Watch, and there is a big fun Ron and Fez party. Everyone will be at Dave and Busters playing poker,drinking having a great time at a live gig and it will be me and my mom, sitting on the couch watching it together. I am pathetic....I just can't win and feel I never will. Damn it all to hell

Ron and Fez are always right!!!!

Fez always said all the time he knew me I never booked anything, now I did and he will never see it or believe me

I wanted to play poker so bad too.

Ahh you know what....now that I think about it I will probably end up on the cutting room floor and make the evening perfect!!!

For the one or two of you who may not be there or listening....here is a preview of my show. Sorry, couldnt figure out the whole linking thing

http://www.nbc.com/Third_Watch/index.html

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This message was edited by Billy Staples on 11-10-03 @ 12:17 AM

Doogie

11-09-2003, 08:12 PM

Billy you better check that link again, cause I clicked on it and it directed me nowhere...

Sorry for rubbing salt into your wounds

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mikeyboy

11-09-2003, 08:16 PM

Okay, this isn't a commentary on your acting, but it is pretty clear that you aren't very good at linking things. (http://www.nbc.com/Third_Watch/index.html)

I'll be watching, Billy.

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Billy Staples

11-09-2003, 08:18 PM

now.....how'd you do that!!!

Truly magical!!!

Thank you

Staples

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 11-10-03 @ 12:20 AM

mikeyboy

11-09-2003, 08:21 PM

No problem.

Can one of you photoshop experts please add Billy to the right sid of this cast picture. It's the one thing that it's been missing.

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Third_Watch/images/r1_c2_castimage.jpg

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11-09-2003, 08:28 PM

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The Chairman

11-09-2003, 08:44 PM

I'm bringing my TiVO and we'll watch if after in the Chairman's suite with the Rat Pack. We'll call you from my celly. Don't worry dude, you'll be in our hearts and on our minds...!!!

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Cybersoldier

11-09-2003, 08:47 PM

Going to miss this event damn, but at least there is there's billy appearance on Third watch, unless some big news occurs which cancels that episode for that day

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monsterone

11-09-2003, 08:53 PM

yeah billy!!! i'll be watching- and why are you disappointed? nbc is just going to rerun it 6 times.

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Bama

11-09-2003, 10:00 PM

This thing is on Friday night? Who watches TV on Friday night? No wonder I've never seen it.

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11-09-2003, 10:16 PM

[color=purple]If only somebody would invent some kinda contraption that would allow us to record video images on to some sort of video-type tape.

That would rule!

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ADF

11-09-2003, 10:32 PM

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11-10-2003, 07:23 AM

priceless....

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ChickenHawk

11-10-2003, 05:30 PM

I wanted to keep lighting consistent, so I made some minor adjustments to ADF's design:

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-10-2003, 05:31 PM

I'll be watching Billy.

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Heavy

11-10-2003, 05:41 PM

Hey can your mom get me Islander tickets? I wanna take my 2 kids without paying.

Whats the date, channel and time for this program? That info plus when/where youre in it will help me check it out.

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SatCam

11-10-2003, 06:00 PM

Thanks to ADF and ChickenHawk for lightening my load and giving me a nice needed laugh.
Billy, if I'm not on the computer, I'll definatly be watching. If I am, I'll be recording it (and probably transfering it onto my computer for those who missed it.)

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PanterA

11-10-2003, 06:11 PM

Who's this Billy Staples you speak of? I know Wonderboy, J-Dubbs, El Jeffe, New Rory....but there's no Billy Stubles...Stables....Stiples...whatever.

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furie

11-10-2003, 06:14 PM

I'll watch, even though i hate cop shows

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Stalker Patti

11-10-2003, 07:09 PM

I will be in front of the telly on Friday watching as well! You can count on me,Billy!!!!!!!

mikeyboy

11-10-2003, 07:16 PM

http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/thirdwatch.jpg

Outstanding!

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The Chairman

11-10-2003, 07:17 PM

I wanted to keep lighting consistent, so I made some minor adjustments to ADF's design

You missed the guy at the far left of the picture.

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PanterA

11-10-2003, 09:22 PM

You missed the guy at the far left of the picture.See, the less you say the funnier it is. I figured this out a long time ago. That's why my posts are 30 words or less.

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Tenbatsuzen

11-11-2003, 08:51 AM

See, the less you say the funnier it is. I figured this out a long time ago. That's why my posts are 30 words or less.

Pants, the opening for jokes here is wider than the Grand Canyon.

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Duke

11-11-2003, 09:47 AM

billy its ok..people will be watching and i am going to watch it live and the other people will probley tape it..

i am at school i am not playing hookey am in computer class

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SatCam

11-11-2003, 09:55 AM

Billy, when do you appear in the epesode? is it the end? because I dont wanna watch 45 minutes of crappy tv, just to see the last 15 minutes.

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Justice4all

11-11-2003, 01:32 PM

Do'nt worry Billy...I will tape it since it IS my favorite show on TV right now (next to the Simpsons). It sucks that they moved she show to Friday nights (I wonder why though...I liked it on monday nights)
Hope I can get down to see you all this weekend.

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The Chairman

11-11-2003, 08:00 PM

See, the less you say the funnier it is. I figured this out a long time ago. That's why my posts are 30 words or less.

Well, here's the top of my Comedy Pyramid:

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11-11-2003, 08:13 PM

Amateur.

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Johnny Fontane

11-14-2003, 06:24 PM

I'm watching...Billy the bus driver had a heart attack...I hope he pulls through.

Edit: Commercial break...where is Billy?! God, I hope he's all right!

(...oh, and I like that hot little Latina detective. NICE!)

Edit again: WHAT HAPPENED TO BILLY???!!! OH MY GOD, THEY FORGOT ABOUT BILLY!!!

Edit # 3: What am I thinking? Billy's not coming back.

(...hmmm, I wonder if Billy met Ann Margaret. And if he did, I wonder if he asked her about Elvis.)
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Recyclerz

11-14-2003, 06:39 PM

Pikers.

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PS Go Billy!

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gone

11-14-2003, 07:26 PM

i waited till the end, i think he died.. its safe to assume

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Death Metal Moe

11-14-2003, 07:29 PM

It's not safe to assume ANTHING with these assholes since they let a whole plotline fizzle out and be replaced with some bullshit about a black and white guy fighting.

And what about that poor little girl Staples crippled?

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SatCam

11-14-2003, 09:31 PM

Alls I care about is that officer who got raped... hot stuff!

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11-14-2003, 10:16 PM

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11-15-2003, 02:53 AM

Homos

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gone

11-15-2003, 07:41 AM

i know moe... they didnt do the plot justice... i know!

Alls I care about is that officer who got raped... hot stuff!

you are a sick fuck, even if you were fucking kidding

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SatCam

11-15-2003, 12:48 PM

it's just a TV show.

Where she kicked the rapists ass was also cool... feel better now?

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gone

11-16-2003, 12:32 AM

i suppose **glare**

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11-16-2003, 08:51 AM

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