We are so fat that scales now go to 1000lbs

[UnknownPD]

Fat people are changing the world (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=1&u=/ap/20031110/ap_on_re_us/big_people_products)

And I thought velcro shoes meant the end of the world

[Furtherman]

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Yo mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World

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[Tazz]

Bill Fabrey and Nancy Summer founded Amplestuff, of Bearsville, N.Y., when Summer, who weighs 450 pounds, told Fabrey that she couldn't find a sponge to reach certain parts of her body.



*Shiver*

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Bill Fabrey and Nancy Summer founded Amplestuff, of Bearsville, N.Y., when Summer, who weighs 450 pounds, told Fabrey that she couldn't find a sponge to reach certain parts of her body.


Now I'm starving.



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[TooCute]

I warsh myself with a rag on a stick.

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[monsterone]

what ever happened to assman?

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<center>you bunch of jackalopes</center>

[Melrapuo]

If someone's 1000 lbs, how the hell are they gonna get to the scale in the first place? Roll over? And they won't be able to even see the numbers on the scale if there's 1000 lbs blocking the view.

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Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

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[TheMojoPin]

"Get me mah flippin' board!"

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[HBox]

Bill Fabrey and Nancy Summer founded Amplestuff, of Bearsville, N.Y., when Summer, who weighs 450 pounds, told Fabrey that she couldn't find a sponge to reach certain parts of her body.

Hot.

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[pennington]

While some researchers say the products can help overcome the stigma of being overweight, others suggest they might encourage obesity by making extra-large the norm.


Look, this is just smart marketing, find a niche for a product and supply it. If these people didn't have these products, they would still be obese.

[A.J.]

"Get me mah flippin' board!"

That's "pryin' stick" Angel Pie.

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[SuperClerk]

"Get the honey, Junior!"

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