Maybe they can be best friends who can only find an apartment in a "women only" building, so they have to dress up and pretend to be women the entire time! Ha!
But then.. the sad part. Ron falls in love with a bee-yootiful blonde but now he has to choose between telling the girl of his dreams that he loves her or being a homeless bum.
In voice-over:
Fez: When we first moved to Virginia we had a great apartment that was dirt cheap.
Ron: And we found out why it was so cheap.
*shot of J Dubs sitting in apartment building hallway super-gluing a baseball cap to his skull*
Fez: Our friend Crazy Jennifer said there was a great apartment in her building!
Ron: Dirt cheap! But it's a hotel for women. Okay. We made one adjustment.
*Ron and Fez dressed up in full drag*
Fez: Now these other ladies know us as Buffy and Hildegarde.
Ron: But they also know us as Ron and Fez, Buffy and Hildy's brothers. I am uh, crazy about the blond.
Fez: This experience is gonna make a great radio show.
Ron: See? It's all perfectly normal.
*cue theme music*
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