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CrazyClare

11-12-2003, 10:25 PM

What kinda player would you be?
Im streaky with a low slugging percentage.

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monsterone

11-12-2003, 10:30 PM

i vote for floor exercises/ baton twirling.

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shamus mcfitzy

11-12-2003, 10:30 PM

i'm an underpaid, overconfident right handed backup catcher who can hit knuckleball pitching.

Yerdaddy

11-12-2003, 10:31 PM

I'm a bitchy white trash figure skater with a grudge and a skanky sex tape floating around.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

Death Metal Moe

11-12-2003, 10:36 PM

I'm your Gold Medalist baby.

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ChrisTheCop

11-12-2003, 10:38 PM

one with a curse.

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TheGameHHH

11-12-2003, 10:38 PM

a player who didn't work hard enough to be any good

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sexy bastard

11-12-2003, 11:04 PM

a player that when hes hot hes hot but when hes in a slump its a major slump

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Steels

11-12-2003, 11:31 PM

The pretty one that gets all the endorsements.

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stickyfingers

11-12-2003, 11:43 PM

i'd be a quality utility guy like joe mcewing...I get in just about everygame, don't start, but still get to play...contribute in ways that only the trained eye recognize, but when it comes time to hand out the Kroton watch player of the game someone like DeathMetal_MikePiazza gets to go to the post game interview.

*kicks gatorade jug*

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Justice4all

11-13-2003, 12:06 AM

Underwater Basket Weaving

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Fallon

11-13-2003, 01:50 AM

I'd be 'The player to be named later' in trades.

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Pappy McSchmear

11-13-2003, 03:25 AM

Punch & Judy hitter. I love the bunt.

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Def Dave in SC

11-13-2003, 03:36 AM

I'd be a tras-talking, hard-hitting corner.

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DarkHippie

11-13-2003, 04:10 AM

I'd be the world-weary minor league catcher who mentors the brash young pitcher on the ways of life, love and baseball

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Furtherman

11-13-2003, 05:15 AM

Steve Bartman

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furie

11-13-2003, 06:17 AM

I'd be the over-rated, aging player whose best days were far behind him.

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Patches

11-13-2003, 06:53 AM

I'd be the 82 Mets...What do you remember about the 82 mets? Exactly.

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F**K THIS GAME

A.J.

11-13-2003, 06:56 AM

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A Skidmark production.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-13-2003, 06:59 AM

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Crippler

11-13-2003, 07:14 AM

I would be myself from age 6 to 18, whether it be baseball, football, or wrestling:

Fairly knowledgeable, extremely enthusiastic...but not very good. I guess that would make me...maybe...Joe Girardi?

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dingo

11-13-2003, 07:21 AM

I would hav e been cut from the team along time ago

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zoom2457

11-13-2003, 10:04 AM

I'm the last to get picked for the team... :mad:

And the first one to get traded for a cup of coffee

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

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JustJon

11-13-2003, 10:37 AM

oh, I'd definitely be the Team Captain.

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Crippler

11-13-2003, 11:36 AM

nothing to see here

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Heavy

11-13-2003, 11:47 AM

I'd be the one banging all the cheerleaders.

Does anyone get that?

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golfcourseguy

11-13-2003, 02:59 PM

Skewed Stats:Old 3rd year rookie with as many do-overs as at bats.

hit: patient, willing to look at a lot of pitches to find something to connect with.

pitch: only 1 start, mostly middle relief and closer work.
aims for the corners, throws a lot of off speed cornballs.

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walking joint

11-13-2003, 03:02 PM

i would continue to disappoint my parents

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keithy_19

11-13-2003, 03:07 PM

I'd be the guy who hits a homerun and on the way to second trips over his shoelaces and has a good laugh with the guys.

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Snoogans

11-13-2003, 03:10 PM

id be a streaky guy who steaks enough to keep the avg over 300, while jackin a long ball 20-25 times a year

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
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East Side Dave

11-13-2003, 03:12 PM

A mix between Eddie Gaedel and Pete Gray.

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Big Ass Mafia

Crippler

11-13-2003, 04:41 PM

Fear not, Dave, every team needs a one-armed midget. Just think of small your strike zone would be...your on base percentage would be sky high...you just might be the MVP.

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blakjeezis

11-13-2003, 05:28 PM

I'm already packing my bags for Cooperstown.

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IrishAlkey

11-13-2003, 05:34 PM

Lots of technical fouls and fines...

Very Rodman-esque...

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Tall_James

11-13-2003, 05:35 PM

I have the potential of Lebron James and the skills of Yinka Dare.

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Snoogans

11-13-2003, 06:10 PM

wow tall james, do you have 1 career NBA assist like yinka dare

thats right, 5 years in the league, ONE assist

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EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
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Snoogans

11-13-2003, 06:22 PM

can i change my mind and be the vince coleman of the board so i can cry my hamstring hurts and throw fire crackers at little girls

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mikeyboy

11-13-2003, 07:53 PM

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Reephdweller

11-17-2003, 07:31 AM

I'd be Ron Hassey

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