The "Washlet" Experience

[Steels]

This advertisement has been running on the "Food Network" for a few days now and I am basically speechless after viewing it each time. I GENUINELY laughed and thought it was hilarious until I realized it was an ACTUAL commercial and my jaw dropped. The customer experience "stories" are the most ridiculous and bizarre thing I have EVER seen on television. I'll include a link below to the website but you really need to see the commercial to understand how truly insane the "success" stories are.

http://www.washlet.com/default.asp

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[reeshy]

We cordially invite those who haven't experienced the unprecedented level of pleasure one derives from the Washlet


This is the line that sold me....I'm buying 2 of these babies.....to double my pleasure...double my fun...

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[sr71blackbird]

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I bet that stick gets covered in shit

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[Bill From Yorktown]

I know where they can get a good sound bite for that - "Did you wash your ass today?"

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[Death Metal Moe]

For maximum comfort, your Washlet uses a streamlined wand that extends to provide a soothing warm flow of aerated water for complete cleansing


Where did they get their definition of comfort from? The Marquis de Sade?

And does the toilet cuddle with you after the "CLEANING" is complete?

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[FUNKMAN]

And the nozzle automatically self cleans before and after each use...


yeah, it reaches out and grabs a wadd of toilet paper and wipes it's own ass...

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[HBox]

I guess we are at the point where anything that sounds even remotely French needs a new name. I'm just glad they didn't use "Freedom."

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