Akward moments in life.

[Heavy]

Many moons ago, my now terminated marriage was on the rocks. My wife became a bit of a whore. We were having a heated discussion about something in the car one day. During this conversation I hit "play" on the car stereo and then, like out of a movie

My girl, my girl, dont lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night.

Dead Silence for the rest of the ride.

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[furie]

Ok, so one day I'm sitting in the breakroom eating. There were 3 other people in there eating. This one guy is sitting at the other table facing me. And he's eating like an animal, eating mashed potatoes with his mouth open. He only closed his mouth to smack his lips. Now, this wasn't new to me, I'd been working there for 3 years.

But this one day I snapped. It had been a long stressful day, I was working my 7th consecutive 10 hour day and that was it. I yelled out "Garrity close your fucking mouth!" He looks up with those damn glassy cow eyes and says "Huh? What?" So I say" Close your fucking mouth or I'll close it for you! Jesus! How does your wife put up with you?" He goes "My wife's dead." I wasn't expecting that one. I didn't know what to say. So I just blurt out "Good!" and sat down.

It was akward after that.


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This message was edited by furie on 11-15-03 @ 11:54 PM

[FUNKMAN]

my sister-in-law had bought us a ceiling fan when we were first married. i had the boys over one night for a cardgame and a friend made a comment that is was 'cheap' and he was gonna get us a 'good' one. mind you 'at the time' i had no idea who gave it to us. not long after my sister-in-law and her husband were over and they made a comment about the fan and that it looked nice, well, the next few words out of my mouth were "yeah but my friend said it was" and for some strange reason my sister-in-laws husband cut me off and drew away her attention and i never got the 'cheap' part out...

man did i dodge a bullet and alot of embarrassment... i don't know if her husband had intuition or just doesn't care to hear me speak????

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[Heavy]

He goes "My wife's dead." I wasn't expecting that one. I didn't know what to say. So I just blurt out "Good!" and sat down.

Wow. "Good"? Wow. But werent you already sitting?

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[furie]

no, I stood up when I told him i'd shut his mouth for him. sorry, forgot to add that.


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I think we can decide it here that women aren't trustworthy and that we should be done with them.

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Well a man I respect a great deal always told me women were ugly and stupid.

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[sexy bastard]

when i was a teenager working in acme supermarket i was making small talk with a woman at my register and she looked very pregnant..and i asked her when she was due...and all she had to say to me was "excuse me?" then i realized she was not pregnant

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Don't you love it when you go off to the bathroom and then when you get back the waiter's brought your food?

I love that.

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[Katylina]

Well a man I respect a great deal always told me women were ugly and stupid.


That reminds me of that oldies song... If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. Go for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you... Hey man, I saw your wife the other day, and she was uuuuugly.... yeah she was ugly, but she sure can cook!

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I have this one friend who I used to always make Momma jokes to all the time, since that's what you did when you were 13 and had nothing better to do then take cheap shots at each other.

Well, tragically, his mother died on 9/11. And about a year later we were jokin' around and he said that I did something like "you eat ass" and I said "Your mom" and there was just complete silence for 3 minutes. I apologized to him cuz I didn't mean it like that, and I felt like such a dumbass (and for good reason) but it's happened a couple of other times too. Needless to say, I don't do Momma jokes anymore.

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Your Mom catching you jackin'.

Nuf said.

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[serVice]

Speaking of awkward moments, i've been considering posting something on this for awhile. i live in a building where everyone has to take the elevator to go up and down, and everytime anyones in the elevator with me or anyone else, we end up standing on opposite sides of the elevator and making sure not to make eye contact. It goes so far as, if anyone has anything in their hands(keys, shopping bags, phone, anything), they spend almost the entire time looking at it like theres something important there, or like they're gonna have to make a run for their door once the elevator door opens.
i've just been wondering about that for awhile now, why people do that, or if anyone else has noticed that going on in elevators. Sorry if this goes off the topic.

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[mdr55]

Back in Mississippi at one of my friend's house, while we were shooting pool downstairs in the basement, I went upstairs to use the bathroom. Someone was inside so I waited in the living room until whoever was inside was done. When I heard the door start to open, I started to make my way for the bathroom. Halfway there in the hallway, my friend's sister was coming out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel (she had just taken a shower). We both froze in our tracks and after a few moments of akwardness I blurt out the words, "Are you naked?". Ughhh......I turned my back and gave her a few minutes for her to get to her room. We never discussed this incident afterwards.

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one night i had to run to the store to get some condoms and flowers and whipped cream etc. (one of those pretty cool nights!) anyway when i get to the check out line who but the youth group leader at my church steps behind me in line. He starts asking me all these questions. Hows my faith going etc. And just in the middle of it the clerk says "Do you have a club card for these - there on sale" she was holding up the condoms. I weakly huffed to my old youth group leader "those are for someone else" Thats awkward!Text

[FUNKMAN]

Your Mom catching you jackin'.


Amen!

actually she never caught me but my 'nosey' pipsqueak little brother... mind you we were 5 sons with one bathroom. anyway, that bathroom had an indoor window, yeah inside a cold water flat and while i was 'takin care of business' the little punk peeked in through the window. he ran to Mom and said i was 'shaking my weener' I could hear him talking to her and 'boy!' did i have a 'redface/hand in the cookie jar look and feeling' and i made an excuse that "it was itchy and i was scratching it"...



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[Johnny Fontane]

I asked this girl that I had known for only a short while how her mother was doing...does she still have that drinking problem? I had never met her mother.

"WHAT?!", she replied.

I explained that this was just my clever little joke. Well, it turned out that her mother did in fact have a drinking problem.

Ah, the hilarity.

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[TheGameHHH]

A few weeks ago I was at one of my fraternity parties when I saw my buddy Mark walking some girl up the stairs. She was on crutches and our stairway is very narrow so she needed some assistance. Anyway I was wasted and they got to the top of the steps and I blurt out, "oh man, what did you do?" like asking her why she was on crutches. My buddy Mark looked at me and his jaw dropped, then he mouthed these following words to me, "Dude, she only has 1 leg!"..........talk about embarrassing.


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[Johnny Fontane]

"Dude, she only has 1 leg!"..........talk about embarrassing.


I had a boss with a fake leg. He got around pretty well...no crutches, and a relatively slight limp. When I first started working for him, I asked if he hurt himself. He told me he lost his leg to cancer whn he was a child. I told him that sucks. He said yeah, it does.

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We went out to the Dave And Busters on Long Island with a few married couples and the topic of conversation at our table was how much of a pain in the ass parents could be so I turn to my best friends wife and say with a big smile on my face, "Hey Aimee at least you don't have to worry about that anymore, ha, ha" , knowing that her father had committed suicide just a year ago. Needless to say the table went silent and to smooth things over I continued laughing and said "ha, ha, now I'm laughing at what a dick I am.these Bar Burgers are good."

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Ugh! A few years ago, my now ex-husband and I met up with two other couples for dinner. One couple was late so we sat and chatted with the other couple for about half an hour. The late couple shows up and I immediately go up to the wife and congratulate her on the news that she's pregnant. She bursts into tears and runs to the bathroom. Her husband runs after her. She had miscarried a few days before. I'm standing there, feeling like a complete asshole when the husband of the other couple says, "Oh, I guess you didn't know." Yeah, it might have been nice if you clued us in asshole!

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Being found without pants in a parking lot...

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[Justice4all]

When I was a teen-ager I went to one of the dances the all-girls school my school was affiliated with (I went to an all-male prep school). At the dance there was a girl who had Cerebal Palsy. I however, being the dumbass overly-smothered idiot that I am, thought she was drunk (as people tend to do at these dances once in a while). I said...'wow...your friend looks totally wasted...where is the booz?'
One of the girls just said..'why do'nt you shut up and just get outta here asshole?' I thought maybe I said it too loud and got them in trouble. Well someone I knew came up to me and he told me that the girl had CP....WOW did i feel like shit for the rest of the night.
At near the end of the night I owed it to her to apologize and I walked right up to her and did...even called myself an asshole and said it would be ok with me if she decided to laugh at me for the rest of the school year.
She was VERY gracious. And I was VERY humbled!
Chalk THAT up to a learning experience.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

"My wife's dead." I wasn't expecting that one. I didn't know what to say. So I just blurt out "Good!" and sat down.

It was akward after that.


i don't know. If i was at the table i would've almost definitely laughed histerically out of awkwardness at least.


I can't think of a moment right now that was that awkward for me, but in about March of 2002 (it was right after the Olympics, so i can only assume it was then) my friend and I are having a conversation about how absurd curling is, in the hallway of my school. My friend proceeds to crouch as if he was curling, and just then a girl that we vaguely knew walks out of a room into the hallway and catches my friend squating as if he is taking a crap on the floor. He never saw the horror on the chick's face, but she had looked at me as if this was my fault. I had to describe the look on her face to him later because he had just continued talking as everyone around him was silent.'

I'm also the king of saying inappropriate things when everyone else goes quiet. Once I was talking loudly in my school and said something like "that's why I hate Mexicans...". I literally got up and ran downstairs.....

[FUNKMAN]

not to be too graphic but one time i'm parked, in the drivers seat, and a hooker is yanking me(i was in negotiations). i happened to turn around and there are three cops looking down from a van that just pulled up.
they jump out of the van, the hooker jumps out of the car and they tell her to hold up. meanwhile i'm sitting there with my dingy hanging out and a cop opens the door and yells "get your dick back in your pants and get the fuck back to Jersey"

ah, the good o'l days
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The guy I work with has a glass eye. One day we were in his car and he starts rubbing his eye. Then all of a sudden he pops out his fucking fake eye. I didnt know he had a fake eye. I didnt know what to say. I just thought his eye fell out. Then he explained how he had eye cancer and they had to remove it. The whole time hes explaining he has the eye in his hand and hes looking at me with an empty eye socket. It was just a hole in his face. And I was trying to look him in the face as we were talking but i didnt want him to think I was stareing. Hes one of the nicest guys I ever met and I feel bad for him.

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[Melrapuo]

About two years ago I was dating this one girl and I knew something was up, cuz she was like flirting with the other guys when I got outta school, but it didn't seem too serious. But when we got on the bus, she asked me if it was ok if we stopped goin' out. Being the sorta shy guy that I am, I said it was ok, and just stared at this piece of paper in my hand for about 20 minutes. This same piece of paper, reading the same stupid lines over and over. I couldn't go anywhere, and I wanted to fuckin' run off the bus and scream, but I just sat there and wondered what went wrong. We only had been together for a few days, and we really didn't get a chance to do anything yet, but for something reason she just gave up. Dammit I hated that bus ride. My neck was even hurting from lookin at the paper for so long, but I didn't wanna erupt on the bus. I just kept my cool and didn't talk the rest of the way home.

My family never knew we went out, and they still don't, and never will. And that's yet another awkward moment in my life. Even though it sorta sucked too.

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[wilee]

A few years ago, I was seeing a girl and found out that she was cheating on me with one of my friends (happened to run by her place before work and his car was there, plus I had it confirmed by a another friend). I broke it off with her, without telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. A few weeks later, that friend calls me up about going out with a few people to see some movie (don't remember which one), and I stupidly said OK. He comes over to my place with a couple of our other friends and says to me "I called [my ex], and she's coming too- is that OK?" I said it was and said I had to make a phone call.

I called his ex-girlfriend (a girl both he and I knew since grammar school) and invited her to go, which she did. My ex was constantly giving me the evil eye and putting herself between me and the other girl, complimenting me and stuff. The girl I invited felt very uncomfortable until I pulled her aside and explained what was going on. She said that she'd give her something to watch, and she did. Shocked my "friend" too.

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[Justice4all]

A few years ago, I was seeing a girl and found out that she was cheating on me with one of my friends (happened to run by her place before work and his car was there, plus I had it confirmed by a another friend). I broke it off with her, without telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. A few weeks later, that friend calls me up about going out with a few people to see some movie (don't remember which one), and I stupidly said OK. He comes over to my place with a couple of our other friends and says to me "I called [my ex], and she's coming too- is that OK?" I said it was and said I had to make a phone call.

I called his ex-girlfriend (a girl both he and I knew since grammar school) and invited her to go, which she did. My ex was constantly giving me the evil eye and putting herself between me and the other girl, complimenting me and stuff. The girl I invited felt very uncomfortable until I pulled her aside and explained what was going on. She said that she'd give her something to watch, and she did. Shocked my "friend" too.




Wilee...you slick muther fucker! That is one cool chick you had on your arm. Anyone who does not get upset but rather tried to REALLY pisss of the girl who was acting like a bitch is awsome!
I wonder what she did to piss her off?
P.S. Your Ex should have remembered that you broke it off for a reason. Some people never learn.

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one time i was trying to be nice to a fellow board member but i addressed him by 'only' part of his boardname and he called me a 'fucking PRICK'...

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[wilee]

That is one cool chick you had on your arm.


Yeah, she was a great girl. After that we hooked up for a few months, then she went away to get her graduate degree and we lost touch. Shame really.

But as far as it goes, the ex really was something of a nut bar. I see her mother every once in a while and hear some of things she's pulled since and consider myself lucky.

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[Melrapuo]

Not wanting to make a new thread, so I'm resurrecting this thread cuz it sorta fits what's going on.

As I type this, there are two people outside my house in the middle of the street. The girl is crying because, the guy (her bf) just broke up with her, and she's trying to figure out why the hell he did it. It's awkard because I have the window wide open, and I don't want to turn around, but I feel bad for her.

Wow...the dude is cursing her off, she's hysterical, and I have popcorn right now to enjoy all of this (which I find appropriate).

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public break ups are are the most awkward event to watch.
the only thing better than watching a public break up is watching a public break up of friends while we're all on vacation.




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I remember returning to work right after my wife passed away.....I was sitting at my desk catching up on paperwork when a one of the new guys in my squad comes in and says " Hey. How's your wife and my kids?"...My partner smacked him in the back of the head and I just sat there and cried!

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[Jack_Doff]

The company I worked for placed a temp at an empty desk in my office that I share with two others. The guy was really annoying and we didn't want him there, but it was still incredibly awkward to be sitting there when he used the phone to call the temp agency in near tears saying, "I guess they don't need anymore help here...so if you could find anything else for me...I really need the money...I can work right away...I'll do pretty much anything..."

[stickyfingers]

bringing a new girl home when another girl was there waiting for me.

boy...that was bad.

or

Driving with a girl and I see some 'asshole' in the rear view mirror cutting people off, so when he gets up to me I start getting in his way and giving him the finger, and when he pulled up next to me I realized he was driving his pregnant wife to the hospital. Try explaining your way out of that one.


Girls + me = me doing something dumb

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She had D's, and hairy nipples

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[DreamWeaver]

I too witnessed a public breakup last week. I went into my bathroom to pee and the window, which is right next to the toilet which looks down on my driveway, was wide open. There was my roommates friend and his girlfriend sitting in her truck screaming. All I hear is, "YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD ACTOR MIKE, HOW DO YOU DO IT??? YOU SUCH A GOOD FUCKING ACTOR!!!" "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE YOU? OH THAT'S RIGHT, CAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD FUCKING ACTOR".

Poor Mike just sat there not saying a word. He gets out of the car and walks down the driveway. The end.

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[East Side Dave]

Maybe it was Michael Caine. In that case the girl was right.

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[Iamnotatool]

Nope, it was Michael Jackson and "she" was really a little boy.

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[kevcala]

One time when I was about 17, I was getting a drug test for a job and they sent my into the bathroom to pee into the cup. After I was done, I came out of the bathroom (which was in the middle of a long hallway) and I see this girl, about my age and pretty cute, at the end of the hallway just staring directly at me. Mind you I'm a socially awkward 17 year old holding a cup of urine. So we look at each other for a couple of seconds and then I look behind me and see an eye chart at the other end of the hall. . I had walked right into the middle of her eye test.

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[kevcala]

Oh, and another time in college I was talking to some girl I had just met and noticed she was looking at something behind me, so I said, "Look at me when I'm talking to you.", and she said "I have a lazy eye!".



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[Furtherman]

Kevcala, your awkward moments are comedy gold. Hilarious!

The most awkward moment ever for me was saying the "N" word infront of a cool kid who never deserved to hear that. It was an accident and not directed at him but man did I feel stupid. (I said n-please to a fellow cracker friend).

I've never said the word since. I still feel awful when I think about it and it was over 10 years ago.

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[JPMNICK]

one time in high school I walked into the football weight room during the summer and said "its hotter than a slave ship in here". i did not know there was the one black kid on our team working out that day. luckily he started to laugh and said "what the fuck do you know about slave ships". i felt so bad, but he took it lightly. He was a really col kid who is now in the air force.

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Once in high school, my friend who drove stopped by the bus stop one day and offered me and my friend a lift to school. This black guy who I always was friendly with since 1st grade also wanted a ride and so we all hopped into the car and off we went. As we were going we passed through this black area and this deli with a group of black's out front and like I dope I yell out the window.. "Hey you N___rs!!!" and I turn around back in the car laughing and Earl is sitting there right next to me and everyone is stone quiet....

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[TheMojoPin]

As we were going we passed through this black area and this deli with a group of black's out front and like I dope I yell out the window.. "Hey you N___rs!!!"

OK, it's clear why this was awkward...but why in God's name would you do this in the first place?

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[hyperspace]

i was once strapped to a bondage table by a beautiful blonde dom, when unexspectedly she ripped off her latex thong and straddled my face and grinded her pussy ass all over my face!!.. ok i need to be alone now.

[reeshy]

OK, it's clear why this was akward...but why in God's name would you do this in the first place?


To paraphrase Bill Clinton..."Because he could???"

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[TheMojoPin]

That's fuckin' bizarre.

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[Iamnotatool]

Too bad the bus didn't stop right there, and let your ignorant ass out.

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[cheezeemee]

I yell out the window.. "Hey you N___rs!!!" and I turn around back in the car laughing and Earl is sitting there right next to me and everyone is stone quiet....

That reminds me of the movie where artie lang mooned a bunch of ppl. I cannot remember the name

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[sr71blackbird]

I guess I did it because I was a bit of a clown with my friends and we had this thing were we would be jokingly racist or ethnist. Another time, another friend of mine did a very similar thing while I was in the car. The guy driving was a new friend of the group and he was Jewish, and as we went past a Temple, my friend leans out the window and yells "Heil Hitler!" the driver is like.. " Hey!!!! " and my freind had to live that one down too. Im sure Im not the only one here who ever had a group of friends that had racist humor. To this day I can joke about it with some people, but I dont think it makes me racist in the sence that Id hurt anyone or anything. Theres this friend I have that half PR and he always makes fun of spanish people and its just the way some people are, it doesnt mean your going out and lynching someone or preventing someones advancement or anything, and I am sure they do say the same stuff too.

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I guess I did it because I was a bit of a clown with my friends and we had this thing were we would be jokingly racist or ethnist. Another time, another friend of mine did a very similar thing while I was in the car. The guy driving was a new friend of the group and he was Jewish, and as we went past a Temple, my friend leans out the window and yells "Heil Hitler!" the driver is like.. " Hey!!!! " and my freind had to live that one down too. Im sure Im not the only one here who ever had a group of friends that had racist humor. To this day I can joke about it with some people, but I dont think it makes me racist in the sence that Id hurt anyone or anything. Theres this friend I have that half PR and he always makes fun of spanish people and its just the way some people are, it doesnt mean your going out and lynching someone or preventing someones advancement or anything, and I am sure they do say the same stuff too.

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[sr71blackbird]

Your right, it is just in fun and never meant to harm anyone. In both cases the black guy and the jewish guy were cool with it, but it was still akward and thats why I posted about it.

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[FUNKMAN]

one time i was taking a leak and i hear someone say "Ron, what are you doing?" I look down and i'm pissing on the stereo...

it was a rough night....

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[kevcala]

That reminds me of the movie where artie lang mooned a bunch of ppl. . . . then Norm pulls over and parks next to the movie line.

"Dirty Work" with Artie Lang and Norm MacDonald

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[Jack_Doff]

one time i was taking a leak and i hear someone say "Ron, what are you doing?" I look down and i'm pissing on the stereo...


Something similar happened to me. One night after drinking, I got up and went to the bathroom. What I forgot was I was in my girlfriend's room in college, not my room at home. Those old college beds were real narrow, so she was sleeping on the bed, I was on an aerobed on the floor. I got up, walked to where I thought the toilet was and started peeing on the foot of her bed. Needless to say, my girlfriend was a little surprised. She woke me up fully, I went into the bathroom and finished. When I came out, she made me sleep in the bed and she slept on the aerobed.

[Neogoon]

Your right, it is just in fun and never meant to harm anyone. In both cases the black guy and the jewish guy were cool with it, but it was still akward and thats why I posted about it.

The people you yelled at, and everyone else who heard you, didn't know you were making a funny.

Wait, I know: fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Hilarious.

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[TheMojoPin]

it is just in fun and never meant to harm anyone.

As we were going we passed through this black area and this deli with a group of black's out front and like I dope I yell out the window.. "Hey you N___rs!!!"

I'm completely missing something here.

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[Neogoon]

Dear Penthouse Variations,

I never thought it would happen to me...

I got up, walked to where I thought the toilet was and started peeing on the foot of her bed. Needless to say, my girlfriend was a little surprised.
...and that's how we were introduced to the wonderful world of watersports.

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[sr71blackbird]

I'm completely missing something here.


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[sr71blackbird]

Perhaps you missed the thread title, hm?

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[TheMojoPin]

But...why?

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[Reephdweller]

I'm completely missing something here.


It couldn't also have been perhaps that he was a kid back then, and possibly his sense of what to say and not say wasn't as sharp as it may be now could it?

We all do stupid things when we're kids. Maybe something different, but we all do things. This just happened to be his awkward moment.

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Oppsss...posted in the wrong thread.

[TheMojoPin]

It couldn't also have been perhaps that he was a kid back then

When, 1965?

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[sr71blackbird]

How is it possible to grow up and never be exposed to ethnic humor? Im not saying it wasnt very insensative of me to say what I said, I am saying that it was an akward moment. Are you saying that you have never chucked to yourself at a chinese joke or a black joke? That somehow you have grown up and never been exposed to this kind of humor? You never had friends that made off color jokes regarding other peoples ethnicity or apperance? It escapes me that your puzzled by the fact that I have the ability to know that I made a social blunder and admitted it in this type of thread with this thread title. This isnt a criticism of you, but your own mod quote (which you certianly have the ability to alter) can be interpreted as off color ethnic humor. Maybe I should be the one puzzled here, no?

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[TheMojoPin]

How is it possible to grow up and never be exposed to ethnic humor?

I didn't. I get jokes. A joke is a joke. Hee-hee. Hah-hah.

I yell out the window.. "Hey you N___rs!!!"

Where's the joke?

*EDIT* Forget it. I'm not trying to attack you, I'm just trying to understand that one particular incident. Personally, it strikes me as a very bizarre motivation to have. Yes, I'm very familiar with "ethnic" humor. No, I'm not adverse to tossing out awful jokes myself. No, I've never grown up with anyone who felt the urge to scream racial slurs at people we passed in a car. No, I'm not trying to come down on you, I'm just answering the questions you asked of me.

Let me put it this way...if you and I went to see a movie (Don't worry, I only make a move on the third date), and a couple black people walked on-screen, and I just suddenly screamed out, "HEY, LOOK AT THOSE NIGGERS!!!" wouldn't that strike you as a somewhat bizarre motivation on my part? Granted, *I* may have found it be hilarious, but wouldn't YOU be kinda weirded out by what I just did?

I dunno, I guess I'm looking at this like a lesson from a psychology class. I don't think you'd do this now, and you've said that it was clearly an awkward moment, so you know it was kinda "off." I'm not mad or anything...I'm more curious than anything else.

In the end, it's your world, not mine. I'm not trying to force anything on anyone.

And my mod quote is there because I like the album "Songs About Fucking" by the band Big Black, because it's a badass album. That's it. Personally, I find the humor in the album title. How others wanna take it, hey, that's not under my control.

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Yesterday I was playing golf and hit a ball WAAAY off course. I went up to the spot where it entered the woods and saw a guy glaring at me on the back porch of his house. He walked out a few feet and threw my ball back at me. I had obviously hit his house with this small hard ball at a velocity of well over 100 mph. Ooops. I gave him a lame "sorry" and continued with my game.

I didn't really care after the fact because this stupid fuck...

a. Chose to live on a golf course
b. Had a confederate flag hanging behind his ritzy New England golf course home.


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[sr71blackbird]

Maybe I read too much into what was being said. I looked at it as if I was the only one whos "akward moment" was being critisized. My stance is that since I didnt post what I said in a "Proudest moments in you life" thread, that my own akward moment was not something to be critical of and I didnt have to justify it, as no one else had to with theirs. I didnt mean to lash out as I did, but the tone has been set by others that made my response necessary, even though I might have been off base.
The humor I had at the time (20 some odd years ago) was such that my friends and I would say these things, but typically within our own group and not directed towards people. My freudian slip and social faux pas proved very akward and probably was the moment that I "grew up" and began to see that my words and actions had ramifications.


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[TheMojoPin]

Hey, I probably still overreacted.

It's hard to be sincere over the internet.

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