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Justice4all
11-17-2003, 12:56 PM
NEW YORK (CNN) -- Rush Limbaugh returned to his conservative talk show Monday after five weeks in a drug rehab center, declaring "the truth is now back on the airwaves" and promising to be the same host his listeners have "come to know, love and respect."
Yea too bad he will not be able to hear his listeners!
Whoops...sorry...forgot about his MIRACLE ear!
This is just proof positive that NY radio sucks even more.
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Spank Daddy
11-17-2003, 01:05 PM
Rush comes back to the radio
Good, cause it's been awhile since I heard "Tom Sawyer".
Justice4all
11-17-2003, 01:10 PM
Rush comes back to the radio
Good, cause it's been awhile since I heard "Tom Sawyer".
Ya know Furie is going to be pissed you took his joke from him!
Good music pull though!
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Good for him. Bad for everybody else.
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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 02:44 PM
Rush rules. Welcome back.
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DJEvelEd
11-17-2003, 04:39 PM
Rush in rehab:
Crackhead Leroy:"Yo yo yo Rush!! Yo I sucked dick for crack!! Now THAT'S an addiction. How much dick you suck for yo Oxycotyn foo?"
Dittohead Pillboy:"Let me first tell you that I've had my share of...
Crackhead Leroy:"Yo yo yo, You gonna finish that peach cobbler?"
Dittohead Pillboy: "Well I was going to save it for....... "
Crackhead Leroy: "Yo, You got a cigarette man?"
Dittohead Pillboy: "My formerly nicotine stained fingers have not touched a cigarette in...."
Crackhead Leroy: "You wanna smell my fingers? I was with Cuntstenchia in the Quiet Room"
Dittohead Pillboy: "What am I doing here with all these fucking commie liberal leftwing welfare taking fucks.
Crackhead Leroy:"You wanna play "Fort" after lights out?"
Dittohead Pillboy:"Can I put it in YOUR mouth this time?"
Crackhead Leroy:"OWOOGAWOOGAWOO!!!
Dittohead Pillboy:"Wash your ass and pick your scabs first, AIDS boy."
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Mike Teacher
11-17-2003, 04:42 PM
Rush rules. Welcome back.
Hell yeah Moe like the early shit like By-Tor and Cygnus and even 2112 when Geddy sounded like Plant and they were heavy as hell and then Moving Pic...oops... um, never mind.
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keithy_19
11-17-2003, 04:47 PM
Good, I'm glad. Now we have back the man with "talent on loan from God."
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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 04:53 PM
I have to admit that when he started, he was talking all this stuff they drove into his head in rehab about having to make himself happy, and being responsible for his own actions. Duh. And his voice sounded a little different too.
What happens to people? Do they forget these things over time?
So the 1st few segments were a little boring to be honest. He didn't give a play by play of the treatment, we got a lot of the stuff the told him.
But he dove into politics after awhile and it was the same old Rush.
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TheMojoPin
11-17-2003, 07:52 PM
Stop killing yourself.
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TheMojoPin
11-17-2003, 08:08 PM
Ugh.
I fully admit I did the stupid thing by reading this story, I should have just ignored it in the first place, but godDAMN, what a dipshit.
In his first broadcast after undergoing rehab for addiction to painkillers, Rush Limbaugh reassured his radio listeners Monday that he hadn't been turned into a "linguini-spined liberal."
A law enforcement source in Palm Beach County, where Limbaugh owns a $24 million oceanfront mansion, said last week that Limbaugh's drug use is still under investigation by the state attorney's office.
In the past, Limbaugh had decried drug use and abuse on his bluntly conservative show, arguing that drug crimes deserve punishment.
On his broadcast Monday, Limbaugh denied he was guilty of any hypocrisy in his attitudes toward drug crimes.
"I was a drug addict from about 1996, 1995 or whatever, to just five weeks ago," he said. "The truth of the matter is I avoided the subject of drugs on this program for the precise reason that I was keeping a secret."
"I have to admit that I am powerless over this addiction that I have," he said. "I used to think I could beat it with force of will. I used to think that I would be different, but I'm not."
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COME THE FUCK ON. I'd try and backpedal that fucking fast if I didn't think I'd shred my knees to the bone on the pavement. If he went and got the treatment and that was it, fine. But spew like THIS makes me want them to throw the book so fucking hard at him that he gets all the "punishment" he thinks drug users should get.
DIE.
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high fly
11-19-2003, 09:28 AM
Sure glad he's not being "phony" anymore.
What's the over/under on how long it'll be before he gets busted again for drugs?
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