Why dont they have...?

[sr71blackbird]

a little audible indicator to tell you that your cell phone call was disconnected so that you dont keep talking like an asshole and then when you dont hear a response from who your talking to and you look down and the phone's display says
"Call Ended..."???

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good idea! guess it happens to everyone. i do feel kind of foolish when it happens. then you are trying to figure out when exactly you got cut off.

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[Snoogans]

your phone doesnt have that?

my phone has a voice that says call ended when the person hangs up.

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[mikeyboy]

a little audible indicator to tell you that your cell phone call was disconnected so that you dont keep talking like an asshole and then when you dont hear a response from who your talking to and you look down and the phone's display says
"Call Ended..."???


My phone does that.

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[Arienette]

and then when you dont hear a response from who your talking to and you look down and the phone's display says "Call Ended..."you shouldn't complain. usually when i look down, the numbers are just still ticking away...

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[Reephdweller]

I hate it, I'll be rambling about something and then wait for a response, get nothing and think I'm in a version of the silent game. I then look down and see the call has ended, and I have to wonder how long it's been.

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Why dont they make Cable connection cheaper?


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[Snoogans]

duke why dont you try convincing your mom of DSL, then you dont have to install a phone line, and you calls will go through quicker

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[Mike Teacher]

Why dont they have...?


Nice! Ron and Fez have done a variation on this one; more specifically:

OK; It's now 2003. Back in the 50s and 60s, especially in Sci-Fi movies; they said by now, 50 years + later, we'd definitely have stuff that we most certainly do Not.

Why, in 2003, dont we have:

-Flying Cars

-Food Pills

-Those Rays that transport you

and Ron and Fez's pet peeve that usually gets the ball rolling:

-Why dont we have a Toilet that Cleans your Ass?!?!?!

You'd think by now we'd have this one tackled. But no; its still go in a hole and wipe, like its always been. Where's the Toilet where that beam that can transport you come out and transport all the nasty Klingons Outta there!!!!!

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[Snoogans]

mike they have toilets with a little fountain in it that will indeed do that. most rappers on cribs have them

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[mikeyboy]

-Why dont we have a Toilet that Cleans your Ass?!?!?!


I think we do. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/33995/page/The__Washlet__Experience.htm)

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[Snoogans]

For maximum comfort, your Washlet uses a streamlined wand that extends to provide a soothing warm flow of aerated water for complete cleansing. What's more, the Washlet offers a wide array of innovative features. There's a soothing warm air dryer. For additional comfort, a heated seat. We even took your olfactory senses into consideration by including an air purifier. And the nozzle automatically self cleans before and after each use. Of course, Washlets are designed for both men and women of all ages.

its possible that buy adding a newspaper subscription, this may be the greatest thing ever, and i intend on buying one of these

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[Snoogans]

and it comes with an LCD screen remote. now all i need is a tv in my bathroom and a bong and im set

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[Mike Teacher]

I'm pretty sure these toilets were brought up, and people called in and said they didnt work worth shit. Literally.

And come on, not to be the gross one; but some might need a 'gentle stream of water'. But some might need a Sandblaster.

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[Snoogans]

thats what the remote is for mike. you can change the pressure of the stream, as well as the air dryer, and the temperature of the seat. even if it doesnt clean that well, the air dryer and heated seat is still better than the toilet i have now


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[shamus mcfitzy]

a bidet helps you somewhat, but you still need to use some toilet paper. The water can only do so much unless you are actually sticking the nozzle in your ass. I'd definitely get one though.

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[Snoogans]

it has a wand that comes out to like right next to your ass shamus. like a telescoping nozzle and air dryer. shit id buy a toilet that only had a heated seat, this this is bonus

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[CrazyClare]

in response to losing phonecalls so often; when people dont respnd right away ill often go, "you there?" cause I think i lost the call but insted the person who Im talking to just thinks im an impatient retard.

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