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keithy_19
11-17-2003, 10:00 PM
My friend wants to go out with this girl whos a friend of the girl i'm "involved" with. He's never seen her in person but he wants to go out with her. He's fat. As much as I wanna say, "talk to her in person you freak. Lose some weight!" I can't but I don't feel like seeing him get upset. He always does with girls.

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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 10:04 PM
Well, I could go on about the person being more important than the look, but we live in a very shallow society, so tell Porky McChubberson to put the Ring Dings and pick up a Workout tape or he'll be alone..................

FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:06 PM
yea keith. listen to moe's advice and remember its coming from the most fit man in america



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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 10:07 PM
"HEY FAT KID! We HATE you!"

"Be lonely! Society despises a large child!"

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Arienette
11-17-2003, 10:07 PM
maybe he should start smoking up.

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monsterone
11-17-2003, 10:08 PM
get to the bus stop before he does so you can throw rocks at his fat ass. then hook a brother up- you'll need him later in life. you'll find out about that in monsterone's online advice column. next weeks topic, getting your buddy to jump on the gernade.

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:09 PM
but if he smokes, he would prob get lazy and fatter. in fact im still stunned that im not gaining weight somehow.
how old and fat is this kid?

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:11 PM
getting your buddy to jump on the gernade.

by GERNADE, do you mean ugly chick
oh oh the explosive, well why didnt you say that

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FUNKMAN
11-17-2003, 10:14 PM
just don't set it up as a 'date'... invite the two girls over when he's there and let them 'feel each other out' ... remember I said 'out', not 'up'...
;)

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:15 PM
which one has bigger tits?

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FUNKMAN
11-17-2003, 10:21 PM
which one has bigger tits?


Parcells

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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 10:21 PM
Are you sure he's not just phat?

That's an easy mistake to make.

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keithy_19
11-17-2003, 10:23 PM
My friend is 15 and must weigh about 300 pounds. H has big tits. And sometimes I hit him in the arm to watch the fat jiggle. Really fun stuff...

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:25 PM
no way he is 300 pounds
if he is 15, and weighs 300, buy him a bottle of gin and a hooker and apologize to him for the rest of his life in advance

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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 10:25 PM
I hit him in the arm to watch the fat jiggle. Really fun stuff...


You are an awesome person.

Will you be MY friend Douchy McSummerseve?

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Arienette
11-17-2003, 10:29 PM
I hit him in the arm to watch the fat jiggle. Really fun stuff...


You are an awesome person.

Will you be MY friend Douchy McSummerseve?
thank you, moe.

keith - you know for someone so self righteous, you're a real asshole.

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:29 PM
Douchy McSummerseve

thats ridiculously funny but moe thats so good i may now think your gay

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monsterone
11-17-2003, 10:33 PM
poopy mcshitdick, now that's gay.

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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 10:33 PM
i may now think your gay


You will think my gay is what?

I own no gay, Snoogs.

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:35 PM
the question is do you own summers eve


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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 10:36 PM
thank you, moe.


You can yell at him too Ari!

Try it! IT'S FUN!

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:38 PM
before you yell at him, keep in mind he is like 15

ok carry on

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EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
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monsterone
11-17-2003, 10:39 PM
i found a big bag of gay on the side of the road with the initials dmm on it. if anyone knows who the rightful owner is, pm me, so i can return it.

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keithy_19
11-17-2003, 10:39 PM
keith - you know for someone so self righteous, you're a real asshole.

Well, I've been called worse. And if slapping his arm to watch the fat jiggle makes me an asshole, then I'm guilty as charged.

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:40 PM
why the hell would you wanna do that. there is this thing called tv and this thing called sports ya know


http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-17-2003, 10:40 PM
Keith,

The kid is 15 and 300 lbs (according to you). Ridiculing him isn't going to help him. If you really are his friend, you'd try to get him some help. He may be depressed. He may even have a physical problem.

Don't be a dick.



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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:41 PM
maybe he drank a bunch of weight gainer thinkin it would just make him buff like cartman

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 10:43 PM
No, that's joking around. You know what makes you an asshole Keith? The way I see you talk about people on this messageboard. And the way you tell us you treat people who are supposed to be your friends.

You're the kind of kid I disowned in High Shcool. Change your ways.

I'd say find more people who are like yourself, but you wouldn't be able to stand each other.

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:44 PM
its more of this bad parenting today moe. the society is poisoning children

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keithy_19
11-17-2003, 10:44 PM
Don't be a dick.


Yes mam...





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grlNIN
11-17-2003, 10:46 PM
I would love to slam my fist into your face.

Fifteen year-old or not.

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shamus mcfitzy
11-17-2003, 10:46 PM
Well, I've been called worse. And if slapping his arm to watch the fat jiggle makes me an asshole, then I'm guilty as charged.


ok Asshole McCochshund

This message was edited by shamus mcfitzy on 11-17-03 @ 10:56 PM

Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 10:47 PM
Don't be a dick.


Yes mam...

http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/keithbobeefy1.gif


And don't you EVER fucking disrespect Death Metal Fuzzybutt!

You want a fucking problem? You secure that shit, Hudson.

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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 10:49 PM
Pussy. All the people in here are reading you the riot act for your ignorant statement, and you decide to crack wise to one of the few ladies in here?

Big man.

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FUNKMAN
11-17-2003, 10:49 PM
I can't but I don't feel like seeing him get upset


cut Keith some slack... he's having a little bit of a tough time because he's being 'caught' in the middle. he cares about his friend and i'm sure he doesn't want to see his friend get hurt which there is a 'good chance' may happen. but he can't solve his friends problem with his weight.

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:51 PM
but he doesnt have to mock him about it FUNK

the only good thing is, thats the type of motivation he needs to lose all that weight and then come back and steal your GF to shove it up your ass

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

keithy_19
11-17-2003, 10:52 PM
No. I'm not a dick. I was a dick. I don't make comments about him anymore or do anything that would make him upset. I've become a better person and because of all of the negative response I will leave my dickish ways and become a better man.

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Don't worry bout me I'm gunna make it alright-Rancid

keithy_19
11-17-2003, 10:54 PM
I didn't mean to disrespect Alice. If it came off that way I'm sorry.

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Don't worry bout me I'm gunna make it alright-Rancid

Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:54 PM
good lord. first off, saying that isnt goin to stop the assault. just ride it out.

and 2, dont lie, your not gonna change shit because of us, and good. dont change for people, if you think you need to better your self, take care of it, but dont do it cause someone else told you.

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

FUNKMAN
11-17-2003, 10:55 PM
like nobody has ever fucked with their friends calling them names like 'fag'or 'fatman' or 'football head' or made jokes about their mom... he's 15...

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 10:57 PM
i never would poke one to watch it jiggle.

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 10:59 PM
dont change for people


No, do what I tell you.

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FUNKMAN
11-17-2003, 11:00 PM
never would poke one to watch it jiggle.


how about 'smoke one' ?

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 11:01 PM
No, do what I tell you

smoke crack and worship satan?

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
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MHasegawa
11-17-2003, 11:01 PM
I'm doing my best to derail this.

Snoogans talks too damn much. Keep your dirty trap shut for once.

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 11:03 PM
Snoogans talks too damn much. Keep your dirty trap shut for once.

dont get me started today, i had a bad time at the dunkin donuts and im ready to go there

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

shamus mcfitzy
11-17-2003, 11:04 PM
Keith just comes off as weak-willed. Like he has morals, but once it goes past the things that he's completely stuck up about, he is clay. Or at least it comes off that way. It really gives goody too-shoes like me a bad name :)

MHasegawa
11-17-2003, 11:07 PM
Snoogans talks too damn much. Keep your dirty trap shut for once.

dont get me started today, i had a bad time at the dunkin donuts and im ready to go there

And that's supposed to scare me how?

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 11:07 PM
now i wanna derail this too....
listen emmanual brandon boyd jimi hendrix bruce lee lookin bitch, your just mad cause your brother shigatosi betrayed you buy goin to the mariners

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

JPMNICK
11-17-2003, 11:53 PM
You have been friends with this kid for how long?? And you have been dating this girl for how long, oh, wait, this is the girl who smokes weed right? The one who you didn't think was a good person because she smoked. I bet your friend has stuck up for you a lot more than she ever has. So throw the kid s fucking bone and set him up. It will make his week, how many other people would do that for him? i am sure here friend will not like him, but that not your fault. let her decide that, not you. He will appreciate it more than you ever know. When I was in highschool there was a fat dorky kid no one ever hung out with. We were friends since kindergarten and grew apart through the year. Whatever. I got tickets to the O&A game, buy now we were in college. Even though me and "all the cool kids" were going, I purposly did not ask one of my close friends to come and asked the fat kid. Yea he stood out and no one really likes him, but 3 years later everytime i see him around town he talks about how awesome that was. Sometimes its the little things.

CrazyClare
11-18-2003, 02:35 AM
I think we have all learned a lesson here:
Dont befriend fat people.

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Steels
11-18-2003, 02:51 AM
Dont befriend fat people.

Befriend THIS!

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sr71blackbird
11-18-2003, 06:46 AM
Why not just ask the pot smoking girl your "involved" with if her freind likes whales?
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dingo
11-18-2003, 11:03 AM
"I think we have all learned a lesson here:
Dont befriend fat people. "


unless you want to be the good looking one in the group or the fat person is the Chris Farley type who has a lot of money and loves to party and if you are lucky when he ODs he will leave you money for being nice to his fat ass

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Death Metal Moe
11-18-2003, 11:31 AM
Dont befriend fat people.

Befriend THIS!

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Easily Moe's pick for Best Post of the Week.

Hey! I need an icon for that!

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11-18-2003, 11:39 AM
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zoom2457
11-18-2003, 12:03 PM
Why do I get the feeling that you are the fat kid???

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Bama
11-18-2003, 12:06 PM
You should always throw your wingman a bone whenever possible. That's in the guy's code. You need to read your handbook.

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Melrapuo
11-18-2003, 11:00 PM
Keith, almost ever single one of your threads are never about happy stuff. And this one is no exception. Although, this is the best place to find some funny posts.

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11-19-2003, 08:43 AM
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Jesus Christ, Remind me to block this idiot's website from my computer...

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high fly
11-19-2003, 11:39 AM
Introduce your friend kinda casual - like.
Work it so it looks like an accidental encounter (don't tell him ahead of time that you're gonna meet).
Some time beforehand, mention to him that she doesn't like being crowded, that she just HATES that, cuz that's what he's gonna do.

BAMANATION is right about throwing your wingman a bone.
He'll be your friend long after the chick is gone.



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keithy_19
11-19-2003, 04:28 PM
Eh, he got turned down because shes interested in someone else. He took it surprisingly well. Probably because she let him down nice. Or maybe he started to get some otugh skin. Whatever. Its good.

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shamus mcfitzy
11-19-2003, 04:34 PM
Or maybe he started to get some otugh skin.


who are you to say anything about tough skin? You cower before any criticism on this board. I'm surprised you haven't apologized yet. So I guess I can say YOU are starting to get tough skin and are actually sticking with your asinine statements.

This message was edited by shamus mcfitzy on 11-19-03 @ 4:35 PM

Snoogans
11-19-2003, 04:52 PM
this chick is rockin your bro on the dance floor...
But she's towin an anchor, a Jr Investment banker, whose talkin bout herself and not much morreeeeee....whoaoa..
So buy her a beer, its the reason your here, mighty wingmannnnnn, ya takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dreammmmm....wingmaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn

sorry i had to do that. anyway keith, my only advice to you know is just give and and stop digging your own hole

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EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
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DarkHippie
11-19-2003, 05:08 PM
listen to Iceman, "never leave your wingman"

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keithy_19
11-19-2003, 07:58 PM
Hold up, I need to start getting tough skin? I don't wanna make enemies or have people dislike me on the board, so I apologize when people get pissed at me. And I have tough skin sir. So fuck off.

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Don't worry bout me I'm gunna make it alright-Rancid

Snoogans
11-19-2003, 09:39 PM
dont apologize. thats not a tough skin. they dont want sorry, they want to mock you. dont apologize, dont fight it, it only makes it worse

or maybe dont say dumb shit

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EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
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mikeyboy
11-19-2003, 09:56 PM
or maybe dont say dumb shit


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Snoogans
11-19-2003, 10:04 PM
i wish i woulda got a cowbell for singing wingman

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shamus mcfitzy
11-19-2003, 10:06 PM
or maybe dont say dumb shit


that would be for the best. But definitely don't apologize. It's better for people to hate you then not respect you.

Arienette
11-19-2003, 10:16 PM
It's better for people to hate you then not respect you.what if you could have both?

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SatCam
11-20-2003, 04:44 PM
so I apologize when people get pissed at me. And I have tough skin sir. So fuck off.

Dont use the F word to me, you little perv.

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high fly
11-20-2003, 04:53 PM
He was just being nice.
Except for the "fuck off" part.

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Death Metal Moe
11-20-2003, 07:41 PM
Is this stupid thread still going? Jesus.

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DarkHippie
11-20-2003, 08:13 PM
i can hardly wait till your fat friend reaps his vengence, hopefully involving a pie eating contest, castor oil, and a whole lotta puke.

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