Ive never had 2 woman at the same time

[Scuba_Steve]

except for now, and I dont know what to do. Im a horrible liar and as stupid as I am I told both of them that Im having a house party this weekend. Now this one is from out east and she wants to spend the weekend which really means she wants to fuck. The other one lives about 20 minutes or so from me, and I know she wants to hang out too. Now you cant have them at the same place at the same time or else it wont look to good. What would you do?

[IrishAlkey]

I never fucked a ten.

Never fucked a ten...

But, one night, I fucked five two's...

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[stickyfingers]

don't bring one home when the other is already there

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[IrishAlkey]

Holy shit!

You're smart!

Sign my penis.

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[A.J.]

But, one night, I fucked five two's...


Sounds like you did the starting lineup of a WNBA team.

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[IrishAlkey]

Ever see Gorillas in the Mist?



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[Doctor Manhattan]

I thought you meant 2 woman at the EXACT same time, like the 3 of you in the same bed. That is the coolest. I've only done that once, but it was SOOOOO cool. I think it would be very weird to keep doing that with the same people, so you have to find two one night stands willing to do that and these days that's so dangerous.

Back on topic, you're a dirty cheater and deserve what you get. :p Just dump one and spend your time with the other before you get caught, unless you think they both might be into some 3-way action.

I could fucked a 7 and a 3 on the same night. But I wasn't thinking of math and the 3 was a real turn off. They were really good friends and I just thought it wouldn't be safe, if you know what I mean.

I've been STD free all this time, like to keep it that way.

so again, my advice: Dump one unless you think they'd be into doing you at the same time, you're gonna get caught soon if you don't stop it now.

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[Justice4all]

Are you dating any one of the exclusively? If not then you are good to go. Just explain that you have a friend from out of town and you want to spend time with her. Then see your local chick on friday night and maybe on sunday night and spend all day saturday in bed with the out of towner.
If you ARE cheating on the girlfriend...well then it is up to you how to handle it.
But if not...just have fun this weekend...make sure you are 'away; from your cellphone any time you are with one or the other.

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[JohnnyCash]

Go for them one at a time. You have a better chance that way. If you try to get both at the same time you might lose both of them.

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[A.J.]

Ever see Gorillas in the Mist?

Only the part where the poachers hacked off the head and hands of the gorilla...



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[East Side Dave]

Ive never had 2 women at the same time


Me neither! That's why I watch pornography! They sometimes have scenes with two women at once! And some scenes are interracial! And some scenes have "little" people in them (that's what you're supposed to call midgets these days). And some scenes have clowns and animals! Can I come to your party with my tapes? We can watch the one with the clowns in it! Will your two "lady" friends be there? Do they like clowns?











..........clowns!

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[Jennitalia]

Are you dating any one of the exclusively? If not then you are good to go. Just explain that you have a friend from out of town and you want to spend time with her. Then see your local chick on friday night and maybe on sunday night and spend all day saturday in bed with the out of towner.
If you ARE cheating on the girlfriend...well then it is up to you how to handle it.
But if not...just have fun this weekend...make sure you are 'away; from your cellphone any time you are with one or the other.



spoken like a true whore

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[sr71blackbird]

The closest I ever came was having 2 in the same day. I didnt respect myself afterward though, I felt like I was the dirtiest son of a bitch on the planet for being a cheat, and for leading someone else on. Never again. Unless they both want me at the same time :p

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[blakjeezis]

I did, once, a loooong time ago. My junior year in high school, I would guess. I didn't actually poke either of them, just some "heavy petting" (unfortunately the petting wasn't the only thing that was heavy, but I digress) in the back of a car. It was cool though, especially when you're 16. I had a smile on my face for days. I thought, "This is it! 2 women today, tomorrow it's 4, then the sky is the limit!" But, no. I hit rather a long dry spell after that. Ah well, if not for teenage rejection, I wouldn't be the raging, bitter, spiteful, disaster of a human being now. See? It balances out.

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[uncleryan]

it's as simple as this - assuming both of them would be heartbroken if they found out before you told one of them. Tell the girl from around the way that a girl that youve slept with is coming to the party but you guys arent involved anymore. See how she responds. If she cool about it then tell the girl from out of town that your seeing someone else but you would still love for her to come out. then you wont be stressed and have a horrible time. However if around the way girl starts trippin then tell out of towner that an emergency came up and you wont be in town this weekend and get a rain check. Bottom line - make around the way girl your priority.

If you decide to grow king kong size kahunas and have both over without saying anything - Watch "How to be a Player" starring Bill Bellamy. Its a guy in a party who handels your exact situation in the utmost fly way.

Good luck and hopefully good "F"in,
Uncle Ryan

[Scuba_Steve]

well as luck so has it, this one girl who wanted to spend the weekend cant cause she has to dog sit or some crap like that. SO I figure Ill hang out with her Friday night, and hang out with this other chick Sat and Sunday increasing my chances of getting laid, and preventing any problems woith hanging out with both of them!

[Bill From Yorktown]

as Ronnie would say - pussie. Decide on 1 or the other and break up with the other one. Case closed.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I think you should just go gay.

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[high fly]

Don't get your hopes up.
I mean, it was you or the dog and look what she chose...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Justice4all]

Are you dating any one of the exclusively? If not then you are good to go. Just explain that you have a friend from out of town and you want to spend time with her. Then see your local chick on friday night and maybe on sunday night and spend all day saturday in bed with the out of towner.
If you ARE cheating on the girlfriend...well then it is up to you how to handle it.
But if not...just have fun this weekend...make sure you are 'away; from your cellphone any time you are with one or the other.



spoken like a true whore

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Ohhhh yea baby! Gotta love them 2 am booty calls!
Just call me Duece Biggalo! (laughs at himself)

But in all seriousness...if he is able to see other people....why not have fun? Again...this is providing his lady-friends also have that same option when they are not with him.

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