Which Board Members Should Be on Reality Shows?

[mikeyboy]

If you could choose any RF.net board members to be on a reality show, who would you choose? If you want, you can even choose which reality show they should be on.

Personally, I'd pick East Side Dave, Death_Metal Moe, and Silera.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Personally, I'd pick East Side Dave, Death_Metal Moe, and Silera.



I'd also ad Natrone_Means to annoy everyone else on that same show

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Personally, I'd pick East Side Dave, Death_Metal Moe, and Silera.



I'd also ad Natrone_Means to annoy everyone else on that same show


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[EndangeredFeces]

How about EndangeredFeces, Death_Metal Moe, bamanation, shock_poster, Nipsey, niggy, Frank Black and KeithboBeefy.

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[smiler grogan]

Coco

[Tall_James]

SatCam should be on "Kids Say The Darndest Things"


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[shamus mcfitzy]

I'd also ad Natrone_Means to annoy everyone else on that same show


if i annoyed everyone half as much as you guys pretend i did, then I am incredibly proud. You do know he was only around for 12 hours, right...?

[Justice4all]

I actually almost made it onto a reality show....interesting story.

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[Snoogans]

i never get respect. id be the most entertaining person on any fuckin show

just dont count on me for these physical taks or whatever those are called

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[Bama]

NATRONE MEANS.....FOREVER

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[Snoogans]

dont make me start an otis anderson character


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[IrishAlkey]

Coco


Getting beaten on Cops?

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[Bama]

dont make me start an otis anderson character


We still wouldn't like you even if you had a board character.



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This message was edited by bamanation on 11-20-03 @ 12:27 AM

[shamus mcfitzy]

Don't be gay, Snoog. NATRONE was and will always be the most dominating running back, nay, football player, to ever play the game. As NATRONE would always say: "NATRONE MEANS will beat ya mom's like i'm some kinda ape, and then I'll skullfuck her 'till the baby Jesus cries!!!!" Oh NATRONE, when will you learn?

[Yerdaddy]

i never get respect. id be the most entertaining person on any fuckin show

We don't need another Puck. :)


I'm gonna break character and say: the ones with the biggest tits.

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This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 11-20-03 @ 12:55 AM

[Snoogans]

that one hurts man. puck?

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[Bama]

No doubt. More chicks on this show and less guys. Nobody wants to watch a sausage fest.

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[Snoogans]

Don't be gay, Snoog. NATRONE was and will always be the most dominating running back, nay, football player, to ever play the game

he dominated football like i would dominate a marathon

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[Bama]

Stop making fun of Natrone, Puck.



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[Death Metal Moe]

OK, for real? Me, Mojo, Alice S., JustJon, Todd EVF, Chickenhawk, Tall James, Heckler, Irish Alkey, Angle Amy, Perrynoid, LT Rooster, Dyanmite K, InkGirl, Monsterone, Mikeyboy, grlnin, the Chairman, Se7en and guttersnipe all get dropped off on an island like Survivor. We break into 2 tribes: The Whatleezors and the Benningtongas.

We all get to bring one item from out homes. Then we have to do shit on the island, and do physical challenges like Double Dare.

It's GOLD. Then when Jeff Probst shows up, both tribes beat him to death and hanghis head on a stake at the tribal council.

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[Yerdaddy]

that one hurts man. puck?

Puck's cumshot? :)

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This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 11-20-03 @ 12:56 AM

[FUNKMAN]

I'd pick East Side Dave


somehow the word 'reality' and the legend 'East Side Dave' don't seem to go together...

doesn't make him a bad person...
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[Justice4all]

OK, for real? Me, Mojo, Alice S., JustJon, Todd EVF, Chickenhawk, Tall James, Heckler, Irish Alkey, Angle Amy, Perrynoid, LT Rooster, Dyanmite K, InkGirl, Monsterone, Mikeyboy, grlnin, the Chairman, Se7en and guttersnipe all get dropped off on an island like Survivor. We break into 2 tribes: The Whatleezors and the Benningtongas.

We all get to bring one item from out homes. Then we have to do shit on the island, and do physical challenges like Double Dare.

It's GOLD. Then when Jeff Probst shows up, both tribes beat him to death and hang his head on a stake at the tribal council.



There is a reason why I come on late at night to read posts and this is one of them!
I have a question for ya DMM? When you dreamed up this little event..did you rub your hands together and make a very creepy mad-scientist like laugh? Because I can see that Chesire-cat eck. smile comming from you as you wouyld strike the final blow to remove his head!

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This message was edited by Justice4all on 11-20-03 @ 1:05 AM

[IrishAlkey]

My vote goes to the Death Metal Moe Schmoe Show, where rf.net finds a loveable loser to focus their entire message board around. Unbeknownst
to him every "Moe rules!" was scripted, and even his loyal friend Todd was an actor.








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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 11-20-03 @ 1:31 AM

[F1Gm3nT]

Yo I'd be great on one of them reality shows yo... fo sho

[Snoogans]

Snoogans reality show
1)Snoogans
2)whoever on here smokes weed (bonus points if your adept at cultivation)
3)Natrone Means, need someone to bag on
4)the soon to be OTIS ANDERSON

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[Death Metal Moe]

I have a question for ya DMM? When you dreamed up this little event..did you rub your hands together and make a very creepy mad-scientist like laugh? Because I can see that Chesire-cat eck. smile comming from you as you wouyld strike the final blow to remove his head!


Listen Justice, I always appreciate it when people dig my posts, but I think you're more Pro-Moe than I am at this point!

Chill homes!

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[grlNIN]

OK, for real? Me, Mojo, Alice S., JustJon, Todd EVF, Chickenhawk, Tall James, Heckler, Irish Alkey, Angle Amy, Perrynoid, LT Rooster, Dyanmite K, InkGirl, Monsterone, Mikeyboy, grlnin, the Chairman, Se7en and guttersnipe all get dropped off on an island like Survivor. We break into 2 tribes: The Whatleezors and the Benningtongas.



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This message was edited by grlNIN on 11-20-03 @ 1:10 AM

[mikeyboy]

Mojo,


To be on a reality show, don't you have to be a real person?

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[fluffernutter]

I'll take charge of graphics and rolling credits. I need more for my resume.

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[Bama]

I don't know if anyone on this board is zany enough to be on my reality show.

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[Snoogans]

We don't need another Puck.

ok pedro. take your black boyfriend and get outta my house

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[Bama]

HAHAHAHA

Puck is much better than Pedro. Puck banged Rashhhell. Too bad she ended up with that lumberjack guy.

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[gone]

OK, for real? Me, Mojo, Alice S., JustJon, Todd EVF, Chickenhawk, Tall James, Heckler, Irish Alkey, Angle Amy, Perrynoid, LT Rooster, Dyanmite K, InkGirl, Monsterone, Mikeyboy, grlnin, the Chairman, Se7en and guttersnipe all get dropped off on an island like Survivor. We break into 2 tribes: The Whatleezors and the Benningtongas.


i see orgies and us beating the shit out of one another

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[Snoogans]

Puck is much better than Pedro. Puck banged Rashhhell. Too bad she ended up with that lumberjack guy.

didnt puck try to nail that fat blond chick too. he took her and rachel to that rock thing one day. man that was the best real world. that and the one with david stealing that whatever her name was's blanket

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[Bama]

I don't remember the fat blonde chick stuff. I wouldn't put it past her. She was the dumbest girl ever.

The Vegas real world was the best though. I stopped watching after that abortion of a fourth season but good old Trichelle brought me back.

I want Trichelle on my show. What a whore. OHHHHHHHHH

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This message was edited by bamanation on 11-20-03 @ 1:39 AM

[Mothball]

put Snoogans on "Way Below Average Joe". Drop him off in a womens prison and we can bet if he gets laid, even with money taped to his body. :)

[Snoogans]

stop with the fuckin smiley faces fag. you wanna insult me be a fuckin man about it

and damn dont be so obsessed, im not the one startin 30 topics about nothing that matters to anyone who isnt a house wife in Iowa

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[Bama]

Damn, Snoogans, I had a zinger

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This message was edited by bamanation on 11-20-03 @ 2:30 AM

[Snoogans]

i know, sorry bro, i saw it though and it was funny
just edit your post and quote his and put it again, its was good

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[Bama]

The moment has passed

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[MHasegawa]

I'm not wearing socks.

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[high fly]

I wanna be the Orson Beane guy on "To Tell The Truth".

Let's put KATYLINA, SILERA and CRAZY CLARE on "Sex In The City".

I nominate MOJOPIN to host "Jeopardy".

AJINDC gets his own "Crossfire"- type show, but he also gets a 33 ounce Louisville Slugger to whack guests with.

CHRIS THE COP doesn't get "Cops" like some might think. No, he needs room to stretch out, I say we pair him with TERROR for one bitching version of "American Detective".

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[JustJon]

Yo I'd be great on one of them reality shows yo... fo sho

You mean that isn't you on the latest season of Real World?

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[Green Lantern]

Snoogans reality show

The Snoogans eXperiment.

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[guttersnipe]

i see orgies and us beating the shit out of one another

simultaneously.



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[TheMojoPin]

Like I'd have anything to do with you people.

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[guttersnipe]

Like I'd have anything to do with you people.

Yeah, we noticed.

We'll give you a Turing Test and put you on this show instead!

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Just call me Gigolo Mojo.

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Mojo's love is real, but he is not.

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[SatCam]

We need a fear factor... I'd be the douchebag host.
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[high fly]

C'mon, gang! Which one should I be on?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hosp]

I've tried to apply for Big Brother for a few years now, but I always just missed the deadline, this time I'm getting it in way early. I think I'd have everyone beat withing 3 weeks.

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[Bestinshow]

I should go on a reality show because i would win. Nobody would try to knock me off because nobody would realize I was even there.

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[high fly]

Well sure, after all, you're the best.

We all know that. Nothing new there.

You could be a judge, though.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[IrishAlkey]

I felt a strange breeze when scrolling between Hosp and high fly's posts.

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[Jennitalia]

i'd probably be the house whore if i were on one.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Nobody would try to knock me off because nobody would realize I was even there.


I think I was married to you once.

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[IrishAlkey]

ZING!

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[Black Lazerus]

I would be on but all the white people would gang up and kick me off.

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[MHasegawa]

Token.

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[IrishAlkey]

They wouldn't kick you off for being black.

They'd kick you off for being an idiot.

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[East Side Dave]

I'd like to be on that reality show ER, because I'd like to armwrestle the Croation doctor (Checkov) and then save some blind girl's life by giving her flashlight-glasses. Then Noah Wiley would cheer me and would say, "You should have been on 'Dinner With Five with Jon Favreu,' Dave. Not me. I never could have given a blind girl flashlight-glasses." I'd thank Noah. I would. Then I'd armwrestle Jon Favreu and drunkenly yell at Dom DeLoiuse for having no right to be at the dinner, making him cry.

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[Black Lazerus]

They wouldn't kick you off for being black.

They'd kick you off for being an idiot.

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[IrishAlkey]

Taking that stance discredits your premise.

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[high fly]

If I can't be Morey Amsterdam, then I want to be a mad scientist somewhere.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hosp]

I felt a strange breeze when scrolling between Hosp and high fly's posts.


Sorry, I had a lot of kidney beans with my salad at lunchtime.

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[StupidGirlllll]

I think that Steels would be a good choice...he can play like the mystery character with a torid past..he is trying to forget...

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[high fly]

It's not ME, I tell ya, it's the dog.



" and they ask me why I drink"

[high fly]

I wouldn't do good on a realty show.
All that closing cost shit and all...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Bestinshow]

Yeah but think of the tax deductions.

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[Bestinshow]

It's not ME, I tell ya, it's the dog.


Why does everyone blame everything on the dog? What about the freakin cat and the freakin bird?

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[IrishAlkey]

I bet you stub your fingers posting.

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[Bestinshow]

and doing other things.....................

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[IrishAlkey]

There's that fuckin' breeze again...

Somebody close the window.

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[Mike Teacher]

We'll give you a Turing Test


1. Holy Shit someone else knows what the Turing Test is, nice G-Snipe!

2. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw but No One wants me? Am I that annoying? I can be the professor and make a radio out of coconuts. Only problems is I'm not gay and I'd be too busy being the Creamy Filling of the Mary Anne/Ginger Oreo Cookie Sandwich.


Damn!!!!


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[IrishAlkey]

That's why we don't want you.

You'd choose to make a radio out of the coconuts instead of a bra.

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[Death Metal Moe]

How about "The Moe" just like The Mole. There's a group of people and ONE of them is a plant that answers to ME!

The rest is up for discussion.

And why do the best ideas for these shows always involve me?

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[IrishAlkey]

Because I came up with the first one.

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[high fly]

Ok, if I can't be a mad scientist or Morey Amsterdam, then I wanna be the old masher guy on Laugh In.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[EQ]

.." the old masher guy on Laugh-in ".

HighFly, I think the 'masher' spot has already been taken many times over.

( Tall James, Gvac, Jersey Rich, Moe, Comment? )

Moe, I'd challenge you to an Iron Chef contest..but I'm afraid you would be disqualified right away for his overuse of bacon in every dish.

Either that..or Hey Fuzzy, dear.

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[JustJon]

( Jeez, we would be so lame...it would be like a slumber party )
With nighties and pillow fights and feathers flying everywhere...?

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[East Side Dave]

I want to be on that reality show "This Just In Michael Jackson Arrested." It seems like a fun show! I've heard that contestants can even play with dolls!

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[Hosp]

I want to be on This Old House, so I can handle Bob Villa's tools.

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[Green Lantern]

i'd probably be the house whore if i were on one.

That won't make you a bad person!

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I'd be the asshole that everyone hates, but somehow, things work out for him in the end.

Kind of like Richard Hatch, except better looking.

And not gay.



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[Death Metal Moe]

Kind of like Richard Hatch, except better looking.

And not gay.


Wow man. Why not just post of picture of yourself in a dress with a large black man putting his hand up your dress.

This is asking for it.

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[Reephdweller]

If I was on a reality show I'd be the white Sirus from Real World Boston.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

And why do the best ideas for these shows always involve me?


if it's any consolation, I don't think you'd be interesting on a reality show. In fact I don't even like you that much. You smell like hot gabage...

[Bestinshow]

Did somebody call me? Must be a wrong number.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Wow man. Why not just post of picture of yourself in a dress with a large black man putting his hand up your dress.

This is asking for it.




I was referring to THIS Richard Hatch.

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[Arienette]

Lisa Croft
Silera
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Jennitalia
Gina from Hobkeni'm amazed that this list went by uncommented upon. so, i thought i'd just quote it here...

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[Duke]

i should be on south park....I would blend in perfectly...Cursing Wise anyway.....Let me Try.....


"Cartman move your Fat MOFO"

Its not a realilty show but its the only one i could probley be on :(

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[silera]

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Jennitalia
Gina from Hobkeni'm amazed that this list went by uncommented upon. so, i thought i'd just quote it here...

I see half the house fighting for the last beer in the fridge and the other half wrestling each other for the last piece of chocolate cake.


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[Tenbatsuzen]

I see half the house fighting for the last beer in the fridge and the other half wrestling each other for the last piece of chocolate cake.




I can also see cigarettes being wrestled over, punches being thrown, and the phrase "Mine are bigger!" being bandied about.



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[high fly]

Ok. If I can't be Morey Amsterdam, a mad scientist, or the masher guy from Laugh In, then I wanna be Captain Clancy from Here Come the Brides.

And dammit, if that one's taken, then I wanna be Yadkin from Daniel Boone.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[ADF]

I must abstain as I'm already on a reality show. Who wants quiche?

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[Mike Teacher]

I was referring to THIS Richard Hatch.


Damn Lorne Green gets pissed off at photographers, look at him!!!!

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[EQ]

an RF.Net " Lord of the Flies" Reality Show

with Boys AND girls.
*shudders* scary



Would all the Mods fight to be 'leader' ?






...No sig, yet... Sigh.

Quinn Loves You.

[F1Gm3nT]

Eggers would be the greatest member EVER!

[high fly]

So which do I get, Captain Clancy or Yadkin?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[TheMojoPin]

Would all the Mods fight to be 'leader' ?

I think they'd all be fighting not to be Piggy.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I was referring to THIS Richard Hatch.

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My statement still stands as typed.

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