stay away from victoria's secret!

[Arienette]

last night, i saw an expose thing on the news... the news people suspected (from testiomy of a former victoria's secret employee) that they were doing some very unsanitary things.

so, the news people bought a some vs panties, had someone remove the tag and wear them, and then brought them back to the store. not only did the sales person allow them to return the used undies, but they went on to attach a new price tag and placed the same panties back out on the floor for sale. this may literally be the most disgusting thing that i've ever seen. vomit.

the lesson? wash all undies you buy before wearing them. it's a good lesson to learn

on a sidenote - i found it really funny how they talked outside of the store to one of the vs employees about this. and this bitch starts condemning the news reporter for being sneaky and doing this investigation. that takes some really big balls.


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[Furtherman]

Ok, from now on I'm just looking at the catalogue, no more ordering.

Unless they are Tyra's panties.


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[Yerdaddy]

I'm so turned on right now.

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[Teenweek]

I will have to go to Victoria's secret now to make sure I sniff them from now on.

[Doctor Manhattan]

I will have to go to Victoria's secret now to make sure I sniff them from now on.


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[TheMojoPin]

Note to self: ONLY SHOP AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.

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[high fly]

Someone call Victoria's Secret and warn them of the helmet stampede coming their way.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

hyperspace, comment?

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[JustJon]

alright! cheaper than buying them on ebay!

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[silera]

This information would upset me if I was insane enough to pay that much for panties.

Do they think they're allowed to charge so much because they have hot models that women are dumb enough to think they'll look like in their undergarments?



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[TheGameHHH]

the only thing I can add to this is the fact that i'm 100% positive they aren't the only chain that does that sort of thing. you'd be surprised how often shit like that gets done.


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[TheMojoPin]

Take my bookstore as an example.

We find books in the bathrooms all the time. Since we rarely spot the Costanza that's done it, we just return them as "damaged" to the publisher.

I am, however, 100% positive that plenty of customers attempt to sneak the books they had in the restroom back onto the shelves to "hide" what they've done. So we've got THAT going for us, too...

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[JustJon]

Mojo, are they reading while they drop a deuce or are they "reading" "art books"?

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[high fly]

...and do you have a box of disposable rubber gloves to handle them with...?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Bama]

Probably reading Tropic of Capricorn or whatever that book's called.

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[SatCam]

We find books in the bathrooms all the time.
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[high fly]

Ever tried finding the dirty parts in Ulysses?

Talk about work.....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[TheMojoPin]

Leading topics found? Sexuality (Natch), self improvement, and automotive books.

Gloves? Tongs? Science has provided us with space age paper towels, and that's IT.

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[high fly]

Bleach, lotsa bleach....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Bama]

Let he who has not cranked one out in a bookstore bathroom cast the first stone.

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[A.J.]

We find books in the bathrooms all the time.

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[TheMojoPin]

Let he has not cranked one out while watching the camera footage of one cranking it out in the restroom cast the first stone.

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[TheMojoPin]

Art collections have fallen off in recent years in terms of showing up in the john. We moved them further up in the store, and people just don't seem to wanna risk hauling a giant photo collection all the way back into the bathroom.

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[Furtherman]

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[high fly]

Now I'm horny.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hosp]

This must have been genius on CBS's part. You have a hugely advertised Victoria's Secret fashion show on the air, probably meaning big money for the network, and right after it they screw them with an investigative report.

And if that's happening at the high end places, imagine what's doing at Kmart.

Plus I know lots of women who will buy an expensive outfit, find a way to hide the sales tags, wear the outfit out for a night of boozing and whoring, and then return the outfit the next day without batting an eye.

You women are skeevy.

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[TheMojoPin]

You don't know any women.

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[Hosp]

That is not true, I live with an older woman.

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[Furtherman]

I use to live with an older woman. But then my Dad got jealous and sent me away.


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[TheMojoPin]

That is not true, I live with an older woman.

You're Bud Cort, aren't you?

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[FUNKMAN]

thank goodness they don't sell condoms or douche bags...

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[JustJon]

Admit it! You all know the page numbers for the dirty parts of Judy Blume books!

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[high fly]

The Hardy Boys could get pretty racy...

Especially their chum Chet and his "car" Queen....




" and they ask me why I drink"

[Yerdaddy]

What kind of homos would turn a thread about dirty panties into one about dirty books? Put down the twelve-sided dice and track down some poontang you fucking dorks.

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[Furtherman]

But I'm just about to earn more hit points! Damn it!

(throws dice down and pouts)



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[high fly]

And that Moby Dick,it gave me nightmares.



I think.





" and they ask me why I drink"

[Arienette]

my thread got derailed. i'm shocked. no, really.

This information would upset me if I was insane enough to pay that much for panties. as was said, don't assume that it doesnt happen in other places. i'm definitely going to stick with the "wash before wearing" plan from now on.

Plus I know lots of women who will buy an expensive outfit, find a way to hide the sales tags, wear the outfit out for a night of boozing and whoring, and then return the outfit the next day without batting an eye. first of all, i would never do that, and it really pisses me off to think that i could be buying something as new that's been worn by some stupid cunt. that said, however, there's a big difference between a worn outfit and worn panties.

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[EQ]

I even think it's gross when you try on a shirt or blouse, and there is someone's make-up all over the collar. THAT 'S Skeevy.

So, ewww..yech.
Underwear, Bathing Suits, ALL washed before wearing.


* Besides, I once dated a guy who dumped me for a Victoria's Secret model. Maybe they have to stay together now, because he caught something from her nasty-ass, panty-wearing job.
I can only hope..every night.
.. just hoping....
..every night.

I'm only kidding. I hope their prescribed ointment is working fine, and they are HAP HEP HAPPY together. Honestly!

[IrishAlkey]

How do you spell relief?

B-I-T-T-E-R

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[JustJon]

And ultimately, this is why I'd glad men's unwear comes pre-wrapped. I know my briefs are safe.

Ok, maybe I should consider washing the boxers before wearing...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ok, maybe I should consider washing the boxers before wearing...


I would. God knows what Inspector 11 really does with your boxers.

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