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Mothball
11-22-2003, 10:38 PM
3 cheers for Moe! Hip hip, hooray! He rawks!
SatCam
11-23-2003, 12:18 AM
Moe who?

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Fallon
11-23-2003, 05:01 AM
Moe who?
Moe Syzlak

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reeshy
11-23-2003, 06:08 AM
Brown Nose!!!!

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AppleBoy
11-23-2003, 06:33 AM
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JohnnyCash
11-23-2003, 06:55 AM
Kiss a little more ass

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FUNKMAN
11-23-2003, 09:19 AM
madone! why don't you just caress his sack with your tongue...

:)

actually you're right, Moe is 'the man'... he is the Jay Mohr of posters...

;)

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Reephdweller
11-23-2003, 01:41 PM
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Life do you hear me...give my creation LLLIIIIFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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11-23-2003, 01:45 PM
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Bama
11-23-2003, 01:56 PM
Mothball is just like every single one of you.

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Death Metal Moe
11-23-2003, 07:20 PM
Well thanks Mothball, but I must admit that I try to steer clear of Moe-fest posts like this. I'm having fun posting here, and if you're having fun reading my posts and everyone else's posts, then we all win.

But my Ego loves you.

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Green Lantern
11-24-2003, 09:05 AM
MOE gives this board life

Is that anything like HIV?

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A.J.
11-24-2003, 09:22 AM
Life EVERLASTING.

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Wormwood
11-24-2003, 09:39 AM
Well thanks Mothball, but I must admit that I try to steer clear of Moe-fest posts like this. I'm having fun posting here, and if you're having fun reading my posts and everyone else's posts, then we all win.

WOW, and modest too. Where's snoogans "who is your god" thread, I'm ready to post now


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FMJeff
11-24-2003, 09:49 AM
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Furtherman
11-24-2003, 09:55 AM
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East Side Dave
11-24-2003, 09:33 PM
I try to steer clear of Moe-fest posts

Well, if Moe's gonna be humble then heck let's have a DAVE-fest! Yeeehhaaw! Bring out the barell, Jim-Jim!! This is gonna- guys, where are you going? No! Don't run away, guys! Come back!!!It's DAVE-fest!!! Who's gonna eat all this dip?! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!![/i]





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*crying*

*taking off clothes*

*getting in barrel of onion dip*

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shamus mcfitzy
11-24-2003, 09:55 PM
I say East Side Dave is POSTER OF THE DECADE!!!!
Death Metal Moe
11-24-2003, 10:05 PM
If you're signing on to read Death_Metal Moe posts, you are missing out on the other 99.9% of the board.

I appreciate it when people tell me they like my posts. That's why I'm here. To have fun and make others laugh.

But I read everyone else's responses all the time and we ALL make this board fun. Some better than others, and I'm not going to get into how is great and who is shit, but we ALL CONTRIBUTE.

So leave this thread in peace and go think of a joke to respond with in another thread.

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FMJeff
11-25-2003, 08:12 AM
awww...hugs for everyone...

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FUNKMAN
11-25-2003, 08:46 AM
board orgy...

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-25-2003, 10:17 AM
board orgy...


Actually it's more of a sausage fest. :)

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FUNKMAN
11-25-2003, 10:42 AM
Actually it's more of a sausage fest.


just remembered i'll be out of town...

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Spoil-Sport
11-25-2003, 10:45 AM
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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 11:16 AM
If you're signing on to read Death_Metal Moe posts, you are missing out on the other 99.9% of the board.

I appreciate it when people tell me they like my posts. That's why I'm here. To have fun and make others laugh.

But I read everyone else's responses all the time and we ALL make this board fun. Some better than others, and I'm not going to get into how is great and who is shit, but we ALL CONTRIBUTE.

So leave this thread in peace and go think of a joke to respond with in another thread.


Say it ain't so, Moe!

Don't do this to us. You can't go around posting such comedy gems and expect people not to follow!

Like that time with the crumbs?

IrishAlkey says he almost pissed himself laughing.

Have a heart, Moe. Let us worship you.

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jocefus
11-25-2003, 11:19 AM
moe gives me a chubby

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wilee
11-25-2003, 11:41 AM
This thread is scary...

*closes door, backs away slowly....

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GaryWyze
11-25-2003, 11:45 AM
[color=purple]See, here's what you people must understand... Moe is like a fine wine, to be enjoyed sparingly. And within a specific mind set.

What I like to do is light a few candles, put on a bit of the Bach, fire up a nice Cohiba and settle in for a night of Moe.

But I suggest this pleasure remain a guilty one. Taking it public, smothering our vice with endless accolades, is counter productive. It forces Moe into a position where he feels he has to be funny. Has to always be on. Has to always be, well, Moe.

Moe postings are not meant to be mass produced. You can't manufacture brilliance. Picaso didn't work off an assembly line. And neither should Moe.

Just enjoy him that way in which God intended. And please resist the need to praise him publically. Afterall, the greatness of Moe isn't exactly a well kept secret. Chances are you're only preaching to the choir anyway.

The beauty of Thanksgiving is that it comes but once a year. Maybe we should bear that in mind when giving thanks for Moe as well?

Just a thought.



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silera
11-25-2003, 11:45 AM
This was necessary.


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East Side Dave
11-25-2003, 01:17 PM
See, here's what you people must understand... Moe is like a fine wine, to be enjoyed sparingly. And within a specific mind set.

What I like to do is light a few candles, put on a bit of the Bach, fire up a nice Cohiba and settle in for a night of Moe.

But I suggest this pleasure remain a guilty one. Taking it public, smothering our vice with endless accolades, is counter productive. It forces Moe into a position where he feels he has to be funny. Has to always be on. Has to always be, well, Moe.

Moe postings are not meant to be mass produced. You can't manufacture brilliance. Picaso didn't work off an assembly line. And neither should Moe.

Just enjoy him that way in which God intended. And please resist the need to praise him publically. Afterall, the greatness of Moe isn't exactly a well kept secret. Chances are you're only preaching to the choir anyway.

The beauty of Thanksgiving is that it comes but once a year. Maybe we should bear that in mind when giving thanks for Moe as well?

Just a thought.



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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 11-25-03 @ 5:17 PM
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 01:59 PM
OK, now I'm a little freaked.

Stop talking about me.

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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 03:00 PM
I submit that I cannot.

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Wormwood
11-25-2003, 03:31 PM
I submit that I cannot.


I concur.

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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 03:38 PM
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Hottub
11-25-2003, 04:28 PM
Moe cannot be fully appreciated until he gets DSL.
and if you have optimum cable-- Holy Shit!

Dude, It's like $20 a month get into the 1990's.

If all the DMM fans paypal Moe1 dollar, he can get hooked up.

And if all the Hottub fans paypal me 100 dollars, I can pay the mortgage.

Any takers, at leat for Moe.

I will also take all contributions!

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SatCam
11-25-2003, 04:31 PM
Dude, It's like $20 a month get into the 1990's.

Cable is about $30 more than that. Sorrrayy.

And who on this board is MothBall? Seriously, I need the info.

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Hottub
11-25-2003, 04:34 PM
Just chucked Moe a buck!

Anybody else?
I used paypal & sent to njdmmoe@aol.com

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This message was edited by Hottub on 11-25-03 @ 8:36 PM
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 04:38 PM
Do not send me money. It will be sent back with fecal interest.

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East Side Dave
11-25-2003, 04:40 PM
Can I send you Canadian money? I hope you say "yes." What do you think, Froggy?

*Froggy: Ribbit!

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Hottub
11-25-2003, 04:41 PM
Dude, take the fucking money.

At least buy lunch.

If someone offers you free money, you take it, you dopey son of a bitch!






BTW

Still waiting for mine!

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This message was edited by Hottub on 11-25-03 @ 8:43 PM
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 04:48 PM
Hottub, all jokes aside. DO NOT send me money again. Seriously.

I really appreciate your kindness, but I do not take hand outs.

Any money send to my paypal account will be refunded.

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SatCam
11-25-2003, 04:49 PM
wait, hold on. He seriously sent you money?

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East Side Dave
11-25-2003, 05:45 PM
Hottub, all jokes aside. DO NOT send me money again. Seriously.

I really appreciate your kindness, but I do not take hand outs.

Any money send to my paypal account will be refunded.


Once again, as Moe takes the high road, I implore any of you to send all check and money orders to East Side Dave via U.S. Postal Service and- guys? You're running away again! Guys! Guys!!!!.............

.........well, it looks like it's just me and you Chip-Chip.

*Chip-Chip (a box of tissues with a smiley face painted on it) gets up and walks away*

.......well, I guess it's just me and you, then, RonFez.net member.

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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 05:50 PM
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Tall_James
11-25-2003, 05:57 PM
I really appreciate your kindness, but I do not take hand outs.

What if I sent bacon and some hi-test maple syrup?


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TheMojoPin
11-25-2003, 06:00 PM
Technical difficulties.

Or I'm drunk.

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Tall_James
11-25-2003, 06:01 PM
awwwww


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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 06:02 PM
Now is not the time for modesty, Moe!

Keep those dollars coming, people! Every dollar sent is a dollar closer to getting our board hero, Moe, one step closer to a DSL modem, with which he can post faster, funnier and more often, so that we may never be away from his brilliance!

IA says his check is in the mail, and YOURS should be too!

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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 06:03 PM
Next time, get a lock with ONE key Mojo.

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Katylina
11-25-2003, 06:04 PM
It's kind of like collecting cans for the hungry.

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Tall_James
11-25-2003, 06:04 PM
"Hey...someone left this door open...C'MON IN!"


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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 06:06 PM
Somebody left a window open...

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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 06:09 PM
You will all pay.

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Tall_James
11-25-2003, 06:10 PM
You will all pay.

Hot Tub already did.


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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 06:11 PM
PayPal must be receiving unbelievable traffic right now!

I wanna' see Moe standing in his room, with bills flying all around, like on those game shows where you grab all the cash you can in one minute!



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TheMojoPin
11-25-2003, 06:11 PM
Locked at the request of Moe.

Just as posting people's personal information on the bord crosses a line, getting into money issues makes a lot of people uncomfortable. Nothing truly bad went down here and nobody is mad, but Moe felt it was a bit awkward, so I'm respecting his wishes.

Moe hates "The Giving Tree", too.

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