Fat chicks in spandex=HOT! [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

keithy_19

11-23-2003, 10:12 AM

I like a hot girl with something tight on. Fat chicks disgust me when they try to act like they weigh 110 when they weigh 200.

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FUNKMAN

11-23-2003, 10:19 AM

spandex can be very sexy... if i was a porn video screenwriter i would have scenes in the gym where the ladies are on the machines in provocative positions with their spandex on and the guy has a single edged razor and just makes a nice slice in the spandex 'only' in the appropriate areas and gains entry in such areas...

if i was a porn video screenwriter, which i'm not but if i was....

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Death Metal Moe

11-23-2003, 07:32 PM

http://www.shirtgod.com/fat.jpg

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kc7586

11-23-2003, 08:10 PM

::Shudder:: im not one who should wear spandex and i know it, i just beg that other women with body types that dont resemble barbie please refrain from scaring little children for life by wearing that nasty shit in public. think of the children man!

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Death Metal Moe

11-23-2003, 08:15 PM

I like my women with some curve personally.

But yes, I would not wear a Speedo, and I expect women with some extra pounds to not wear anything too tight either.

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kc7586

11-23-2003, 08:18 PM

thank u for that visual moe, now excuse me, i have to go vomit

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CrazyClare

11-25-2003, 04:59 PM

damnit i thought this was gonna be a thread full off pictures of fat women in spandex.

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Tall_James

11-25-2003, 05:45 PM

damnit i thought this was gonna be a thread full off pictures of fat women in spandex.

Ask and ye shall receive...

http://fattenup2.com/zsaybike.jpg

That Google image search certainly does the job.

But what is happening to that bicycle?

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grlNIN

11-25-2003, 05:51 PM

But what is happening to that bicycle?

Her vagina has the munchies.

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Tall_James

11-25-2003, 05:54 PM

But what is happening to that bicycle?

Her vagina has the munchies.

But there was a kid riding it!!!

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Katylina

11-25-2003, 06:06 PM

10 pounds of meat in a 5 pound bag!

That makes it supersaturated.

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Melrapuo

11-25-2003, 07:10 PM

But what is happening to that bicycle?

Her vagina has the munchies.

Looks like it's already half done.

Poor bike...

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grlNIN

11-25-2003, 07:23 PM

She's a life sized rubik's cube.

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Death Metal Moe

11-25-2003, 07:26 PM

Is that a rag on the stick in the kitchen?

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FUNKMAN

11-25-2003, 07:30 PM

pedal powered vibrators! probably uses it afterwards to mix the mashed potatos...

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Death Metal Moe

11-25-2003, 07:32 PM

pedal powered vibrators! probably uses it afterwards to mix the mashed potatos...

So THAT'S why they're always lumpy!

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FUNKMAN

11-25-2003, 07:34 PM

So THAT'S why they're always lumpy!

and salty, like anchovies... yummy!

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CrazyClare

11-25-2003, 08:14 PM

imagine that phone conversation?
" Hey Clare (cause Clare is a fat girls name) whatcha doing?"

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CrazyClare

11-25-2003, 08:21 PM

opps

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Bama

11-25-2003, 08:55 PM

Tall James

WHY?

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monsterone

11-25-2003, 09:02 PM

http://fattenup2.com/zsaybike.jpg

THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!! MY HOUSE!!!!

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Bama

11-25-2003, 09:04 PM

I don't care if the cure for cancer is inside this thread I will never click on it again....EVER!!!!!!!!

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Reephdweller

11-25-2003, 09:34 PM

http://fattenup2.com/zsastand.jpg

Yeah, but look at the payoff she's getting by using that bike!

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FUNKMAN

11-25-2003, 09:36 PM

that is the picture you see in the dictionary next to the word: 'fatnhappy'

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monsterone

11-25-2003, 09:36 PM

i have to thank/ curse mike the t for putting this link up on his site, by laugh and feel horrible for doing it:

www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com (http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com)

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Leadbottom

11-25-2003, 10:36 PM

http://images.ibsys.com/2002/0311/1298123.jpg

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pinkyfloyd

11-25-2003, 11:01 PM

http://home.satx.rr.com/zsalynn/opps.jpg

http://home.satx.rr.com/pink.jpg

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

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CrazyClare

11-26-2003, 07:42 AM

I heart this thread

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Tall_James

11-26-2003, 08:39 AM

Are those bruises where the car hit her? My God, look what she did to that front end.

And she fucked up the car too.

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Freakshow

11-26-2003, 08:51 AM

Excuse me for a minute.

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What were we talking about? Oh, yes. Fat chicks in spandex. I agree, very hot.

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CrazyClare

11-26-2003, 07:01 PM

im gonna start eating alot so I can post a pic of me in this thread. Gimmie like 2 weeks

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serVice

11-26-2003, 09:41 PM

imagine that phone conversation?

Thats who is on the other end of the phone when you call the phone sex lines.

Your doubt, it fuels me. Your hate, it drives me. The challenge ignites me. You make me fight harder.

CrazyClare

11-26-2003, 10:24 PM

damnit i just realized im too poor to get fat. Damnit.

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sr71blackbird

11-27-2003, 04:26 AM

Do heavy people thing that by wearing something tight that it makes them look slimmer? Ive gained weight and the last thing I want to to make it apparent and I figure that tight fitting clothing makes it look like I fattened up to the point that my clothes are too tight! There is this huge fat black woman that I work with and I swear, if she leaned her head back, she could rest it on her ass! She wears these skin tight pink spandex pants and you can count the rolls and if she wasnt black, youd think shes walking around naked. Its the grossest thing to see

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11-27-2003, 05:14 AM

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Green Lantern

11-27-2003, 09:54 AM

If the chick is 15-20 pounds overweight and has a pretty face than she can be HOT

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shock_poster

11-30-2003, 09:26 PM

I'm all for having a little fun but this thread has gone too far.

Spandex never = hot.

Make me a sig :)

mothershucker

11-30-2003, 09:35 PM

If you look up "BUNT" in the dictionary, her picture is there.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

Bama

11-30-2003, 09:41 PM

No it's not.

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YoungJersey

12-05-2003, 07:52 AM

Spandex is not a right. it's a privilage
-some comic I can't remember

JustJon

12-05-2003, 09:13 AM

Spandex is not a right. it's a privilage
-some comic I can't remember

The movie Hackers?

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