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DJEvelEd
11-25-2003, 05:01 PM
Where do I belong?
Am I even represented?

My Core Values:

*Ending the Drug War

*Legalize Prostitution

*Save forests/animals

*Alternative energy (solar, hydro)

*Big Ass Wall across Mexico & Canada (but not like that shitty one in China, ours would have strip malls, movie theatres, Capitalism blah blah)

*National Health Care (funded by pot tax & fuck tax)

*Free Speech/Expression (yelling fire in a movie theatre naked would be legal again)

*And fuck Welfare too (It would be MUCH harder to get and you would have to find work)

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-25-03 @ 9:17 PM
TheMojoPin
11-25-2003, 05:03 PM
You're the new poster boy for Libertarians.

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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 05:06 PM
I voted Whig just so I could call you a Whigger.

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Doomstone
11-25-2003, 05:07 PM
You're the new poster boy for Libertarians.


Sounds about right, except


*National Health Care (funded by pot tax & fuck tax)


is definitely not a Libertarian stance.

I'm going with Know Nothing Party.
Tall_James
11-25-2003, 05:12 PM
If by "Green" you mean Tom Greene....then there you are.


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Late2party
11-25-2003, 05:18 PM
Sounds <a href="http://sp-usa.org/about/principles.html">Socialist</a> to me. Especially the <a href="http://www.wall-berlin.org/gb/berlin.htm">wall</a> thing.
SatCam
11-25-2003, 05:21 PM
what about gay marrige? You havent addressed that.

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DJEvelEd
11-25-2003, 05:28 PM
what about gay marrige?

I say live and let live. It will lower our divorce rate because gays tend to stay together for life (they just have lots of orgies) And it will be legal to call them fags and other hatespeak so everyone's happy.

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DarkHippie
11-25-2003, 05:31 PM
You are almost entirely libertarian, except for National Health care, and even that you want funded by pot and prostitution taxes, which is a compromise connecting a libertarian issue.

Just don't be handing out toy guns to kids in Harlem.

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Late2party
11-25-2003, 06:18 PM
You are almost entirely libertarian, except for National Health care

and saving forests/animals, alternative energy, and the Big Ass Wall.

But getting government out of the selective drug purveyor enrichment / property confiscation business is a <a href="http://www.lp.org/issues/relegalize.html">core Libertarian value</a>, as is <a href="http://www.lp.org/issues/platform/freecomm.html">free speech</a>, <a href="http://www.lp.org/issues/welfare.html">doing away with welfare</a>, and <a href="http://www.lp.org/issues/platform/victcrim.html">legalizing prostitution</a>.

This message was edited by Late2party on 11-25-03 @ 10:22 PM
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 06:21 PM
You are almost entirely libertarian, except for National Health care


That's like saying You're almost entirely straight except for all those D's you sucked.

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DC Reed
11-25-2003, 06:24 PM
What about:

Taxes?
Government Involvement in the Economy?
Free Trade Among Countries?
Monopolies?
Decreasing Gov. Spending and Jobs?

Answer these questions too:

Is it ok if someone puts a gun to you and takes your money?
Is it ok if that someone puts a gun to you and takes your money, but says he's going to use it to build a school?


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curtoid
11-25-2003, 06:29 PM
If you really want to find out where you really show up on the political map, check out this quiz:

WORLD'S SMALLEST POLITICAL QUIZ (http://www.self-gov.org/quiz.html)

It's not a joke site - the Washington Post reprinted it about a year ago. It's surprisingly accurate. I've taken it about four times over the last 3 years and almost always get:

Centrist - Centrists favor selective government intervention and emphasize practical solutions to current problems. They tend to keep an open mind on new issues. Many centrists feel that government serves as a check on excessive liberty.

Well...I wouldn't agree with that last line, but if it's on the web, it must be true.

Enjoy!

[KOP]

This message was edited by KOP on 11-25-03 @ 10:33 PM
GaryWyze
11-25-2003, 06:33 PM
[color=purple]Moe, forget about which party you should belong to. Given your obvious popularity, and the commen sense approach you bring to all the issues, may I suggest you consider running for political office?

You will have to get comfortable with the idea of taking donations, but just think about all the good you can do.

Please consider it. The board's loss would be the Nation's gain!

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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 06:37 PM
I second the nomination!

Moe, you could even start out slow, like, maybe run for camp counselor. Then, you could take all the little kids down that "path" you know about and show them the way to prosperity!

I'll write the slogans!

"VOTE FOR MOE, DONTCHA' KNOW!"

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GaryWyze
11-25-2003, 06:41 PM
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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 06:45 PM
"Vote for MOE to SHOW you KNOW!"

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GaryWyze
11-25-2003, 06:51 PM
[color=purple]"Go with Moe"

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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 06:52 PM
"Your future starts with toMOErrow!"

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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 06:53 PM
Quit it you two bananas.

And I took that Worlds Smallest Politial Quiz thing and got this:

http://www.self-gov.org/quiz/s070_040.gif

I've never been so insulted in my life.

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11-25-2003, 06:55 PM
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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 06:56 PM
"A red mask in every garage!"

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GaryWyze
11-25-2003, 06:57 PM
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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 06:58 PM
Yea yea yea. Half and Half, bacon and hugs. Right guys?

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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 06:59 PM
He's about to take the podium!

Ladies and gentleman, I give you Moe...

*applause*



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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 07:05 PM
http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smithsonian/issues02/jan02/images/looking_01.jpg


*applause*

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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 07:07 PM
Hey Ladies. A vote for Moe is a vote for THIS:

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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 07:10 PM
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IrishAlkey
11-25-2003, 07:11 PM
*applause*

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Reephdweller
11-25-2003, 09:09 PM
LET'S START THE CAMPAIGN!!

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Bama
11-25-2003, 09:13 PM
I voted liberatarian.

Just wanted to get that in before you know who logs on and does you know what to this thread.

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reeshy
11-26-2003, 12:23 AM
"And sitting in the audience waiting for the Fabulous Moe to speak is Lee Harvey Oswald's long lost son..."

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DJEvelEd
11-26-2003, 03:56 AM
Taxes?

Taxes would be MUCH lower due to the legalization of drugs and money saved from ending the drug war. (No more tolls either)

Government Involvement in the Economy?

What kind of involvement do you mean? I would protect the environment and workers. Otherwise, Capitalism rules!

Free Trade Among Countries?

Case by case basis. Generally yes.

Monopolies?

Case by case basis. Generally unfair though.

Decreasing Gov. Spending and Jobs?

Ending the drug war will save hundreds of billions while adding hundreds of billions in revenue and adding many jobs like pot pickers and coffeeshop workers.

Answer these questions too:

Is it ok if someone puts a gun to you and takes your money?
Is it ok if that someone puts a gun to you and takes your money, but says he's going to use it to build a school?

Sorry but guns would be illegal and you would all be tracked by barcode so don't even try it!



This is all a moot point if Moe runs. I would swing my support and constituants towards Moe's campaign

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curtoid
11-26-2003, 04:59 AM
And I took that Worlds Smallest Politial Quiz thing and got this:

http://www.self-gov.org/quiz/s070_040.gif

I've never been so insulted in my life.

I suspected as much!

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DJEvelEd
11-26-2003, 05:25 AM
http://www.self-gov.org/quiz/s090_060.gif

At least I'm not a TOTAL Liberal.

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mikeyboy
11-26-2003, 06:11 AM
Hey Ladies. A vote for Moe is a vote for THIS:

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Y'know, posing for J. Crew is not very metal.

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DC Reed
11-26-2003, 07:27 AM
Yah your pretty libertarian Ed, much like myself. Go us.

Anyway the gun thing basically is an metaphor for taxes. Being taxed by the government is like being robbed because its money you earned and its being taken from you or else, except in the government's case thier saying hey give me your money so i can build a school or im gonna come to your house and take everything away.

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TheMojoPin
11-26-2003, 02:00 PM
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Did it HAVE to be called "SeXXXyMoe.gif"?

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reeshy
11-26-2003, 02:29 PM
Did it HAVE to be called "SeXXXyMoe.gif"?


One word describes this....GAY!!!!!!

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shamus mcfitzy
11-26-2003, 02:30 PM
Ed, you're a wierdo who makes bad haikus. and a Libertarian who wants national healthcare.

Moe, I never really thought you were much of a Republican anyway. At least not a traditional one anyway. I don't understand why your economic freedom number is so low, but you always seemed to be a rightist libertarian.
TheMojoPin
11-26-2003, 02:33 PM
I could actually hear Reeshy's mating call as he posted.

Watch it, Moe. Stay away from public transit.

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Death Metal Moe
11-26-2003, 07:29 PM
Back off HATERS!

You WISH you looked that good in slacks!!!

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Reephdweller
11-26-2003, 07:54 PM
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11-26-2003, 07:58 PM
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high fly
11-29-2003, 10:48 AM
Good thing seeing my Know Nothing Party getting a coupla votes.
I voted Socialist just to piss off SHAMUS.
He's sensitive like that, you know.

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