Why the occupation isn't going so smooth

[furie]

If you want to recruit killers for foreign conquest, you need to be able to offer them the three basics: treasure, murder and pussy. This is why Iraq is a dead end. There is no pussy in Iraq, absolutely none. No "me so horny" scenes will be shot in the inevitable Iraq movies.

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[high fly]

Yeah, and they passed some silly rule against having necklaces made from the ears of enemies you've killed.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[furie]

Yeah, and they passed some silly rule against having necklaces made from the ears of enemies you've killed.


damn Korean War vets, ruining it for the rest of us....


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[high fly]

A friend of mine just came back and they wouldn't let him bring me the RPGs that I wanted so bad.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[furie]

I'm curious, what exactly are the rules with bringing stuff back?


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[high fly]

I think that looting is against the law, but often cats bring back stuff that can be stashed in a pocket.
Every now and then, some poor soul gets nailed with some AKs in a footlocker. Ya gotta be brass to get those.
Returning servicemen don't go through customs, so they don't have to deal with that shit.

Besides the RPGs, I was hoping for a hookah....

" and they ask me why I drink"





This message was edited by high fly on 11-29-03 @ 1:33 PM

[Heavy]

what exactly are the rules with bringing stuff back?

You cant

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[high fly]

Dumb rule.

Now we've got to get our RPGs on the street like everybody else.

" and they ask me why I drink"