View Full Version : Bad Santa Is The Funniest Movie This Year
DJEvelEd
11-29-2003, 06:52 AM
Nothing funnier than an alcoholic Santa getting pissed on by so many kids that he just starts pissing himself too. He bangs skinny girls in the hottub and fat whores in the ass. ALL of Santa's lines contain the words "fuck" "shit"
"bitch" and "Goddamn it". Fun for the whole disfunctional family. See this flick!
****1/2 STARS
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TheMojoPin
11-29-2003, 08:37 AM
And nothing's unfunnier than DJEvelEd.
Of course, nothing's more adorable than DJEvelEd.
That's one to grow on.
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Snoogans
11-29-2003, 08:41 AM
i definately plan to see this. it looks fuckin histerical
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DJEvelEd
11-29-2003, 08:57 AM
And nothing's unfunnier than DJEvelEd.
Of course, nothing's more adorable than DJEvelEd.
Hey now wait a minute! You can't talk to me like tha......
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Gee thanks Mojo I think you're startin to come around. My comedy has improved alot, ever since I started spelling "Faeces" with an A and my Haikus are always cutting edge and my.....
WAIT A MINUTE!!!! That can't be right...
adorably unfunny?
STOP IT!!!! You're confusing meeeeeeeee!!!
You're so fickled,,,
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dingo
11-29-2003, 10:34 AM
its so wrong it is great and Missis Santa's Sister is so fucking hot too
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Katylina
11-29-2003, 11:14 AM
I saw it last night, and I laughed so hard I pissed my pants. OK not literally, but I thought it was funny when Bad Santa did it in the movie.
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Green Lantern
11-29-2003, 11:29 AM
Funniest line was said when Bad Santa was banging the fat women in the dressing room " You won't shit straight for a week!"
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newport king
11-29-2003, 07:39 PM
i laughed so hard i almost drove off the road!!
~another newport king joint~
SatCam
11-30-2003, 11:48 AM
I saw it last night, and I laughed so hard I pissed my pants. OK not literally, but I thought it was funny when Bad Santa did it in the movie.
You mean "It was so funny I spilled Nacho Cheese on my coat."
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