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Katylina
11-29-2003, 11:15 AM
I have a beautiful suede jacket that I bought for the winter. Unfortunately, I spilled nacho cheese on it last night at the movies when I was trying to situate myself in the seat. Does anyone know how I can get the cheese sauce stain off of my jacket?

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TooCute
11-29-2003, 11:24 AM
Take it to a dry cleaner that speializes in leather, prepare to spend a lot of money, but in all honesty you're probably fucked if you expet to get it completely out, assuming it was even remotely greasy. Stains are a bitch to get out of garment weight suede.

You could try waiting for it to dry and brushing it off with a brush and then hitting it with a suede brush. You might try dabbing it with some water, but it might affect the leather. Test on a hidden area first.

Don't bother with using suede cleaners you can buy at the stores. They're ok for footwear where you don't mind if it gets discolored a bit, but they will change the color (make it darker) of your leather. Unless it was black suede, in which case you might give it at try, but test it on an inconspicuous part of the jacket first, to make sure that it doesn't fuck up the nap of your coat/its color also, although a suede brush can help with the nap issue.

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TooCute
11-29-2003, 11:27 AM
Forgot to add, regular white vinegar might also work. But test it first.

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TheMojoPin
11-29-2003, 12:40 PM
Bring back Bernard Butler!

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ADF
11-29-2003, 12:48 PM
I think your jacket was later made out of London Suede due to copyright infringements.

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TheMojoPin
11-29-2003, 12:57 PM
I think Suede sucks no matter which continent it's distributed on.

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Katylina
11-29-2003, 01:29 PM
It's a beautiful jacket-- not an 80s jacket. Booo on you...

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TheMojoPin
11-29-2003, 01:54 PM
It's always struck as more of a stinky 70's vibe.

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Katylina
11-29-2003, 02:13 PM
OK OK this is the jacket w/the stain.
http://64.177.177.182/katylina/jacket.JPG

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IrishAlkey
11-29-2003, 02:15 PM
Nice dog.

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Katylina
11-29-2003, 02:18 PM
Oh wait-- it actually does look like my doggie:
http://64.177.177.182/katylina/CASSIE.JPG

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IrishAlkey
11-29-2003, 02:19 PM
Murderer.

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Katylina
11-29-2003, 02:31 PM
Nooo.... it is not so. Here's my proof-- it's the jacket AND the dog in the same picture.
http://64.177.177.182/katylina/paw.JPG

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IrishAlkey
11-29-2003, 02:34 PM
it's the jacket AND the dog in the same picture.


Don't be so hard on yourself.

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Katylina
11-29-2003, 02:36 PM
I figured you would reply with something more creative like calling me a dog fucker and asking where the peanut butter is.

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IrishAlkey
11-29-2003, 02:39 PM
Let's tackle one stain at a time.

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sr71blackbird
11-29-2003, 03:04 PM
Thats an interesting place for a stain, you sure its nacho sauce? :p

And why are you writing on the wall like that!


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Katylina
11-29-2003, 03:13 PM
Why, what other stain could be come by in a dark movie theater?

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Tall_James
11-29-2003, 03:32 PM
Better call in a pro...

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Steels
11-29-2003, 03:44 PM
I have a beautiful suede jacket that I bought for the winter. Unfortunately, I spilled nacho cheese on it last night at the movies when I was trying to situate myself in the seat.


This was bound to happen. You wore that jacket in a dark theater and ordered nachos?!?!?!?!?!?! It was only a matter of time until it was completely ruined. When I went back to read your post again (to make sure I had the info correct) I was even more baffled when I seen the frizzy fur at the end of your jacket sleeves.

What were you thinking when you decided to eat nachos in a dark theater with a suede jacket with frizzy fur sleeve ends? When you would go for a chip the fur would have been stained as well.

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Katylina
11-29-2003, 04:50 PM
Steels-- you actually made me laugh my ass off. Actually, I had laid my jacket down on my chair and went to the concession stand to get my nachos and a drink. Upon returning, I tried to hold the food and move my jacket out of the way, and that is when the nachos tipped over and spilled on the jacket.

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Mike Teacher
11-29-2003, 04:54 PM
Marquis de Suede!

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sr71blackbird
11-29-2003, 05:02 PM
King of Suede (tune of King of Pain- The Police)

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed
Just a Visa or MasterCard is all you need
We've got every color, we've got every shade
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade
We got every fabric that was ever made
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede

We got portly and regular and extra long
Is my size up there
We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong
Is my size up there

We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick
Is my size up there
With the collars ripped off like that Flashdance flick
Is my size up there

Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid
You can buy off the rack or have it custom made
And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede

If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom
Is my size up there
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan
Is my size up there

We got jackets with patches on the elbows too
Is my size up there
And we'll sell 'em all factory direct to you
Is my size up there

Well, I never made it past the second grade
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade
But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made
'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede

There's a two for one sale on our three piece suits
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede covered boots
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose
Do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes

King of Suede

Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale
Is my size up there
Look for our color catalog in next week's mail
Is my size up there

There's a sale on our double knit slacks today
It's the same old sale as yesterday

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed
There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade
I got tough competition but I'm not afraid
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede

King of Suede
King of Suede
King of Suede
I'll always be King of Suede
I'll always be King of Suede
I'll always be King of Suede


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Johnny Fontane
11-29-2003, 05:40 PM
Take the jacket back to the store and complain like this:

"What, you sell me jacket with stain on it, this is so ridiculous, you give me new jacket without stain!"

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Steels
11-29-2003, 06:49 PM
Katylina: That's a completely different set of circumstances, I understand now.

One more thing though..

I live directly across the river from NYC and it rained all night by me so I took a look at your profile to see where you were from, Long Island. I then asked "Prime Time" Staples and another friend and they say it was raining on and off and all night in certain places throughout the Island. Was this suede jacket reversible like Jerry's ?

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This message was edited by Steels on 11-29-03 @ 10:55 PM

Arienette
11-29-2003, 07:31 PM
Was this suede jacket reversible like Jerry's ? <img src="http://www.ananova.com/images/web/27447.jpg"></img>

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Steels
11-29-2003, 11:53 PM
Can someone please get that "Sea Hag" a bra for those frightening flapjacks.



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silera
12-15-2003, 05:02 AM
I just did a regular yahoo web search for "nyc suede cleaning", because I need my full length suede coat dry cleaned before Thursday, and I got this thread listed third as a result.



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TooCute
12-15-2003, 05:25 AM
At least you had enough wits to google first before coming here.

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silera
12-15-2003, 05:39 AM
I actually walked into a dry cleaners first, and when I couldn't get a 4 day turn around eta on the cleaning, I used the phone to call places up!

I'm a smart one.



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