Chris Berman-isms

[blakjeezis]

Alright, maybe it's stupid, but I still enjoy the nicknames Chris Berman comes up with for different athletes. For those who don't know, he takes an athlete's name and adds a word or phrase to it to make a funny new nickname. My all-time favorites are:
Eric "Sleeping with" Bienemy
Scott "Supercala-fragilistic-expealla" Brosius
Jeff "Philadelphia" Feagles.


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[Steels]

Eric "Sleeping with" Bienemy

That's my all time favorite.

Here's a few others:

Bernard "Innocent until Proven" Guilky

John "Art" Carney

Ben "Winter" Coats


Now here's a few I made up at least 10 years ago:

William "Meat" Roaf

Brian Yarborough "Lights"

Rodney "East" Hampton

Lawrence Taylor "Ham and Cheese"

Mike "Strawberry" Quick

Greg "Pink" Loydd

Dan "South" Hampton

Art "Budist" Monk

Ricky "Colonel" Sanders

Brad Bensen "& Hedges"











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[Bama]

Hey you get off of Mike Cloud.

Well dressed Amani Toomer is good too.

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[Tall_James]

I wish Chris Berman would just shut the fuck up.


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[Wormwood]

Bert "be home" Blyleven

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[FUNKMAN]

I wish Chris Berman would just shut the fuck up.


same here... him and John Madden just 'babble' too much...

Chris 'the babbler' Berman



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[Bama]

How can you hate Berman AND Madden? Do you hate America too?




Another:
Daylight come and we want to Delhomme.

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[Steels]

Hey you get off of Mike Cloud.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BRAVO!!

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[FUNKMAN]

How can you hate Berman AND Madden? Do you hate America too?


but i like Clyde Frazier...

but to each his own...

John 'makes me all' Madden 'my mind'

Chris 'take a num' Berman

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[blakjeezis]

Bert "be home" Blyleven

I heard, in an interview, Berman say that was his all time favorite.


A new one I heard tonight: "Temple" Bethel Johnson, WR for the Pats.

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Matt "Werewolves of" Blundin

Rick "No time to wallow in the" Mirer



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[Bama]

Berman still rules.

The best part after the names is when he does that and then says "FROM?" and then Jackson lists X university.

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[A.J.]

Joe "Help Me" Randa

Von "Purple" Hayes



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[Crippler]

Eric "Sleeping with" Bienemy
Scott "Supercala-fragilistic-expealla" Brosius
Ben "Winter" Coats

...some of my personal favorites. But no Bermanism list is complete without:

Jeff "brown paper" Bagwell.
Chad "Cota-Chrome".....momma gonna take my cota-chrome, momma gonna take my cota-chrome, momma gonna takle my cota-chrome....a-way!

And my personal all time favorite, old Browns wide-out:

Berman: Michael
TJ: "hee-hee"
Berman: Jackson

And that line was never funnier than the day Tom Jackson lost his voice & still delivered a garbled, 85-year-old-woman-who-has-smoked-since-she-was-12, nearly inaudible "hee-hee" because he could barley speak.

The best part after the names is when he does that and then says "FROM?" and then Jackson lists X university.

My brother is always trying to do this with me...but he gets pissed because my answer is always "Louisville!"

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This message was edited by Crippler on 12-1-03 @ 9:33 AM

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Brian 'Totally' Skrudland
Stanislav 'Totally' Chistov

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[Snoogans]

NATRONE MEANS BUSINESS

i love the stupid noises he makes, WHOOOP and BOOF and that dumb shit

Andre theres a bad moon rison
David Chief Justice

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TallJames is the man

LARRY FITZGERALD FOR HEISMAN!
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[Justice4all]

I loved when he used to shout Mark Ingrams name whenever he made a greay catch

And LOOK AT the catch by MAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK INGRAM!


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[Crippler]

Marco.....

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