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newport king
11-30-2003, 05:24 PM
ok so my chick is 9 months pregnant but she's been doing shit like this for awhile and it really bothers me...
i worked yesterday and she was off, she wanted to get my mom a cat for christmas, ok fine. she was going to adopt one around here (north brunswick) somewhere. and drop it off to my mom later in the day. apparently the kitten people think cats are like children and either "don't do gifts" or have to do a background check on you. so long story short she got one later in the day. now like i said i was at work all day. after work i drive from jersey city home to north brunswick. around 45 minutes depending on traffic. she calls me at home and says she got a friggin cat and she's gonna take it to my moms, do i want to see it. so i say yeah i guess. i'm just psyched i'm gonna have the house to myself for the night nice and quiet. so she comes home and hits me with, ya know, you should really come with me to give this to her. now like i said i JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK now i gotta go back up to bayonne (right next to fucking jersey city where i was all god damn day, for those keeping count) to give her this fucking thing. needless to say i went.
Now tonight i'm sitting on the couch flipping between football, extreme martial arts, and law and order who has on a girl i used to date in high school (she's playing a nanny that may be involved in a murder or something im not watching that closely) , all the while keeping a close eye on my fantasy football score. so she says to me she has to go to the store to get milk, can i get her socks and sneakers. ok fine i get up to get it. she puts the shit on and says i should have went to the store. takes her shoes off and goes to bed.
Why do women say one thing and then EXPECT you to do another. is this a common practice, because if so it's really fucking annoying.
for those that stayed with this thanks i know it was a little long.

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mikeyboy
11-30-2003, 05:31 PM
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newport king
11-30-2003, 05:38 PM
do you understand where i'm coming from at least?

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FUNKMAN
11-30-2003, 05:38 PM
do all women do this?


sometimes!

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Katylina
11-30-2003, 05:49 PM
So... did your mom like the kitten?

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sr71blackbird
11-30-2003, 05:57 PM
Id be happy if my wife cared enought to want to give my mom a gift. If I had a girl and she was pregnant and not my wife, my mom wouldnt even be talking to me. Count your blessings my man!
Oh, and make her an honest women already!

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newport king
11-30-2003, 05:59 PM
So... did your mom like the kitten?

yes

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newport king
11-30-2003, 06:01 PM
Oh, and make her an honest women already!

i married her in 2001 just because she is my wife does not mean i can't refer to her has my chick

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sr71blackbird
11-30-2003, 06:04 PM
Ah.

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Bama
11-30-2003, 06:36 PM
Yeah, women just want to control you.

Something so seemingly innocent as "It's cold" doesn't mean "It's cold." It means "get up and turn on the heat, bitch."

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JohnnyCash
11-30-2003, 08:24 PM
Shes 9 months pregnant. You should have gone to the store for her. As soon as she asked you to get her shoes you should have offered to go.
Women are wierd. You gotta learn how to read them.

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Death Metal Moe
11-30-2003, 09:02 PM
do all women do this?



Yes, every last one of them.

Best to just switch to men and be done with it.

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11-30-2003, 11:53 PM
Welcome to the rest of your life....have a nice day!

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Jennitalia
12-01-2003, 08:58 AM
i hope that at 9 months pregnant you're still making her cook and clean and stuff....maybe put up all the holiday decorations too.

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East Side Dave
12-01-2003, 09:04 AM
What does "pregnant" mean? Does it have something to do with Katie Couric or Matt Lauer?

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StupidGirlllll
12-01-2003, 09:08 AM
bayonne (right next to fucking jersey city where i
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Hey what area in Bayonne... I was born & bread there

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TheMojoPin
12-01-2003, 09:15 AM
I was born & bread there

Of course.

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high fly
12-01-2003, 11:04 AM
I was bread and watered there.


By the way, your kid?
Sure?




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SatCam
12-01-2003, 01:14 PM
Glad to see your mom FINALLY got a pussy.

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high fly
12-01-2003, 01:26 PM
Was that WRY bread?



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newport king
12-02-2003, 05:29 PM
4th street

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