Anyone remember this bit?

[ZServo]

Okay, I think it was either late 2002/early 2003 Winter time obviously. All I remember was callers were sending strategically typed emails to Ron and Fez and they had a text-to-speech voice from a computer read them out phonetically. If anyone knows what I'm talking about can you send me any information on where I can find this bit on mp3 or the date is was aired or anything at all? Thanks alot.

[A.J.]

That was Don and Mike.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

guys remember when Ron and Fez had "Sex for Sam" and got thrown off WNEW? that was pretty bad huh?

my favorite thing was "Stump the Boui"...his teeth are big too..

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"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

Uncle Ronnie and Auntie Fezzie - Radio's Funniest Secret Couple......of radio guys

[curtoid]

I remember Ron doing that movie about how great his marriage was, then he divorced a couple of years later...OH! And I know it's just happened, but does anyone remember Fez going into rehab and that whole wacky business about his maid?

[KOP]

[Bill From Yorktown]

I hear that Fez came close to being arrested in Vegas for passing a phony $100 bill

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I liked it when Fezzy made fun of Selena's music right after she died and some judge there put out a warrant for his arrest.

I also liked when Ron suggested "they kill 4 more" on Martin Luther King Jr. Day so "We'll have the whole week off" after he was fired he then was listening to the Fugees and said, "Now I know why they drag them behind trucks".

Ani Defranco's cart was worn out after all that, now it's digital, thank god!


And remember when Mikey D got arrested for having Coke in his Nissan Z and came on the air and said he was sorry to his son Bart and Wife Frodo?



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[Doctor Manhattan]

text-to-speech voice from a computer read them out phonetically


Actually, anyone know what good program.web site will do this? I'd like to have a stephen hawking voice read some Tenacious D song lyrics...

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[curtoid]

I love how Ron ends every show with, "And now you know...............the rest of the story."

[KOP]

[saveopieanthony.net]

I like how fezzie starts the story in a silly cartoon voice

"aaaaaaanddddd good afternoon everybody how are you today? "

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

Uncle Ronnie and Auntie Fezzie - Radio's Funniest Secret Couple......of radio guys

[high fly]

I like it when Fezzie talks about the good times he had in NASCAR, or when they call the " 'mater man".

Then there's those "time traveller" callers....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Doozie]

I also like it when they use the phrase, "the sissy-fication of America." Oh wait, that was Stern on Thursday this week.

moo!

[Bama]

computer voice (http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html)

Don't know the ones that do any cool voices.

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[jafter]

Remember the days when Ronnie would sing about his dashboard Jesus.

Or the time when JDubs got punched by Morton Downie Jr. for asking him stupid questions.

How about when Fezzie would count down the wacky songs of the week like "Kinko the Clown", "Dead Puppies", and "There coming to take me away hahaha".

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[TooCute]

actually reminds me of a story I heard last week of a long island "shock jock" who had to publically apologize for saying on the air that there is no santa claus. total deja vu. I don't know how it made the news.

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[East Side Dave]

I can't believe Fez shot Lincoln and then jumped from the balcony onto the stage and hurt his leg. I hope his leg heals.

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[Clark Kent]

Remember when Ron was kicked off an NFL pre-game show for his racist comments about McNabb? How's Ronnie doing with his pill addiction, anyway?

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[A.J.]

I wish Fez would stop making so many calls to his wife Frieda.

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[high fly]

Remember when Tiny Tim came on the show and got married?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[curtoid]

Remember when John and Yoko subbed for them that week they took off?

[KOP]

[A.J.]

Remember when Regis was their co-host?

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[monsterone]

remember when fez got arrested for getting a hair cut on a bridge? and the time wonderboy left a bomb threat on stern's voice mail, or when ronnie got kicked off his cable tv show for homophobic remarks?

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[Freebird]

Anyone remember when Fez told that story about "there was this one time, at band camp..."?

Or Ron's little show about being an angry black clown who "wouldn't play that"?

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[MattyBronx]

Remember the one where the San Diego Zoo guy came on the show and his monkey peed on Ronnie's head?

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[East Side Dave]

Remember when Ron gave the Plinko chips to that Marine and he got ALL $25,000!

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[Mike Teacher]

I hear that Fez came close to being arrested in Vegas for passing a phony $100 bill


Yeah, but he wasn't arrested arrested because the bill was phony; it's the way he 'passed' it.

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Enjoy the Veal (http://www.miketheteacher.com)

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[EasyReader]

I don't know about you guys, but I always feel inspired every time Ron signs off by telling us to keep our feet on the ground, but keep reaching for the stars.


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[saveopieanthony.net]

Remember when Ronnie had that spot on ESPN countdown and started saying how the NFL wants black quarterbacks to be successfull and got fired after three shows?



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"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

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[East Side Dave]

'Member when Ronnie tried to assassinate Governor Wallace? 'Member when Fezzie hit Nancy Kerrigan in the knee with a pipe?

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[high fly]

'Member when Ron kissed Sammy Davis Jr. on t.v., and the way Edith just didn't understand?

Or how about that long run Fezzie broke off against the Dolphins to seal the victory in the Super Bowl?



" and they ask me why I drink"

[Borne Too Loose]

Fezzie was at his most hysterical when he'd do his morning show all hungover and gravel-voiced sayin, "SHAKE IT UPPPPP!" to all his callers.

That was awesome.

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