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Mothball
12-04-2003, 11:52 AM
Is there a way to tell them apart? My friend dates a Korean and he can ID every Asian he sees, whether it be a Chinaman, Japanese, all of them!
To me they all look the same but I have bad vision.
Heavy
12-04-2003, 11:53 AM
I dont think its possible to tell. Your friends probally knows these people, or hes wrong. How would you know?
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high fly
12-04-2003, 12:04 PM
It's not hard to tell.
You just need more exposure to them, that's all.
And once you know, or think you do?
Keep your trap shut.
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Steels
12-04-2003, 12:20 PM
With the exception of mixed Asians I can distinguish the different races fairly easy.
I think your post is disparaging and ask if you can tell the difference between most of the people in Europe?
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RageCage
12-04-2003, 12:58 PM
Take this test. (http://www.alllooksame.com)
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StupidGirlllll
12-04-2003, 01:06 PM
Rage Cage that test was awsome..I got 4 right.. I sux..is there a test to see if some1 is completely black or white?
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ChickenHawk
12-04-2003, 01:28 PM
I got a 10 on that test! ...There's a couple of women in that test who are real hotties.
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Tall_James
12-04-2003, 01:44 PM
4...I got a 4. Oh well, back to being a racist.
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IrishAlkey
12-04-2003, 02:10 PM
I got 4 right.
Even those were wild guesses...
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Hottub
12-04-2003, 03:41 PM
White people are so scared of Yellow people.
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SuperClerk
12-04-2003, 03:57 PM
White people are so scared of Yellow people.
LMAO!
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furie
12-04-2003, 04:12 PM
it's all in the cheek bones
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MHasegawa
12-04-2003, 04:14 PM
Asshole.
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furie
12-04-2003, 04:15 PM
i got 9
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JohnnyCard
12-04-2003, 04:29 PM
What is happening to this board? Yesterday I read a thread that made endless fun of people with developmental disabilities, and today a thread on telling Asian and Oriental people apart. Who took the Ron and Fez out of RonFez.net?
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JohnnyCard
12-04-2003, 04:31 PM
Also, if racism is ok concerning Asians, should I assume its ok with ALL races?
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-04-2003, 04:32 PM
I got 12.
I wok!
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Steels
12-04-2003, 04:38 PM
If Snoogans ever comes across this thread:
It was at the State-line diner where I first met Ada when this subject came up. I pointed out that she was Taiwanese, her one friend Japanese and the other Korean. She was blown away that I could tell so easily and particularly LOVED the fact that I distinguished her region's look and acknowledged Taiwan and China are two different places with 2 different types of people (a very sensitive subject for the Taiwanese). She was one of the most naturally beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on. Some guys have all the luck!
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furie
12-04-2003, 04:48 PM
Who took the Ron and Fez out of RonFez.net?
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Reephdweller
12-04-2003, 05:02 PM
Very bad Obviously you can't tell the difference.
I got a 6
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Yerdaddy
12-04-2003, 05:18 PM
Also, if racism is ok concerning Asians, should I assume its ok with ALL races?
Yes.
I thought I'd ace this for sure becaue I lived in the Sanc Francisco area for 15 years and had friends from every Asian country. I got a 7. But they had their clothes on so it's not really fair.
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IrishAlkey
12-04-2003, 05:24 PM
Not one of 'em was swinging in a basket.
No fair.
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furie
12-04-2003, 05:25 PM
I lived in the Sanc Francisco area for 15 years
mmmhhmmm...........
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IrishAlkey
12-04-2003, 05:28 PM
What is happening to this board? Yesterday I read a thread that made endless fun of people with developmental disabilities, and today a thread on telling Asian and Oriental people apart. Who took the Ron and Fez out of RonFez.net?
Yeah, I must've been dreaming about that Comedy Pyramid concerning the new, ethnic version of Monopoly called Ghettopoly...
Or that cooky kid, Retard Martin, who Fez used to make cry...
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-04-2003, 05:34 PM
All a dream... a crazy dream...
Actually, a retard* kid made it up in his mind while staring at a snow globe for hours.
*I know, he was autistic. I was reaching for the comedy brass ring.
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Yerdaddy
12-04-2003, 05:44 PM
mmmhhmmm...........
What? I like clam chowder.
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monsterone
12-04-2003, 06:00 PM
I thought I'd ace this for sure becaue I lived in the Sanc Francisco area for 15 years
just b/c most asians have brown eyes, doesn't make it the same thing.
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Yerdaddy
12-04-2003, 06:09 PM
just b/c most asians have brown eyes, doesn't make it the same thing.
Oh trust me, they all do.
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monsterone
12-04-2003, 06:12 PM
is it true what they say about their vagi-- ...ah, ah... ...er...
I lived in the Sanc Francisco
never mind ;p
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furie
12-04-2003, 06:16 PM
just b/c most asians have brown eyes, doesn't make it the same thing.
beware of a chinese girl with green eyes. trouble's going to follow.
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IrishAlkey
12-04-2003, 06:22 PM
Especially if she just woked under a ladder...
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Steels
12-04-2003, 07:18 PM
beware of a chinese girl with green eyes. trouble's going to follow.
The only thing you'll be following is her to a low rent rave.
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monsterone
12-04-2003, 07:23 PM
this horse is not dead!!!
mmmhhmmm...........
What? I like clam chowder.
are you sure it's not man chowder? ok, i'm done.
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high fly
12-22-2003, 04:51 PM
Asians?
I thought you said "Haitians".
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12-22-2003, 05:19 PM
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TooCute
12-22-2003, 06:40 PM
Take this test. (http://www.alllooksame.com)
HOLY SHIT.
I was just taking that test and THERE IS A PICTURE OF MY UNCLE IN IT!!! That's so fucking weird. I'm going to have to ask him what he's doing in it. WEIRD!!!
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BTW I only got 7 right. I suck.
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TooCute
12-22-2003, 07:00 PM
He has no clue how he ended up on that site. My mother nearly died laughing when I IM'd her the link.
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Freakshow
12-23-2003, 05:49 AM
I got a 5--might as well give up now.
All but one were Japanese.
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Bill From Yorktown
12-23-2003, 06:41 AM
I seem to remember seeing something on PBS at one time that the group of people we think of as Japanese are really Korean. They migrated to Japan thousands upon thousands of years ago. The native Japanese look more like Hawaian.
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Melrapuo
12-23-2003, 06:44 AM
I got 8 right. I'm extremely surprised I did that well.
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Johnathan H Christ
12-23-2003, 11:14 AM
just b/c most asians have brown eyes,
and dont forget the sideways vaginas.
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high fly
12-23-2003, 11:18 AM
7 right.
Whoa! I tied TooCute!
Heh heh heh heh.
Uhhhh, now what do I do?
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Hoojibs
12-23-2003, 11:29 AM
I seem to remember seeing something on PBS at one time that the group of people we think of as Japanese are really Korean. They migrated to Japan thousands upon thousands of years ago. The native Japanese look more like Hawaian.
That's very interesting. I've never heard that. Of course there are many other ones just like that. Filipinos are descended from Malayan, Chinese, and Spanish.
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high fly
12-23-2003, 12:46 PM
[quote]
I seem to remember seeing something on PBS at one time that the group of people we think of as Japanese are really Korean. They migrated to Japan thousands upon thousands of years ago. The native Japanese look more like Hawaian.
I've had a coupla girlfriends who were Japanese majors- no! not in their army!, but in college. They told me that in Japan 15 years or so ago, they shut down some archeological digs because they were finding out that the noble families were descendants of either the Ainu or the Koreans, I forget which.
They've got this racial superiorority thing still going strong in Japan and this was messing everything up.
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FUNKMAN
12-23-2003, 12:54 PM
i got sthree...
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East Side Dave
12-23-2003, 12:54 PM
HOLY SHIT.
I was just taking that test and THERE IS A PICTURE OF MY UNCLE IN IT!!! That's so fucking weird. I'm going to have to ask him what he's doing in it. WEIRD!!!
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This happened to my uncle, too, TooCute! He doesn't know how he ended up on the Spot the N.A.M.B.L.A Member Website. Really. He doesn't.
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Mothball
12-23-2003, 07:43 PM
but why:
are they so sneaky?
can't they drive?
do the women have flat asses?
why the love of rice, I prefer potatoes!
why do they eat dogs and cats?
TooCute
12-25-2003, 08:56 PM
Oh ho, my uncle's longtime GF is also in the test. I'm so mortified that I didn't recognize her, but her hair hasn't looked like that in ages... but otoh I only see her Thanksgiving and Christmas for the most part... for the past 10 years or so... ugh I suck...
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IrishAlkey
12-26-2003, 03:44 AM
It's like playing a game of 'this is your life'...
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shamus mcfitzy
03-07-2004, 11:06 PM
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i only got a three, and I went to a high school that was 50% Asian. I really thought I could tell the difference.
The native Japanese look more like Hawaian
I took the test based on this belief. From my experience, Japanese people are darker skinned than Chinese or Koreans. However, my score proves that I know nothing about nobody.
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