My step dad's ass saved his life!

[Jennitalia]

I swear, my stepfather is like Forrest Gump. He is always around when something happens.
He delivers cheese, nuts and other things around the city, Long Island and NJ. This past week he was in Brooklyn to deliver some cheese; walked in the door and was greeted with a gun to his face. Some dudes were in the store robbing it. He's a pretty strong person; he just went through prostrate cancer and wasnt scared about that, but he said this really scared the crap out of him...literally. He was so scared that he let one rip...which stunk up the place. the thugs were gagging and everything, asking my stepdad what crawled up his ass. the guys pretty much just took the money and took off after that.
who knows, he may have been killed if he wasn't such a fucking pig.

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[A.J.]

I'm glad your step-dad was unharmed but that was too funny!

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[PanterA]

Wait, he fart or he shit his pants??

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[Jennitalia]

Please allow me to clarify...he farted; he did not make a poopie in his pants.

thank you, drive through.

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[Justice4all]

"And I think it's ironic that dad's ass actually PREVENTED the release of deadly gas"-Bart Simpson

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[Justice4all]

P.S. Glad your dad is ok though

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[JustJon]

yeah, that sounds like your stepdad. And I had the same q as pants. Except I don't stink like him.

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[monsterone]

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[Jennitalia]

the funny thing is, first he delivered the cheese, then he cut it. is that great service, or what??

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[high fly]

Mmmmmm cheeeeese....



Kudos to your step-dad and his deployment of non-lethal weaponry.
I trust he has contacted the Department of Defense.
This is no time to be selfish. Tell him his country needs him...

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[SatCam]

Glad to hear you stepdad's ok, but I was wishing he released some high ass kicking action on those bitches.

I guess in a way he did.

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[Scuba_Steve]

holy shit (no pun intneded) thank god he's allright. Ya know reading the topic I forst thought that maybe he landed on his ass and thats what saved him.ALl in all though thank god he's OK

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[FUNKMAN]

too bad somebody didn't light a match, he could've torched those fuckers...

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[reeshy]

if he wasn't such a fucking pig.


This isn't a very nice thing to say after your dad probably saved the lives of many people. He should be lauded as a hero of the masses!!! Those miscreants should be sentenced to the most horrid cesspool of a jail when caught!! To say this of your dad is very shitty indeed!

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[Justice4all]

Ya know...it seems to me that your Step-Dad is the real life FARTMAN!

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[sr71blackbird]

Who cut the cheese????

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[Katylina]

He pulled a Homer! What exactly did he eat for lunch?

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[high fly]

Feel the jealousy from the board members...

There needs to be an award, named after your dad, given out every year to the person who best advances civilization or benefits society with a fart or farts.

" and they ask me why I drink"