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DJEvelEd
12-05-2003, 02:59 PM
Doctors were to remove Hurshall Ralls' bladder and part of his prostate after he was diagnosed with cancer. Hurshall went in for the simple surgery and woke up without a penis. Hurshall says his doctors amputated his penis after only a visual inspection; they thought his cancer had spread to his penis. Hurshall and his wife, Thelma, say they were never told that removal of his penis was even a possibility.

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Should he get a bigger black one or go for the vagina & breast implants?


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Bama
12-05-2003, 03:01 PM
What the hell? Doctors DO THAT? Shouldn't you get the option of death or amputation?

Oh, and no link so I don't believe this.

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DJEvelEd
12-05-2003, 03:03 PM
Here ya go!! (http://www.oprah.com/tows/slide/200310/20031003/tows_slide_20031003_03.jhtml)

The segment was short but he basically said his life was over and he was thinking about suicide often. He wanted to shoot the doctors in the face when he found out his penis had NO cancer whatsoever.

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-5-03 @ 7:06 PM

Bama
12-05-2003, 03:04 PM
Why do you watch OPRAH? That is more shocking then a man getting his penis cut off.

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walking joint
12-05-2003, 03:06 PM
he looks ashamed in that picture....poor guy.

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Katylina
12-05-2003, 03:07 PM
"He just feels like less than a man," Thelma, says. "And I go off and cry sometimes because it gets to be a pretty big burden.


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Bama
12-05-2003, 03:08 PM
This guy deserves every penny of the outrageous amount of money a jury will award him.

Still believe in Tort reform people?

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walking joint
12-05-2003, 03:10 PM
because it gets to be a pretty big burden.


is the wife telling the guy to end his own pity party.

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walking joint
12-05-2003, 03:11 PM
this surgery cost him an arm and a 3rd leg...yes i'm this lame.

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SatCam
12-05-2003, 03:31 PM
you kinda feel bad.

then the laughter kicks in.

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12-05-2003, 03:34 PM
I'd sue.

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12-05-2003, 04:38 PM
He IS Sue now.

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El Mudo
12-05-2003, 06:16 PM
I think he lost his penis the day he married Thelma....yikes....


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FUNKMAN
12-05-2003, 06:42 PM
the worst part is probably figuring out what to do with his hands. you can only pick your nose so long before you want to give o'l willie a tug or a touchie...

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SatCam
12-05-2003, 07:19 PM
my question is, where does he pee now?

I think he needs a Botox injection more.

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pennington
12-06-2003, 06:31 AM
he found out his penis had NO cancer whatsoever.


The biblical "an eye for an eye" solution sounds appropiate here...

YoungJersey
12-06-2003, 06:50 AM
I weep for that man

DJEvelEd
12-06-2003, 07:15 AM
They removed his testicles also! He settled out of court and the terms were not disclosed. He sued for 5 mil so he probably settled for alot less. I'd want more then a couple million though.

"My wife had to hold my hand in the bed there. And she said 'Honey it's over. They got all the cancer.' And she waited a few minutes and then said 'But they had to remove your penis.' And I was one mad dude, you know,"



And then there's the guy who's got the balls to cut off his own:
DAR ES SALAAM, Tanzania, Oct. 22 (UPI) -- A Tanzanian man facing an overwhelming debt has cut off his genitals in a bid to win his creditors' sympathy, Sky News reported Wednesday.

The 24-year-old, realizing he could not pay back millions of shillings lent to him by friends and relatives for a business venture, mutilated himself after squandering the money on prostitutes and alcohol.

The man's condition was improving after he received treatment at his local hospital in the east African country's northern Manyara region, the Guardian said.

It was the second such incident in the area in two months.

He invested some money on booze and whores, the rest was squandered. Nice DEEK deek!


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SatCam
12-06-2003, 08:04 AM
And I was one mad dude, you know

he had no penis. At this point I dont know WHAT he was.

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sr71blackbird
12-06-2003, 08:26 AM
In that picture on top, is the wifes hand on top of his ...um.... .....void?

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high fly
12-06-2003, 08:54 AM
This is one instance where "An eye for an eye" would be justice...

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kc7586
12-06-2003, 08:53 PM
thats fucked up, he should sue.


Should he get a bigger black one or go for the vagina & breast implants?
he should just go for the vag being he already has the saggy old man tits anyway.

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A.J.
12-08-2003, 04:09 AM
doctors amputated his penis after only a visual inspection; they thought his cancer had spread to his penis

Jesus, how bad could the thing have looked?

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high fly
12-08-2003, 11:26 AM
How bad could the thing have looked?
Prob'ly about like mine.

Now I'm scared.




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Bill From Yorktown
12-08-2003, 11:28 AM
my question is, where does he pee now?

I think he needs a Botox injection more.

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