Twenty Most Annoying Conservatives of 2003

[Doomstone]

Some guy made a list (http://www.pandagon.net/archives/00002229.htm)



I've come up with two possible explanations for the existence of Ann Coulter. Either she's the insane, alternate-reality version of Eddie Izzard, from a universe where biting, clever stand-up is replaced with blood-red anger, or she is Vultron, the shrewish, mentally unbalanced version of Voltron constructed of five bitterly angry gnomes, all of whom, for some unknown reason, have shaggy pageboy haircuts.


She'd be my number one. The adam's apple and abnormally large hands just put her over the top.

[HBox]

This one, in reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger, had me laughing my balls off:

I'm sorry, but it's like watching Strongbad govern the world's fifth largest economy. It just doesn't make sense.

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[Tall_James]

Another list. Gee. This time its conservatives? Fine. Now how about doing one for annoying teen idols.

Who gives a flying fuck what you think you too cool for the room douchebag?


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[TheMojoPin]

This is going to go places.

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[El Mudo]

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[TheMojoPin]

Not yet. If it descends into ye olde pissing match, sure. In fact, I suggest the conservatives on the board find and post their own list in a seperate thread. I STRADDLE THE MIDDLE LIKE A CHAMP.

And who was trying to sell that as Nessie? AWFUL.

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[Yerdaddy]

In fact, I suggest the conservatives on the board find and post their own list in a seperate thread.

They have their own list already. It's called the NYT Bestsellers List.

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[keithy_19]

I could list a good amount of liberals who are annoying, but since none of you care what a 15 year old has to say I will refrain.

Oh, I also don't wanna start the pissing match.

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[Bama]

What's the big deal about a list?

Conservatives are annoying. It had to be hard to bring it down to just 20. So many deserving candidates got lost in the shuffle.


Good post doomstone.

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[monsterone]

I could list a good amount of liberals who are annoying, but since none of you care what a 15 year old has to say I will refrain.


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[El Mudo]

ahhhh....who cares about another list for annoying liberals...i'm tired of rehashing the same old argument every thread....

*shrugs* meh...

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[TheMojoPin]

Lists like these (And even moreso with anti-liberal lists) are so pointless, because more often than not they focus on non-politicians. Celebrities, talk show hosts, activists...but not the actual people elected to run the damn country. What's the use? It just shows how little people actually are informed and aware of American politics and current events these days.

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[Se7en]

I came in at 28, a new personal best.

And I ranked higher than our own Death Metal Moe. Boo yah!

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[KillOReilly]

I like #1

BTW what is it with these Conservatives and cheap crap
that they sell?

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This message was edited by KillO'Reilly on 12-6-03 @ 7:32 AM

[Teenweek]

Annoying Liberals:

90% of Hollywood

[Doomstone]

Who gives a flying fuck what you think you too cool for the room douchebag?


You replied, didn't you?



Lists like these (And even moreso with anti-liberal lists) are so pointless, because more often than not they focus on non-politicians. Celebrities, talk show hosts, activists...but not the actual people elected to run the damn country. What's the use? It just shows how little people actually are informed and aware of American politics and current events these days.


No way. One of the Golden Rules of the Internet is that any time a Top ___ list is created, it is absolute indisputable fact. Who do you think you are to call absolute indisputable fact "pointless?" And if you'd read the whole thing, you would see WHY the list was focused more on blowhards than actual policy makers:



The more I think about it, many of the people in power aren't annoying. They're avaricious, deceitful, and most importantly, in charge - they're too important to be merely annoying.


Yes, apparently people like Dubya and DeLay and their ilk have moved far beyond the realm of mere annoyance, much to their dismay I'm sure. I'm sure when the "Twenty Most Evil Conservatives" list is done, they'll be well represented.

[Tall_James]

You replied, didn't you?

Doomstone...my comment was not directed at you, it was directed at the douchebag who came up with that list. Sorry if there was any confusion.


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[high fly]

I don't know, maybe it's the weather, but I just can't get it up to join in on the dog pile.

I kinda feel sorry for conservatives, in a way. Having to back the Dubster is tough enough...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Se7en]

I like #1

BTW what is it with these Conservatives and cheap crap
that they sell?

http://www.conservativebookservice.com/bookimages/30/c6230_full.jpg


Unless that doll is anatomically correct and I can fuck it, I'm not buying the damn thing.

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[KillOReilly]

I'd just like to thank the caller from Friday that inspired my username.

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[FMJeff]

heh did anyone catch the simpsons last night when Krusty was like "now im just an anti-semetic nobody" or something and the arnold schwartzenegger clone came by and was like "we have a lot to talk about"...

classic...

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[JerryTaker]

this polarized bullshit is not only really annoying me, but looking way too suspicious. The problem is, people want to take a side and consider themselves "right" all the time. (right as in correct, not as in right-wing)

What people fail to realize is that they could publish a list of "50 American politicians who are robbing their constituency blind" and back up each with bills they signed, backed, placed money into and amended, and people will continue to polarize, and see just what they want to.

EDIT: sorry, that was vague. what I mean is the "liberals" will say "They're wrong" about every liberal on the list, and say "They're right" about every conservative, and vice versa. meanwhile the point that the list is right about every single one of them would be completely missed.


We're just recycling the same crap over and over, and the end result is this: NOTHING CHANGES

But maybe that's exactly what they want, eh?

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[Se7en]

EDIT: sorry, that was vague. what I mean is the "liberals" will say "They're wrong" about every liberal on the list, and say "They're right" about every conservative, and vice versa. meanwhile the point that the list is right about every single one of them would be completely missed.

We're just recycling the same crap over and over, and the end result is this: NOTHING CHANGES

But maybe that's exactly what they want, eh?

STOP IT.

You're making sense and forcing me to think!

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[high fly]

(hands Se7en a shotgun, starts loading the Winchester)

"Remember, NO prisoners. They all must die."

" and they ask me why I drink"

[LiquidCourage]

"But, apparently, the Stalinesque, "

Amazing... Even though Reagan was the exact opposite of Stalin, American liberals still try to compare Reagan to him.

[high fly]

LC- where ya been, bud-day?
You're right, I'd say Reagan is much closer to a Grandpa Jones...

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[FMJeff]

I nominate myself.

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[TheMojoPin]

Jews can't be conservative.

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[high fly]

Jews can't be conservative


Except for "fiscal conservative".

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[GwEnYpOo]

why no joe scarborough?he screams everything he says.
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