Woman mows down McDonalds because of MAYONAIISE

[FMJeff]

click here to read about this (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/12/05/national/main587037.shtml)

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Mayonaise? On a burger? Well that's just crazy!

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[A.J.]

Nolan became angry when she was told the restaurant's cheeseburgers didn't come with mayonnaise.

Was this her first McDonald's dining experience?

Order the Big and Tasty dumbass!

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[ChrisTheCop]

She asked, "is this Kentucky Fried?" (she be illin')

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[KillOReilly]

Nolan testified she was startled by a car horn, accelerated and accidentally hit Jenkins.


Right. She heard a horn and floored it. OK!

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[FMJeff]

Her defense is more preposterous than her crime.



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[TooCute]

She should have gone to Wendy's.

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[blakjeezis]

Hold on a second here, something just doesn't quite add up. This broad is black, right? Well according to Undercover Brother, which I can only assume is the best primary source for any and all information concerning 'African-American Culture', black people don't like mayonnaise. To them, it's the most foul substance on the face of the Earth. And yet, this female got pissed because there was none on her burger? I think some further investigating needs to be done here. Call in Columbo or Shaft, whoever is more sensitive to the assailant's and victim's worldview.

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[Bama]

I'll bet the next person who rolls in wanting mayonaise on thier cheeseburger is gonna get some damn mayonaise on their cheeseburger!

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[ChrisTheCop]

That's odd. The Mcdonald's drive-thru that I go to in uniform in my marked police car always puts mayonaisse on my burgers.

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[Bama]

Yeah, that's not mayonaise

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[KillOReilly]

heh, you watched " Undercover Brother"?

Does Denise Richards get nekkid?

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[JustJon]

That's odd. The Mcdonald's drive-thru that I go to in uniform in my marked police car always puts mayonaisse on my burgers.
Do you also ask them for a liter of cola?







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[Furtherman]

Angry fat people are dangerous. When they want mayo, you give them mayo.

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[pennington]

I had read in another article on this that the reason she got caught was because another driver who witnessed this chased after her (including going the wrong way down a one way street) and followed her home.

I wonder if they have mayonaise in prison?

[ChrisTheCop]

Do you also ask them for a liter of cola?
Who wants a mustache ride?

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[monsterone]

heh, you watched " Undercover Brother"?

Does Denise Richards get nekkid?

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i hate the fact that i have to back myself up with something from undercover brother, but isn't that a staple of black comic humor - the white man loves may-yon-nays.

i mean, was this bitch ordering a royale with cheese?

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[high fly]

I had a French girlfriend who made homemade mayonaise...




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[Fallon]

Mayonaise? On a burger? Well that's just crazy!
Thats what my mother orders. A plain hamburger with mayo. Eww.

Mustard and ketchup for me please!

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