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sr71blackbird
12-09-2003, 03:23 PM
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Paul Simon, a small town publisher whose trademark bow tie was as plain and straightforward as his 40-year political career including two U.S. Senate terms and a bid for the presidency, died on Tuesday, his office said. He was 75.
Simon died at St. John's Hospital in Springfield, Illinois, a day after undergoing heart surgery, his office at Southern Illinois University said.
Through two terms in the U.S. Senate and five in the House of Representatives, as well as 14 years in the Illinois state legislature and a unsuccessful bid for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1988, Simon remained an approachable man of conscience.
After leaving Washington in 1997, he became the head of the Public Policy Institute at Southern Illinois University and continued to be involved in a number of major issues including reform of the death penalty and the campaign finance system.

House Speaker Dennis Hastert called Simon "a distinguished statesman ... a selfless public servant." Sen. James Jeffords of Vermont said Simon "served the residents of Illinois and the entire nation with grace, intelligence and passion. He was always one to put partisan politics aside and fight for what he truly believed in."
The author or co-author of at least 20 books, he wrote on topics ranging from world hunger to Abraham Lincoln.
Two of his books were published in October, including one, "Our Culture of Pandering" in which he wrote: "In too many areas we have spawned 'leadership' that does not lead, that panders to our whims rather than telling us the truth, that follows the crowd rather than challenging us, that weakens us rather than strengthening us."

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Liberal to moderate in politics, he was the chief Democratic sponsor of the balanced budget amendment while in the Senate and he authored a number of education and job-related laws.
When he sought the presidential nomination he portrayed himself as a genuine, down-to-earth person in an era of slick image makers. While other Democrats spoke of redefining their party's image and said the time for big social welfare programs had passed, Simon pressed for traditional Democratic programs such as government jobs programs and higher health care spending.
A college drop-out, Simon once owned more than a dozen small weekly newspapers in rural Illinois. Born in Eugene, Oregon, on Nov. 29, 1928, shortly after his missionary parents returned from China, he moved to Southern Illinois after his parents were assigned there.
He studied journalism at the University of Oregon and attended Dana College in Blair, Nebraska, but did not receive a degree from either school.
At the age of 19 Simon left college to buy a defunct newspaper in Troy, Illinois, with a $3,600 loan underwritten by the local Lions Club -- a move that made him the youngest editor-publisher in the nation at the time.
He earned a reputation as a crusader who exposed syndicated gambling ties to local officials and made a successful run for the Illinois House at the age of 25.
He was married to Jeanne Simon, also a former state lawmaker, in 1960, and the couple had two children. A collaborator on many of Simon's books, she died in 2000.

Biography (http://bioguide.congress.gov/scripts/biodisplay.pl?index=S000423)

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high fly
12-09-2003, 03:26 PM
There goes "Rhymin' Simon".















Ooops, wrong Simon.
Sorry.




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Bama
12-09-2003, 03:27 PM
No joke. That's what we all thought. Damn you to hell shock poster.

Paul Simon will never die. His music will live on forever.

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Hottub
12-09-2003, 03:27 PM
YOU DICK!!

I really thought it was the Paul Simon I cared about.

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sr71blackbird
12-09-2003, 03:34 PM
Ooops, wrong forum..sheeshe :p

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CrazyClare
12-09-2003, 03:45 PM
damnit i feel for it too. Graceland rocks hard.

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Reephdweller
12-09-2003, 04:14 PM
i laughed my balls off!


you shockey mcshockerton!

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Snoogans
12-09-2003, 04:15 PM
HAHAHAHA
this might be the best thread ever. well done

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ChickenHawk
12-09-2003, 04:15 PM
I'm disappointed.

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Reephdweller
12-09-2003, 04:19 PM
Of all the days to die.

A winters day, in a deep and dark December.

I'm gazing in my room...

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DarkHippie
12-09-2003, 05:33 PM
He was just a poor boy
though his story's seldom told
he has squandered his constituents
for a pocket full of worthless
campaign promises.



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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-09-2003, 05:38 PM
For a split second I worried about Edie Brickell.

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Johnny Fontane
12-09-2003, 05:45 PM
What a relief that the boring ass politician died. I saw Simon & Garfunkel at the Garden last week. Fucking awesome, I need to buy their new Greatest Hits CD.

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12-09-2003, 05:51 PM
S&G were GREAT last night.

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DarkHippie
12-09-2003, 05:52 PM
For a split second I worried about Edie Brickell.
Don't. Her new album is fuckin amazing (from the few songs I've heard)

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Bill From Yorktown
12-09-2003, 05:55 PM
for a second I was wondering who Chevy Chase was going to hang with...

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TheMojoPin
12-09-2003, 08:58 PM
Thank GOD, boring white music is safe another day...

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12-09-2003, 09:23 PM
yes, it sucked, we should erase it and replace it with...

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Tall_James
12-10-2003, 03:04 AM
I just received the "Gigantic" DVD about They Might Be Giants and Senator Simon did the intro.

He had a good sense of humor. Shitty fashion sense but a good sense of humor.

Rest in peace.


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A.J.
12-10-2003, 04:00 AM
Simon died at St. John's Hospital in Springfield, Illinois, a day after undergoing heart surgery,

I blame Cecilia for breaking his heart -- and shaking his confidence daily.

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high fly
12-10-2003, 10:24 AM
This was expected for quite some time.
It's been all downhill for the guy since he met a pieman going to the fair...

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sr71blackbird
12-10-2003, 03:34 PM
I heard his bowtie was really a camera

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high fly
12-11-2003, 01:29 PM
Anyone else think he looks a little like Al Franken?

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A.J.
12-11-2003, 02:58 PM
Anyone else think he looks a little like Al Franken?

A little. Do you remember when Franken played the role of Simon during SNL's 1988 "Democratic debates"? He looked and sounded just like him.

Now Simon is making the Sounds of Silence.

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DarkHippie
12-11-2003, 03:04 PM
do you he knew before the surgery that the mother and child reunion was only a moment away?

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high fly
12-11-2003, 03:04 PM
Oh yeah, good pull, AJ.



Now Simon is making the Sounds of Silence


and hows about that echo chamber he's got goin'?

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El Mudo
12-11-2003, 09:23 PM
I've got reason to believe he'll be well recieved in Graceland...

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