What can I do about farting in class?

[Locke]

Students have to spend 8 hours of their lives traped in a modern prison where they teach nothing. Durring this time it is very plossable to have some gas, what can I do to make the fart mute to people around me?

[Bill From Yorktown]

so far every post has been gold.

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[Arienette]

plossablesomeone, please help him so he can concentrate on school already.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

I'm thinking ventillating his bowels with some lead might prevent the buildup of gas.

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[A.J.]

Cough when you let it rip.

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[Spank Daddy]

what can I do to make the fart mute to people around me

Nothing......warn the others and let it rip. Don't you know you can blow out your colon if you hold them in ( at least that's the excuse I use ).

[DJEvelEd]

Spread it open more so the sides don't touch and you get that "pssssspt" that gay people have,,,

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[high fly]

Y'know, I think the kid's doing his part to limit Mexican immigration.
Why hire a Mexican whose chosen career is in the janitorial field, when you can hire an American?

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[Iamnotatool]

Do it more often, fart = funny

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[SuperClerk]

Ahhh. There's nothing like a loud fart while sitting on a wooden chair. Only metal chairs have better accoustics for flatulence.

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[Dudeman]

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[PanterA]

take a shit before class

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[Johnathan H Christ]

i'm thinkin you should shove a drinking straw in your ass so that the pressure can equalize without your sphincter meat flapping all over the place.

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[SatCam]

Don't eat school lunches. Especially the tacos.

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[KennethC]

In all seriousness, you might want to lay off the carbs, i.e. breads, sugar, pasta, etc. This will significantly reduce the "plossability" of flatulence.

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[reeshy]

Try shoving a book up your ass...evidently you're not using them for any other reason!!!!

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[SatCam]

reeshy, if he does that, he might explode. We wouldnt want Locke guts all over the room now would we?

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[stickyfingers]

Try shoving a book up your ass...



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[zoom2457]

If your a guy, it doesn't matter. Fart away. If your a girl, it also doesn't matter because girls don't fart.

BTW, a friend of my was taking a practical skills examination to be a paramedic and when he bent down to examine the fake patient, he farted right on the patient and next to the teacher. But, it didn't matter because he's a guy and they all laughed. Well, they left the room and then laughed.

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[gypsy]

I agree, fart = funny. But if you feel bad blame in on the fat foreign kid. If no fat foreign kid is avilable just blame it on the fat girl.

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[Justice4all]

Students have to spend 8 hours of their lives traped in a modern prison where they teach nothing. Durring this time it is very plossable to have some gas, what can I do to make the fart mute to people around me?

I say put a cork in your ass and pay attention to the teacher. Sounds like you need all the help you can get.

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[sr71blackbird]

If the school has a problem with you farting, and the long hours cooped up are the reason, then their alternative is to not keep you cooped up if they have a problem with it. So, your better off farting loud and proud.

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[TheMojoPin]

What can I do about farting in class?

Be less fat.

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[DJEvelEd]

Stick your 2 index finders up your ass and "Fishhook" the rim.

"Pssssstpt"

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[KC2OSO]

You are going to shit yourself in class one of these days and I can't wait.

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[newport king]

just let loose, and blame it not on the fat girl but on the prettiest girl in the class (or at least the one you sit near) just make sure its loud and then turn and look at her and with the most disgusted face let out a nice "ewwwwwwww" she'll be embarassed, chances are you were never gonna hook up with her and it will knock her down a peg. laughter will ensue.

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[Hottub]

Can somebody please


LOCKE

this thread?

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