kids say the darnest things

[monsterone]

so i work at a newspaper and i'm putting together a cutsie little section of letters kids wrote in for santa. awwww....

here's one, and i swear i'm not making it up-

Dear Santa,
Can I please have a Play Station 2 with Grand Theft Auto Vice City and also a moped. I will also put out milk and chocolate chip cookies for you. And if you have some time I would also like peace in the world because I think there is way to many wars and fighting in this world.

Your friend,
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[SatCam]

I swear I didnt write that.



ok anyway, didnt you know GTA VC is what all the cool kids have, and being socially in-the-know is also what makes you the most popular kid in school.

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[reeshy]

ok anyway, didnt you know GTA VC is what all the cool kids have


I guess, then, that you don't own GTA VC, huh, SatCam?????

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[GwEnYpOo]

i don't , i guess im a DWEEB .
kids are cute.

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[Duke]

no, satcam has Little Princesses tea party....

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[SatCam]

there's no such game Duke. And no, I dont own that game. I spend all my time on this message board. I guess I can blame you guys for this. Ofcourse, I still have the TV on in the background with daily House preceedings. Thank god for C-SPAN.

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[SatCam]

The last video game I played was DeJa Vu for NES a few weeks ago.

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[GwEnYpOo]

you watch c-span?holy shit i thought i was the only one under 18 in the u.s. still interested in anything
political.

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[GwEnYpOo]

wow kids really do say the darndest things

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[Duke]

i got GTA 3 and Vice City.....Vice City is the best cuse it is in 1986 :)

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[GwEnYpOo]

you're disgracing all the cool kids duke.

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[SatCam]

I watch C-SPAN for the sexy Senators. Ever see Tom Dachel in a speedo?

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[GwEnYpOo]

no , but im sure john ashcroft would look better . yumyum

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[SatCam]

I'm addicted (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/34064/page/I_m_addicted_to_C_SPAN.htm)
Bill Frist is my bizzatch, lay off.

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[GwEnYpOo]

fine be that way

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[Duke]

[quote]you're disgracing all the cool kids duke.[quote]




atleast i am straight!



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[Duke]

i dont get how to use those quote things the second thing is not soppose to be quoted

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[GwEnYpOo]

[quote]you're disgracing all the cool kids duke.[quote]




atleast i am straight!



i am too , halfway at least

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".....I'm gonna go out and shoot me a couple of retarded , fat , mexican midget , wheelchaired bitches"


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[SatCam]

isnt your sigpic a picture of a girl's soccer team?

BTW your radio show's website is REALLY GAY

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[SatCam]

geh

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This message was edited by SatCam on 12-10-03 @ 5:16 PM

[GwEnYpOo]

i think duke....

im not even gonna go there

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[GwEnYpOo]

hold on, forget i ever said any thing

i have to go...uh...shine my cat

::sprints to the door::

::comes back with turtle wax and a gopher::

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This message was edited by GwEnYpOo on 12-10-03 @ 5:17 PM

[TooCute]

Dear Santa,
I just found out I'm bi.



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[Duke]

heh kids are fighting on the kids say the darest things thread well this is what i'll say that is darned

Fuck ass hell damn


































heh heh Just kidding

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[SatCam]

And thus proving Monsterone's point... kids say the darnest things.

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[Duke]

Quote Gwennypoo

Dear Santa i am bi get me some play boy please



from,

a half strait woman

and

P.S send my reagards to misses cluse

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[monsterone]

scram you whipper-snappers. i didn't start this thread to get kids to say darnest things. please don't regard this thread as some sort of application for mod-ship - monsterone's kid's corner

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[A.J.]

kids say the darnest things

"Michael Jackson touched me HERE, and HERE, and..."

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[GwEnYpOo]

duke , why are you gettin all hostile take a joke man (or many).

I WAXED A GOPHER FOR YOU!!!!DIDN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!?!?!

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[mikeyboy]

When do the kids on our board start saying funny things?

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[grlNIN]

When do the kids on our board start saying funny things?



I resent that.




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When do the kids on our board start saying funny things?

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[SatCam]

Duke really needs to learn how to spell.

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[GwEnYpOo]

**spits coffee all over the desk the desk**

dude , unfair .

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[grlNIN]

Mikeyboy, i take it back.

As you were.

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[Duke]

its not u Gwenypoo.... i get Pissed Off real easy

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Little Johnee: "Mommy, what are those things?"

Mommy: "Those are my headlights, so Daddy can see at night."

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Dear Santa, I just found out I'm bi.




And that has to be one of the funniest posts that I have read as of late.

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Little girl: "Can I touch it?"
Little boy: "No."
Little girl: "Why not?"
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(big ups to Flip Wilson for that one)




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Girl admits she faked kidnapping, drank beer (http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/1219amberhoax19.html)

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[monsterone]

anybody remember the story on some feminist site about how r&f were nasty to her b/c she wouldn't make out with an other girl or something? i remember serila ripped the chick on their message board.

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[SatCam]

anybody remember the story on some feminist site about how r&f were nasty to her b/c she wouldn't make out with an other girl or something?

Didn't I post that a few months ago? I did a search on Ron and Fez in google.

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[SatCam]

It's not what you were talking about above, but while looking for it, I found this FAGGOT who said Ron and Fez couldnt get laid if they tried.
AHAHAH!!! (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/rnr/20607792.html)

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[monsterone]

Personally, I would rather listen to Pat Goss pull fried chicken out of his ass...


wow, this kid did say the darnest thing... what a bag of shit.

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[TheKnicks23]

Can I please have a Play Station 2 with Grand Theft Auto Vice City


Who cares? There's nothing wrong with kids playing violent video games. It's bad parenting that causes violence, not video games.

You're letting the media's take on things get to you.

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[monsterone]

it's taken near 50 posts for someone to address the intial idea, so i'm proud of you for that theknicks23.

but you have to figure if the kid is young enough to write a letter to santa, he's young enough that he shouldn't get his hands on the game. and yes, a bad parent will cave in and get gta for this kid.



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[TheKnicks23]

There are plenty of other things that are going to incourage violence more than video games. As funny as cartoons are, everyone single one of them is violent.

Also, at no point during Vice City did I think "Hey, you know spraying down women in the streets isn't so bad. I think I'll go try it sometime." It's going to take a VERY stupid kid to do anything they see in movies, games, or TV.

So if your kid is that much of an idiot they don't deserve to have ANY type of games.

If little Jonny has a record of shooting people in the eye with his toy gun, then don't buy him a PS2.

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[monsterone]

i just found it funny that some lil kid would ask for a game where the object is to kill and steal, yet also wants world peace.

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