worst "holiday" party

[hockeyboy77]

caught drinking...poor don :(

[A.J.]

worst "holiday" party

All of them. Nothing worse than having to make uncomfortable small-talk with co-workers AND their spouses/significant others.

It's especially fun when you're single and are subjected to interminable stories about kids and repeated questioning about "when are YOU going to get married?"

Just give me a cash bonus please.

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[hockeyboy77]

espesially fun when your single



This message was edited by hockeyboy77 on 12-11-03 @ 9:01 PM

[hockeyboy77]

i feel for ya man

[furie]

last years was good. we went to greenfields in Astoria.

this year, its Zum Stammtisch!


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[Jennitalia]

the worst holiday was for the last place i worked at. the party was pretty much segregated into their little hs cliques, gossiping about each other. but the worst was that they made everyone sing christmas carols. and they made sure each and every employee was around the piano singing along. but they changed the lyrics in the songs to make it about our company, and the whole thing was just awful. i had to go hide with a friend.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Just give me a cash bonus please.


THANK YOU!

I used to work for a company that would spend $50,000 for a holiday party at Tavern on the Green. Needless to say, they were bought out by the mid-90s.

A $25 American Express gift cheque would be nice. At least then I could "re-gift." :p

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[furie]

i can't get holiday bonuses :(


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[Arienette]

we used to have a lot of fun at my old job at the holiday parties. we had a group of young people and we all used to hang out anyway. so this was just a chance to drink for free.

one year, though, my friend and i had a drink or two and decided to dance. we were the only ones at that point, but what did we care? we were having a perfectly wonderful drink until my dumb ass let my glass slip from my hand and shatter into a million little pieced on the dance floor. and that shit is loud. it was so incredibly embarrasing i can't even tell you. ugh.

but later that evening we drank a lot more, ended up dancing on the speakers (some guy licked my stomach while i was up there) and all kinds of stuff. then we all went out after and i was mistaken for a hooker. all in all, good times.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

(some guy licked my stomach while i was up there)

um, hot. 1-2 inches below the belly button on a woman is the HOTTEST spot.

hot.

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[curtoid]

For a few years I worked in the development office for one of the largest federal/non-profit/arts organization hybrids in the country (shouldn't be hard to figure out, especially if you are in DC), and every year the development officers would make everyone sing, "The 12 Days of Giving."

OOOOOOH! It was so ungodly painful!

On top of that, they were out of their mind with the whole notion of "HOLIDAY" party, and so instead of "Secret Santas" they decided a less offensive term would be "Secret Snowflakes."

The larger party, for all of the other units, were usually a lot of fun though, but those days working in development - horrid.

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[Katylina]

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[East Side Dave]

My last job gave me a bag full of snickers for my Christmas bonus. Seriously. This- this is when I changed. This is when I decided to......punish.....

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[Arienette]

Ari, where do you work??
believe it or not i used to work at an insurance company.

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[hurlmon]

I worked at a place that had a Christmas party in a nice club in Manhattan, but it was cash bar????? $7 bottles of Bud. Needless to say I didn't stay too long. I'd rather the bag of snickers.


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[StupidGirlllll]

Getting drunk & going shopping @ Target

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[dingo]

I have to throw my own the owner doesn't pay for it so i get a big cookie on christmas eve and any customer that comews in gets to join me in my christmas party usualy just my regular good customers just come in to bring in my holiday tip which is always a 6 or 12 pack and we have a few rounds together then close early b/c if you are not done christmas shopping by 2 on christmas eve you're out of luck

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[Arienette]

Getting drunk & going shopping @ Target
no, but it's fun if you're shopping for homeless people.

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[Katylina]

no, but it's fun if you're shopping for homeless people.


Or WITH homeless people. Alas, no more Homeless Shopping Sprees. Long live O&A and Tippy Tom!

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[mdr55]

Just came back from my work Christmas party. It was just okay but the music sucked. Most of the music they played were pre-1985 I think. And the DJ came to our table to try and get our group to dance. Let's just say that didn't happened.

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[JohnnyCash]

Now that I work for myself I will finally have a good holiday party. I may even give myself the next day off.

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[reeshy]

The only Christmas party I ever attended was the one at my Wife's law firm. I got there a little late and most of the partner's were sloshed by this time. My wife introduced to some shithead lawyer who asked me what I did for a living and then proceeded to insult the shit out of me. Needless to say, that was the last party I attended!!

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[saveopieanthony.net]

my worst christmas party..

i was very into this girl a few years back who starting working in our company. everyone knew i liked her and we were hanging out a lot. anyway my old boss left the company and did an office job while he was trying "to get my band started".

anyway i left the party and everyone (who knew i liked this girl) watched her leave with my old boss, the guitar player in the band. EVERYONE was like "____is going to be crushed..." but no one told me.

finally like three weeks later someone while drunk makes a joke about those two walking off together after the party. she obviously thought i knew and knew she had put her foot in her mouth.

i was so crushed and although it's stupid I don't think i ever got over it. to this date i hate christmas parties and never leave my date unattended. the guy was actually upset with me because i was acting like a dick...i couldn't believe it.

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