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Arienette
12-12-2003, 08:22 PM
we gonna party like it's your birthday
we gon' sip bacardi like it's your birthday

that's right, people. everyone's favorite acronym is having a birthday. and, even though i only got one lousy sentence in my birthday thread from him, i felt it was incumbent upon me to make this thread for him (sorry to scoop you, rfmark).

you know you all want to write some birthday greetings for that sig pic-making, bad punning, ted allen impersonating fool. so give it up and show some love.

i thought you all might want to know what he's doing for his birthday, so i took a pic:

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/oceans0001/myhomepage/adf%20bday.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US"></img><br><br>for my part, i'd like to wish my boy a very happy birthday and a wonderful year. i love you, my honeypie.




and that is how you do a birthday post.

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SatCam
12-12-2003, 08:24 PM
Awww! Happy birthday big guy!

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ChrisTheCop
12-12-2003, 08:37 PM
In honor of this historical occasion, I shall display ADF original artwork as my sigpic for a full 24 hour period.
Happy birthday young man, and congratulations on being mentioned as "my boyfriend" in 99.2% of "your girlfriend"'s posts.

<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/aldukesfan-christhecop.gif">happy birthday adf

This message was edited by ChrisTheCop on 12-13-03 @ 12:43 AM

Snoogans
12-12-2003, 08:39 PM
if i was dating you, i would love the idea of this until i saw a picture like that of myself.

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furie
12-12-2003, 08:41 PM
is that an actual cape, or a towel used as a cape?

Happy Birthday!


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Arienette
12-12-2003, 08:43 PM
and congratulations on being mentioned as "my boyfriend" in 99.2% of "your girlfriend"'s postsshush... for the first (and last) time, this isn't about me.

happy birthday!

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aripenguin.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>sometimes the wind blows through the trees<br>and i think i hear you calling me<br>but all i see is snow</center>

SatCam
12-12-2003, 08:50 PM
for my part, i'd like to wish my boy a very happy birthday and a wonderful year. i love you, my honeypie.




and that is how you do a birthday post.

ummm... ok.

ADF, I love you. You are the wind beneath my wings



Like that?

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TooCute
12-12-2003, 08:56 PM
You jerk. How dare you steal MY BIRTHDAY. THIEF!!!

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ChrisTheCop
12-12-2003, 08:59 PM
I'm sure a certain someone will start a thread for you, but til then--Happy Birthday TooCute!!! (Had u ever made me a sigpic, I'd consider alternating yours and adf's, but...)

<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/aldukesfan-christhecop.gif">happy birthday adf

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-12-2003, 09:21 PM
What a weenie, stealing Aya's birthday.

That's not right.

I wish you a mediocre birthday at best.

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TheMojoPin
12-12-2003, 09:22 PM
I've never seen a picture where ADF has both eyes open.

As such, he only has one eye.

So he's a pirate.

A BUTT-PIRATE!!!

...

Man, that was a stretch.

...

ADF, I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!

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Snoogans
12-12-2003, 09:24 PM
http://www.chia.com/elepbox.jpg
http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/ap/2002/apr/Pistonsmulti417.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
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Katylina
12-12-2003, 09:27 PM
Happy birthday honeypie!



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sexy bastard
12-12-2003, 11:12 PM
happy birthday hope you have agood time..and get everything you wanted
be well

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Tall_James
12-12-2003, 11:57 PM
happy birthday you old rascal you.


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reeshy
12-13-2003, 03:48 AM
if i was dating you,


....You would never want another!!!! Remember, Al Dukes loves you, too!!

Happy Birthday!!!

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RF Godfather
12-13-2003, 04:16 AM
HB ADF! All my best to you budday!

I don't mind getting scooped my lovely lady. ;)

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Cybersoldier
12-13-2003, 05:10 AM
Happy Birthday ADF

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East Side Dave
12-13-2003, 06:10 AM
Happy Birthday, FunTime 2000! That's the name I invision you giving to the robot that you will invent in the future. I think you are technologically capable. Yes, I sit around thinking of how you should invent a robot- a.. fun robot- I betcha John Davidson couldn't invent a robot! Ha! Fuck John Davidson! ADF King! John Davidson jester! No! ADF King! John Davidson jester's monkey!! Let's kidnap John Davidson!

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Fallon
12-13-2003, 07:16 AM
Happy Birthday ADF!

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high fly
12-13-2003, 07:19 AM
Isn't it great sharing a birthday with TooCute?


Heh heh, Happy Birthday, big guy!

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jafter
12-13-2003, 07:20 AM
Happy Birthday ADF!!!!!!!!

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East Side Dave
12-13-2003, 07:21 AM
Isn't it great sharing a birthday with TooCute?


And Dick Van Dyke! Don't forget about Dick Van Dyke! He taught me to feel the door first!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 12-13-03 @ 11:22 AM

SuperClerk
12-13-2003, 07:38 AM
Happy Birthday ADF!

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FUNKMAN
12-13-2003, 07:43 AM
ADF,

to a gentleman and a,,,,gentleman.... and is the 'proud' creator of my only sigpic( i say proud loosely :) )

have a Great Birthday!

Funkman

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JerseyRich
12-13-2003, 07:44 AM
Happy Birthday you moderately funny, four-eyed, sonofabitch.

:)

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mdr55
12-13-2003, 10:12 AM
Happy Birthday dude. Your one lucky guy.

(Wish ADF a Happy Birthday today) paid for by Arienette

Jennitalia
12-13-2003, 10:28 AM
Happy Birthday, ADF. Hope Ari gives you a nice bday bj if she hasnt already.

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JohnnyCash
12-13-2003, 10:33 AM
Happy Birthdayday.

Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.
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mikeyboy
12-13-2003, 03:00 PM
Ron: You wanted to send out, Bonedaddy, a shout-out to your girl Randi.
Yerdaddy: Big birthday shout-out to Randi.
Ron: Wow, is she hot.
Yerdaddy: She's adorable.
Ron. Yeah. What's with the guy she's with, though? Is that the guy from Queer Eye? I see the pictures of him.
Fez: Ted Allen?
Ron: Yes!
Fez: The food and wine expert.
Ron: Now you get a hot, hot chick like Randi, and I don't know whether she's doing a fag hag thing or whatever.
Yerdaddy: I have nothing to do with this conversation
Ron: You know what I would like to do with Randi? What's that movie with Demi Moore and Robert Redford?
Fez: Oh. Indecent Proposal
Ron: I want to do an indecent proposal with ADF and Randi but I want to leave out that million dollars. And then I want ADF just to be sitting downstairs crying and waiting for her.
Yerdaddy: And a small birthday shout-out to ADF who's a couple of days later.


Happy birthday! :)

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Yerdaddy
12-13-2003, 05:31 PM
Mikeyboy just stole my idea for a birthday post, but I would like to point out this moment:


Yerdaddy: I have nothing to do with this conversation

and I swear I wasn't laughing at this part:

Ron: Now you get a hot, hot chick like Randi, and I don't know whether she's doing a fag hag thing or whatever.


much


Happy birthday!

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Death Metal Moe
12-13-2003, 07:33 PM
Happy Birthday Al Dukes Fan.

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A.J.
12-14-2003, 06:40 AM
Hope you had a great birthday -- you lucky, lucky man.

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Green Lantern
12-14-2003, 12:02 PM
Happy B-Day ADF!!!!!!

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ADF
12-14-2003, 01:42 PM
Thanks everybody! I spent the day securing New Jersey's airspace by working the helpdesk down at McGuire. I then spent the night doing laundry and watching <i>Sabado Gigante</i> on a tv with no sound.

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Reephdweller
12-14-2003, 05:55 PM
Happy Birthday ADF!

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jamesdiggy
12-14-2003, 05:57 PM
You sure are livin' the bachelor's life, Happy Birthday!

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