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DJEvelEd
12-15-2003, 05:20 AM
He's having prostate surgery this morning. Wish him well.
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jocefus
12-15-2003, 05:22 AM
hope his ass feels better
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FUNKMAN
12-15-2003, 05:23 AM
if they find any problems i hope they can cor'rectum'...
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reeshy
12-15-2003, 05:36 AM
You guys think you're really funny? You're nothing but pains in the asses!! Those jokes are really shitty!!!
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reeshy
12-15-2003, 05:37 AM
damn!!
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JustJon
12-15-2003, 07:01 AM
rectum? damn near killed him!
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FUNKMAN
12-15-2003, 09:08 AM
i hope the doctors don't 'bung'le the procedure...
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high fly
12-15-2003, 09:54 AM
Sore Colin--bad
Sore Colon--bad
Six of one, a half dozen of another...
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DJEvelEd
12-15-2003, 10:03 AM
Ass Doctor: "How's your bowel Mr. Powell?"
Secretary of State Colin Powell: "I feel like shit"
Ass Doctor: "Here, just fill this bed pan sir"
Secretary of State Colin Powell: "From here?"
Ass Doctor & Secretary of State Colin Powell: "Hahahahaha"
(squish)
Secretary of State Colin Powell: "Ooooh"
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Hottub
12-15-2003, 10:12 AM
I am glad they were able to 'ass'ertain his problem.
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high fly
12-15-2003, 10:13 AM
butt on the other hand...
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FUNKMAN
12-15-2003, 10:24 AM
hopefully the doctors don't sew his colon shut by mistake. otherwise people will tell him that he is 'full of shit'...
and he couldn't deny it....
yeah i know, corny
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DJEvelEd
12-15-2003, 10:43 AM
yeah i know, corny
But effective
I hope nobody schmears his good name.
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12-15-2003, 11:01 AM
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Hey Al, Don't you think it's funny that Mr. Powell's Mom named him after part of his butt? What a fuckin' werid ass name.... Say "Whooo-Whaaaa" again!
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FUNKMAN
12-15-2003, 11:49 AM
i'm a little worried, somebody said the surgeon was on crack...
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Hottub
12-15-2003, 12:00 PM
I don't think the Secretary of State deseves to be the Butt of all these jokes.
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SatCam
12-15-2003, 04:10 PM
This thread makes an ass of Powell.
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Hottub
12-15-2003, 04:14 PM
The news just said the operation was a success,
I ASSume he will fully recover.
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Spank Daddy
12-15-2003, 04:38 PM
I'm glad he made it thru this 'hole' ordeal
sr71blackbird
12-15-2003, 04:42 PM
OOps!! Pays to read huh?
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Snoogans
12-15-2003, 04:44 PM
wrong movie dude, and that joke was taken
btw, farley's was when he was hot boxing backstage with the rastas
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high fly
12-16-2003, 12:37 PM
Colon, I mean Colin: "Hahahahha- you doctors have me in stitches!"
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