View Full Version : Enough of this shit!!!!!
Reephdweller
12-16-2003, 06:01 PM
Highway workers lament increase of human waste
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
KENNEWICK -- Forced to clean up an increasing number of jugs and bags of human waste along highways, the Adams County Waste Reduction & Recycling office took out a full-page newspaper advertisement to combat the problem.
The ad features a photo of a plastic milk jug filled with urine, and the message, "Okay, One last time: This is not a urinal."
From March 4 to Nov. 27, 2002, one Adams County highway cleanup crew picked up 2,666 jugs of urine and 67 bags with human excrement in them.
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full news story... (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/152686_waste16.html)
It sure stinks to work on the highway!
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Tall_James
12-16-2003, 06:08 PM
Wait...that wasn't lemonade?
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Fallon
12-16-2003, 06:33 PM
They should really use a white plastic bottle. The light is gonna kill all the vitamins.
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12-16-2003, 06:47 PM
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KC2OSO
12-16-2003, 06:49 PM
...2,666 jugs of urine and 67 bags with human excrement in them...
Hi, Mr. Highway mower-guy, there is a larger social problem over which you have no control...
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DJEvelEd
12-16-2003, 06:57 PM
Sometimes we have no choice BUTT to use faeces bags or urine sacs. Some of us have dead hookers or kilos of coke in the trunk. Too risky to stop.
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curtoid
12-17-2003, 03:02 AM
Milk...milk...lemonade...
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sr71blackbird
12-17-2003, 03:07 AM
They should make convienient urinals/stalls every 1000 feet on the side of the road if they really want to curb the problem. Some people just cant hold it in until they are in a "proper" rest area.
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A photo was taken of the vehicle driven by two of the offenders:
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FUNKMAN
12-17-2003, 06:29 AM
i could see why these guys are getting 'pissed'...
nobody likes getting 'dump'ed on
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SatCam
12-17-2003, 07:00 AM
Won't this company be out of business if no one takes a piss in a milk jug? Wouldn't they want more people to piss in the jugs?
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FUNKMAN
12-17-2003, 08:56 AM
i wouldn't want that job, you really have to take alot of crap...
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high fly
12-17-2003, 11:48 AM
You gotta take a lot of shit, but you better not have a shitfit over that shit, cause the shit could hit the fan at Shit Central, shitting things up for you...
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FUNKMAN
12-17-2003, 01:00 PM
gotta suck, i'd hate to see the look on their faeces...
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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 12-17-03 @ 5:02 PM
high fly
12-17-2003, 04:31 PM
Good one, Funkman!
Tee hee, and now they don't have a pot to piss in!
---and that's the straight poop!
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This message was edited by high fly on 12-17-03 @ 8:47 PM
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